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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-20-2010, 05:06 PM

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Daddy?

and this is good, saves me some infractions haha
God is yet to provide a husband for me.

(And may never given that I am now considered middle aged.)

So I live at home with my Dad.

Mum died some years ago.


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14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 07:22 AM

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Sister, I think my avatar makes it pretty clear that I'm a woman, and just today I saw someone calling brother Nobar a little girl. I guess it's just proof that liebrals are really confused about the sexes.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 07:35 AM

Thank you, Brother Cranky, for an excellent exposition of why God hates soccer! I hate soccer too, Praise Jesus!

I must take issue with one thing in your list, though - the inclusion of Australia in your list of soccer playing nations. No self-respecting Australian would be seen dead playing or watching that girly homer game.

Australians play rugby league ("frequently cited as the toughest and most physically demanding of any team sport in the world,"), a game that makes soccer look like what it is - a game for girls and homersexuals - but which also makes American football look little better.

Now I know that America is His Own Countryand I would never criticise anything that Jesus loves, but I strongly suspect that American football is not a Godly pursuit - more the work of Satan. The few times I've watched American football I've been shocked by all the protective clothing that it's weak and girly players wear to protect them from owies. What girls! They wouldn't last a minute on a rugby league field. When rugby league players break a bone, they just keep right on playing - like real men.

I'm sure that when Jesus was a boy he played rugby league with his friends. How can I be sure? Easy - He was a Real Man! You didn't see him wearing twenty layers of padding when he was being scourged, and you never see pictures of him fondling his Desciples or falling to his knees clutching his leg, do you? If anyone asked him to play soccer or American football, he'd probably just have laughed and damned them to Hell.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 07:35 AM

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Sister, I think my avatar makes it pretty clear that I'm a woman, and just today I saw someone calling brother Nobar a little girl. I guess it's just proof that liebrals are really confused about the sexes.
How could anyone confuse Brother Nobar as a little girl.

That would be one facially hairy little Miss.

I think many of the unsaved heathens on here are on drugs Sister B.I.G.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 05:58 PM

don't give it a reason all religions hate soccer.. it's not only you guys.. it's mostly because soccers is so fun for som wierd ppl like ronaldino that it takes their thoughts away from god
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 06:18 PM

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don't give it a reason all religions hate soccer.. it's not only you guys.. it's mostly because soccers is so fun for som wierd ppl like ronaldino that it takes their thoughts away from god
Are you speaking in tongues?

Plain old American is so much easier to understand by forum members.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 06:35 PM

all religions hate soccer my friend... it's for retards like ronaldinho and osama bin laden, and of course george bush, but what do god think of archery
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all religions hate soccer my friend... it's for retards like ronaldinho and osama bin laden, and of course george bush, but what do god think of archery
Why don't you tell me what God thinks of archery, You have the Bible to find the answer. Say it in scripture friend.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 06:46 PM

i'm young and you understand the holy book bether than me... besides the only bible i have is written in danish
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 06:56 PM

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i'm young and you understand the holy book bether than me... besides the only bible i have is written in danish
You can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

this might interest you too-

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 06:59 PM

actually i meant archery for hunting... rifles don't give any sport, sadly i have to wait until i'm 18 before i can hunt with a bow
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-21-2010, 07:19 PM

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actually i meant archery for hunting... rifles don't give any sport, sadly i have to wait until i'm 18 before i can hunt with a bow
why?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-29-2010, 04:00 PM

Because the danish law says so and i don't wanna end up in prison
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-29-2010, 04:04 PM

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Because the danish law says so and i don't wanna end up in prison
Wait, you can actually hunt in Denmark?

I figured a country the size of Delaware couldn't possibly have any rural areas.


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Wait, you can actually hunt in Denmark?

I figured a country the size of Delaware couldn't possibly have any rural areas.
Isn't Danemark the place with the windmills, used to pump out the standing water from Germany? Maybe they have muskrats there.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-09-2010, 09:30 PM

hmmmm just enlight me... why God should hate rugby?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-09-2010, 09:51 PM

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-13-2010, 04:11 AM

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Now this gives the term "pothead" a whole new meaning. Also, isn't this guy the soccer player who bit off another soccer player's ear? And remember that time when a soccer player hired a hitman to club another soccer player's knee before the big game?

You never hear about American athletes doing anything like that.
actually mike tyson bit off another BOXERS ear, boxing is compeltely different from soccer
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-13-2010, 04:16 AM

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-14-2010, 02:32 AM

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Reason 11: Vuvuzela
Indeed, I am sure they have lots of Vuvuzelas in hell to torture the sinners.


CANCER is a state of mind! Time to stop ALL healthcare!!!
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