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Default Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-12-2021, 07:01 PM

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Your long-winded “War and Peace” scripture responses to Ecclesiastes 7:26 are only nibbling at the passage in question to try and remove the outright direct words of Jesus in demeaning women in general. In essence, you are therefore showing the membership that our Bible contradicts itself with your half-baked passages in trying in vain to extinguish Ecclesiastes 7:26 which is outright BLASPHEME!!!
Tommie, sweetie, where did I imply something like that?

Let's look at this verse color-coded:

Ecclesiastes 7:26 And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.

The author makes an analogy with death (in blue) to a very specific kind of a woman - the kind who traps sinners (as defined in red). Those loved by God are safe from her (in green), but the sinners will fall into her traps (in purple).

To accuse a True Christian™ woman of being anything like that is a grave offense, as exemplified in verses that I've helpfully provided above. (You would already have known them if you have ever read the Holy Bible, but that is the problem with cherry pickers like you, you never want to read the whole thing).

For your information, a True Christian™ woman is the kind of a woman described in great detail in the verses below. I highlighted in blue the one you really should ponder upon:

Proverbs 31:10-31:
10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
14 She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
15 She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
17 She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
18 She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.
19 She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
20 She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.
21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
23 Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.
24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.
26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.
27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
31 Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.

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Basilissa, you are not understanding, nor accepting, your 2nd class woman position in the godly scheme of things as Jesus shows within the scriptures! Tell the membership in what part of this Jesus inspired passage don’t you understand? “I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.” (1 Timothy 2:12)
Please throw away whatever abomination you are using and replace it with the King James Version!

1 Timothy 2:12 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

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Within my thread of how a Christian man can find a wife, you have continued to exercise your “assumed” authority over my superior position of being a Christian man, whereas instead you are to remain QUIET!
I am quiet, sweetie. Do you take me for one of them semi-illiterate folks who feel the need to mouth words which they are reading/writing?

I reassure you that I am perfectly quiet when I'm writing to you.

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When you don’t follow 1 Timothy 2:12, where do you get the biblical authority as a 2nd class woman to usurp Jesus’ direct words in said passage? BLASPHEME!

“To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.” (Titus 2:5)
I am a very obedient wife, sweetie.

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Basilissa,

YOUR SATANIC ACTION HEREWITH TO MY POST #37: Last edited by Basilissa; 10-10-2021 at 04:13 PM. Reason: Keeping the forum Clean for Jesus

Regarding your despicable actions relative to eliminating my alleged statements that are not clean for our serial killer Jesus in my post #37 is outright ungodly! How dare you take such actions against me when I preach the true words of Jesus the Christ as explained?
Because you err:

James 5:19-20
19Brethren, if any of you do err from the truth, and one convert him;
20Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

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In prayer with Jesus last night, and within the same vein that you did with me in editing my post, He told me
Oh sweetie, whatever drugs you are on, you should stop. NOW! The voices you are hearing in your head are clearly demons!

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Besides, no children below 18 should be admitted to Landover Baptist Church because of what is written within the Bible that is equal to, and surpasses this passage explicitly shown below!
You are in no position to decide who is and who isn't admitted to our Church, sweetie.
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“When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.*There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.*So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)
What is horrible here is that you are misquoting the Bible, twisting its meaning. This is the passage in the KJV, as God dictated it:

Ezekiel 23:18-21
18 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.
19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
21 Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

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Basilissa, are you starting to smell sulfur?
Are you? With all the twisting of the Holy Word of God that you've been doing, your damnation seems sure.

Nonetheless, I will keep praying for you. That's how you know I'm a better person than you are, sweetie.
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Default Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-12-2021, 07:13 PM

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Romeo Rovagnati,

YOUR QUOTE IN TELLING BDT THAT I AM NOT FOLLOWING JESUS' DOCTRINE!!!: " However, it is pretty clear that the Gospel you're preaching is not same as Jesus."

