Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
When I read this article I wondered if Allah spoke to Mudslimes? This man had clearly just had an important conversation with Allah. I think this proves that Mudslimes aren't crazy!
Wacky Mudslime
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Fla. police use Taser on nude man walking a dog
A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.
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Thats odd! Walking your dog nude just after dark. What reason could he possibly have for this?
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The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,"
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Ah that explains it! I think we all knew that mudslimes were crazy, and this just proves it.
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McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.
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Figures...