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Default Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women - 04-05-2011, 05:58 AM

Finally decent people are making a stand. Against filth and the French.

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A woman who attacked a painting by Paul Gauguin hanging in the National Gallery in Washington DC said the French artist was "evil", court records show.

Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women and tried to rip it from a gallery wall on Friday, officials said. The 1899 painting, which depicts two women's bare breasts, was behind a plastic cover and was unharmed. She was charged with attempted theft and destruction of property and is being held pending a mental evaluation.

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Default The CIA finally does something good for a change! - 04-05-2011, 09:58 AM

WARNING! Do not click the following link unless you are prepared to view a graphic depiction of two brown-skinned women showing off their naughty parts and engaging in an unnatural act!


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...Susan Burns, 53, of Arlington, Va., has been charged with attempted second-degree theft and destruction of property following the attack Friday. She was being held without bail pending a mental health hearing Tuesday.

The Gauguin painting, "Two Tahitian Women," valued at an estimated $80 million, was not damaged and will go back on view Tuesday, the National Gallery said in a statement. The picture is on loan from the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York for an exhibit titled "Gauguin: Maker of Myth."

The painting depicts two women standing next to each other, one with both breasts exposed and the other with one breast showing.

According to charging documents, an investigator told Burns her rights and asked why she had tried to remove the painting.

"I feel that Gauguin is evil. He has nudity and is bad for the children. He has two women in the painting and it's very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned," according to the documents.

Burns also said: "I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you."

Three cheers for Agent Susan Burns! Clearly the words of her bosses in the federal government are less important to her than what her boss in Heaven has to say!

And what does our Heavenly boss think about this type of disgusting "art?"

I'm glad you asked...

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Default Re: Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women - 04-05-2011, 10:33 AM

Well put Little Donkey!

We True Christians are a tolerant lot. We see the Law being broken, God's Word disregarded and vile sinners parading vile iniquity, yet our correct and Godly response is to pray and to hang our heads in sorrow.

Although bound to follow secular law, we should always understand and forgive our brethren and sistern as their frustration at the Works of Satan breaks through.

Ms Burns should have sought a Pastor but, her actions are understandable. Using God's Word to reinforce your opinion is what Christianity is all about, for we are commanded to go out and preach to those who need it most.

Gauguin painting in Washington DC attacked by woman

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A woman who attacked a painting by Paul Gauguin hanging in the National Gallery in Washington DC said the French artist was "evil", court records show.

Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women and tried to rip it from a gallery wall on Friday, officials said.

The 1899 painting, which depicts two women's bare breasts, was behind a plastic cover and was unharmed.

She was charged with attempted theft and destruction of property and is being held pending a mental evaluation.

On Friday afternoon the accused slammed her hands against the Plexiglas cover between the canvas and the frame.

'Beautiful, mysterious women'

A museum security officer intervened and detained her.

Ms Burns, 53, from Virginia, told police she thought the painting should be burned, according to court records viewed by the Associated Press news agency.

"I feel that Gauguin is evil," she was quoted as telling police.

"He has nudity and is bad for the children. He has two women in the painting and it's very homosexual."
[edit EB: Hear that people??? "it's very homosexual!" what more proof do you need???]

The 94cm by 75.4cm (37in by 30in) oil-on-canvas painting is on loan from the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.

It is expected to go back on display on Tuesday morning, National Gallery spokeswoman Deborah Ziska told the BBC.

The work depicts two serene, golden-skinned Tahitian women offering a bowl of flowers.

"The painting captures Gauguin's mythical idea of Tahiti as a paradise of beautiful, mysterious women," museum curators write.

The incident was the first act of vandalism at the museum since the 1970s, when over the course of about five years, one man destroyed a Renaissance-era chair and another defaced 25 works, including by Renoir and Henri Matisse, with a "sharp object", Ms Ziska said.
Given the choice of these two pictures, which would you prefer to have hanging in your room? I think the answer is obvious.

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Default Re: Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women - 04-05-2011, 10:37 AM

I'm glad that french coward artist is burning in Hell!

What a pervert.


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Default Re: Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women - 04-05-2011, 07:07 PM

With all due respect, I don't think these naked breast lesbian pornography pictures should be posted in this thread. This is a family forum, after all. Just because some art gallery curator whose brain has obviously been ravaged by syphilis and liberalism thinks it's OK to display something, that doesn't mean we should follow suit!



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Default Re: Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women - 04-06-2011, 06:34 PM

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Well put Little Donkey!

We True Christians are a tolerant lot. We see the Law being broken, God's Word disregarded and vile sinners parading vile iniquity, yet our correct and Godly response is to pray and to hang our heads in sorrow.

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Ms Burns should have sought a Pastor but, her actions are understandable. Using God's Word to reinforce your opinion is what Christianity is all about, for we are commanded to go out and preach to those who need it most.

Gauguin painting in Washington DC attacked by woman

Given the choice of these two pictures, which would you prefer to have hanging in your room? I think the answer is obvious.

That is not a fair question to ask to ask Unsaved Trash. In essence you are asking them to choose between an $80 million dollar painting, and a 50 cent flea market lithograph.

Maybe this choice is better:
A Gauguin painting or a Caravaggio painting?




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Default Re: Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women - 04-06-2011, 07:32 PM

Again, people insist on posting filthy naked breast pictures in this thread! Need I remind you that I am a recovering Internet pornography addict? The sight of all that unclothed, caramel flesh could easily send me off the rails again!

In fact, I fear I feel another masturbinge coming on.

If you all will excuse me, I'm going to head to Walgreens for some saltpeter. Then I'm going to take a cold shower (fully clothed, of course) and pray like crazy.


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Default Re: Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women - 04-06-2011, 07:39 PM

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Given the choice of these two pictures, which would you prefer to have hanging in your room? I think the answer is obvious.


Brother, are you asking us to choose between breast-bearing lesbians and an eye-shadow-wearing gender-bender trying to imitate Jesus?

For me, it would be a difficult decision. I think I'd prefer a bare wall.

Which, pray tell, would YOU pick?
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Again, people insist on posting filthy naked breast pictures in this thread! Need I remind you that I am a recovering Internet pornography addict? The sight of all that unclothed, caramel flesh could easily send me off the rails again!

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If you all will excuse me, I'm going to head to Walgreens for some saltpeter. Then I'm going to take a cold shower (fully clothed, of course) and pray like crazy.
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