Romeo, you are going to have to tell me where I allegedly went astray! Therefore, give me examples, and be sure that you know Jesus is watching! (Hebrews 4:13)
I'll ignore the obscene comments about your perverted nudist activities.


You seem to forget that the Landover Baptist Church has condemned many times the hypocrisy of the Westboro Baptist Church, who is known for condemning Female Pastors and such, yet is very willing to let them preaching in public. If i remember correctly, the actual leader of that Calvinistic group is one of the daughter of Fred Phelps, their deceased founder. Here is their statement:


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The passages in question are 1 Corinthians 14:34: "let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law"; and 1 Timothy 2:12: “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” This commandment in the New Testament church of the Lord Jesus Christ is part of how we are distinguished as the Bride of Christ. The women of WBC keep silence in the church service, demonstrating that they recognize they are to be under obedience to either their father or (if married) their husband. This obedience to the authority constituted by God from the beginning is also demonstrated in the fact that the women of WBC do not cut their hair and while in the church service they have their heads covered (see 1 Corinthians 11:5-10). That passage shows how critical the matter of the woman's demonstrated submission to God's standard of authority (chain-of-command, if you will) inasmuch as it closes with "because of the angels". That is, this is a matter that goes (for the women who violate it and the men -- fathers or husbands -- who allow it) to the heart of what cast a full third of the created race of angels: pride-driven rebellion against God!
There is, as the great preacher Lemuel articulates at Ecclesiastes 3:7 "... A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;" when these women of WBC are not in the church service they understand, love, embrace, cherish, and make full proof of their ministry to their co-elect, their husbands, their children, and the reprobate world. They speak of God, His attributes, His commandments, His providence, His judgments, and that most glorious of things -- His return in power and glory! They speak because, like those whom Christ referenced at Luke 19:40, if they did not speak the very stones would immediately cry out!

Still i don't see any justification for their ways of preaching. If they want to be recognized as a valid Church, they should at least remove their Hyper-Calvinist doctrine and replace it with the Baptist doctrine.


But, returning to the argument. You seem to forget that sometimes women are needed to preach the Truth. An example is St. Martha, sister of St. Mary Magdalene, who went in France and preached the Gospel, while taming a Bowser-like monster named Tarrasque.


Another example would be the godly St. Therese d'Avila, who is known as one of the best intellectual in the Catholic Church and wrote many apologies to Christianity.


Also, the Italian state has no problem in having women teaching in Cathechism and Religion's Classes. Unfortunately, atheists declared an "Holy War" against God to replace the infallible teachings in schools by teachers that were chose directly by the Church.


I also have to suspect that you are hearing demons that decieve you into thinking it it is Jesus. I know that in the case of St. Joan of Arc it was actually angels, but in your case i would ask Jesus to give you a stigmata.


I'll pray for your health. And remember, don't make the same mistake that Jehovah Witnesses and similar movements does, by attempting to wrongly pronounce the Tetragram. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI clearly warned the jews to that it violates the second commandment.
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Default Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-13-2021, 06:07 PM

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Basilissa,

Your inept color-coded semantic sentence structuring to the verse in question shown below goes severely wanting, and what did I expect from a 2nd class woman as explained within the scriptures!

Ecclesiastes 7:26 "And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her."

Here, let Jesus and I easily school you once AGAIN in front of the MEN membership!


“And I find more bitter than death the woman,”

There is NO comma after "death" that you erroneously proposed, therefore the sentence continues with women in general, get it?


“whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands:”

Again, the sentence continues with women in general after the comma as they try to take over man’s superiority that goes against the scriptures!


“whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her;”

AGAIN, as the sentence in context continues, any man that wants to PLEASE JESUS is to escape from women in general, 2+2=4!


“but the sinner shall be taken by her.”

The sinner is a wimpy man that is [*** DISGUSTING POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY DEDICATED MODERATOR ***], period!


Dear Basilissa, may I suggest that you take an online “Reading Comprehension Class” post haste so as to NOT slap Jesus in the face again by rewriting His direct and inspired words which is UNGODLY! “Every word of God proves true; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him. Do not add to his words, lest he rebuke you and you be found a liar.” (Proverbs 30:5-6)

For your convenience is a link below for you to bone up on understanding the English language, you can thank me later.

https://outschool.com/classes/readin...iAAEgLH2vD_BwE


I see that you remained SILENT to the fact that when you “came on to me,” as many women have done at my ministries, you didn't mention my advances in my post #39. Good girl, you will have to greave by yourself and in time you will heal from the fact that you just can't have me. A glimmer of hope is the fact that I did place you upon my “Women in Waiting List" where you may have a chance later on, where your number is 257 to be notified.



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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.




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Default Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-13-2021, 06:19 PM

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YOUR COMING TO TERMS IN YOU BEING A 2ND CLASS WOMAN AS THE BIBLE SO STATES, PRAISE!:

“I am quiet, sweetie. Do you take me for one of them semi-illiterate folks who feel the need to mouth words which they are reading/writing? I reassure you that I am perfectly quiet when I'm writing to you.”

2. I am a very obedient wife, sweetie.


YOUR QUOTE IN NOT PROTECTING CHILDREN AT LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH RELATIVE TO EZEKIEL 23:18-21: “You are in no position to decide who is and who isn't admitted to our Church, sweetie.”

Therefore, you don’t find it necessary to keep “rug rats” from actually reading the REVEALING passage in question above?! Therefore, how many times did you read to your children or grand children this passage, especially explaining to them “whose issue is like the issue of horses?” HUH?

Furthermore, did you read to them where Jesus said to His creation to eat their children as He watched? “You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters.” (Leviticus 26:29)

I know, what did the children say when you read this passage to them: “Behold, I will rebuke your offspring, and spread dung on your faces, the dung of your offerings, and you shall be taken away with it.” (Malachi 2:3). “Grandma, when our ever loving and forgiving Jesus said to spread dung upon their faces, what did He mean?”

In the name of Jesus writing the above despicable statements that as a true Christian I have to accept, who do I speak to in order for curtain climbing kids not being able to be within LBC where they may come across such ungodly statements?!


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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.



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Romeo Rovagnati,

Pertaining to your post #42 above, are you calling Jesus a LIAR when His direct and inspired words stated herewith: "The women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church." (1 Corinthians 14:34-35)

What the inspired by Jesus statements regarding women being silent in churches, can only mean that they are to be silent outside of churches as well relative to spreading the words of Jesus within the scriptures! I will pray for you tonight when I check in with Jesus in prayer, in that you will actually understand the passage in question above relating to the Bible 2nd class woman. You can thank me later.



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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.



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“And I find more bitter than death the woman,”

There is NO comma after "death" that you erroneously proposed, therefore the sentence continues with women in general, get it?
Nope.

Because the phrase continues:
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whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands:”
I underlined and color coded the word that you seem to not be able to see. Maybe you need new glasses?

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AGAIN, as the sentence in context continues, any man that wants to PLEASE JESUS is to escape from women in general, 2+2=4!
If your interpretation were true, how could you square it with Genesis 9:7? Or with all Pauline epistles which talk about marriage? Or with the Proverbs chapter I quoted in my previous post? Or with all the fine verses you cited in the first post of this thread?

Your private interpretation is contradictory to the Holy Bible. And it is also a sin:

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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Dear Basilissa, may I suggest that you take an online “Reading Comprehension Class” post haste so as to NOT slap Jesus in the face again by rewriting His direct and inspired words which is UNGODLY!
I am not the one cherry-picking the Bible, sweetie. You are.

I do hope that you can repent for your grave sin of cherry picking and private interpretation. I want to believe that you can still be Saved™ despite your obvious shortcomings. I have been praying for you, incessantly (1 Thess 5:17).
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For your convenience is a link below for you to bone up on understanding the English language, you can thank me later.
I don't care about English. I speak plain American, just like God intended it.

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I see that you remained SILENT to the fact that when you “came on to me,” as many women have done at my ministries, you didn't mention my advances in my post #39.
Like I said before, I suppose I could feel flattered by your advances, but I really don't. As a chaste True Christian™ woman I'm far above childish things like that.

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YOUR QUOTE IN NOT PROTECTING CHILDREN AT LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH RELATIVE TO EZEKIEL 23:18-21: “You are in no position to decide who is and who isn't admitted to our Church, sweetie.”

Therefore, you don’t find it necessary to keep “rug rats” from actually reading the REVEALING passage in question above?! Therefore, how many times did you read to your children or grand children this passage, especially explaining to them “whose issue is like the issue of horses?” HUH?
I don't have children (yet), but I don't understand your question. What's there to explain? Every child I know has seen horses, or dogs, or cats, or other animals taking care of that business. There's nothing to explain, every child can understand what they see.

A child that doesn't understand how animals reproduce is as useless as a child who cannot butcher a small animal (I wouldn't trust killing a pig to a small child, but chickens, bunnies, and guinea pigs are easy enough to handle).

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Furthermore, did you read to them where Jesus said to His creation to eat their children as He watched? “You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters.” (Leviticus 26:29)

I know, what did the children say when you read this passage to them: “Behold, I will rebuke your offspring, and spread dung on your faces, the dung of your offerings, and you shall be taken away with it.” (Malachi 2:3). “Grandma, when our ever loving and forgiving Jesus said to spread dung upon their faces, what did He mean?”
Now I begin to understand your cherry-picking, sweetie. You think that children should be presented only some parts of the Bible, and not all of it.

That is so wrong, I don't even know where to begin. How are your children going to learn to fear God if they aren't exposed to His Holy Wrath as early as possible? Do you want them to go to Hell if they die as children and without knowing all of the Bible? Do you really hate children that much?!?

My children will take as their example our Pastor Ezekiel, who was able to recite the whole Bible by the age of five! Now, that is an example to follow!

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In the name of Jesus writing the above despicable statements that as a true Christian I have to accept,
DID YOU JUST CALL THE HOLY BIBLE, D......?????????
(I cannot force myself to repeat the whole word, because using that d... word in the same sentence as The Holy Bible, that would be just wrong).

I see now that there is no Salvation for you, sweetie.

Without much regret, I am officially removing your name from my Prayer List.

I will leave you, however, with this verse to ponder upon:

Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

The fact that you think that the Words of the Lord are anything less than pure, even though the Bible says they are pure, that is just beyond my comprehension.

Why do you hate Jesus?

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who do I speak to in order for curtain climbing kids not being able to be within LBC where they may come across such ungodly statements?!
Did you just call the Bible u.....?



How should I know - the Devil, I suppose? He might be interested in knowing more ways of denying the Truth™ to the little children. Or pick and choose any of the cherry-picking religions out there. They all hate Jesus just like you. I hope you like hot climates, because awaits you.
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Sister Basillisa, I would be distressed on your behalf if I were not so impressed by your resilience and grace in handling the persecution being laid upon you by Mister Thomas.

For a man who takes it upon himself to direct other men on the fine art of finding a wife, he is decidedly artless in his approach to the fair sex. Indeed, his intense dislike for every women with whom he engages here in our virtual church community has become somewhat suspect.

I fear that it is time to amend my prayer list even as you have chosen to do so. There will be a moment of sober reflection for this lost soul, then --as instructed in God's Holy Word--I will shake the metaphorical dust from my non-metaphorical sandals and leave this fella to his fate before The Lord.

Matthew 10:14

And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.


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An apt reflection from Matthew. And particularly in the light of the following comment:


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Unfortunately, atheists declared an "Holy War" against God to replace the infallible teachings in schools by teachers that were chose directly by the Church.



The dissipated Rovagnati squanders so much effort on Rome's unfathomable gibberish as to have no faculties remaining for reflection on God. How often have we heard his teeming kettle of "saints" promoted as beacons of virtue? Clearly a good example is one thing—Methodists regard John Wesley in a positive light for example—but once deceased no individual is floating around "answering prayers" or "granting stigmata" as seems to be assumed by superstitious crackpots.

Returning to the Methodist example, no Methodist addresses prayers to John Wesley. He's dead. There will be a resurrection obviously in the future
I Thessalonians 4:16-17 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
but that has not yet occurred. In the meantime any symptoms reported by Rovagnati cannot have deceased Christians as their origin. It's even less likely than square circles, after all a non-Euclidian circle could be any shape you like and really it's Euclidian "round" circles that are the special case. One such symptom is infallibility; in the quote he's applying it to education. This thread is not about papists but the illustration serves well enough so I'll take it slowly.


1. an "Holy War" against God
(unusual for any papist drawing attention to this)

2. to replace the infallible teachings in schools
Remember, this complaint is a symptom of Romish heresy.
How does Rome see infallible teachings?
In which schools are such teachings presented as fact?
Certainly not in Methodist schools – if there's any left.


3. by teachers that were chose directly by the Church.
Two groups of teachers:
(i) Those delivering infallible teachings,
(ii) Those chosen directly by the Church.


Reluctant to hear any more about the activities of deceased persons [demons masquerading as saints] so won't be pursuing the tyrannosaur in the room BUT it is something of a model for how questions never get answered, certainly not in this thread. I'm not proposing ideas of my own, simply wondering how to tell when an instrument is being used to praise The Lord from when it's not?

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I'm not proposing ideas of my own, simply wondering how to tell when an instrument is being used to praise The Lord from when it's not?
:huh: :unsure: :blink:
Well, an organ can be considered an Instrument that praises the Lord, while the Violin was considered a Devil's instrument, just think of Nicolò Paganini.
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Well, an organ can be considered an Instrument that praises the Lord, while the Violin was considered a Devil's instrument, just think of Nicolò Paganini.
Exactly so, dear Mr. Rovagnati — particularly when the violin is so brazenly used to glorify Satan, himself!




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In putting to bed Ecclesiastes 7:26 herewith: ”And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her,” I will use the passage that you have brought forth herewith: “The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.” (Psalm 12:6 )

Yes, the words of Jesus are pure as Ecclesiastes 7:26 so states AND AS SYNTACTICALLY WRITTEN and it doesn’t need any more of your “2nd class woman interpretation” in how you want it to be for your “throw-away” woman gender! ENOUGH, KAPUT, NADA, ZERO, FINI, NEVERMORE!

In prayer with Jesus, He commanded me to follow this passage relative to your rewriting of His words: "He must hold firm to the trustworthy word as taught, So that he may be able to give instruction in sound doctrine and also to rebuke those who contradict it. " (Titus 1:9)"

Basilissa, to save yourself from even further embarrassment, Jesus and I suggest that you leave this passage alone because no women will be in heaven in the first place as scripturally written. Therefore, it is a moot issue for you to continue to try and rewrite the verse in question in the name of Satan! Get it?




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Now, since the women do not remain SILENT (1 Timothy 2:11-14) as they are told to do by Jesus’ inspired words, but only continue to step in the proverbial poo by trying to rewrite His words, let us try and get back to the main topic of this thread, which is how a Christian man can biblically find a wife!

I have to admit, in that I followed notion #5 on my initial post, where I went to a party and hid in the kitchen, then sprung myself upon a beautiful blond women when she walked by to dance. Subsequent to her trying to get away, I took her to my Bible bus down by the river. When she saw what she had in my manly presence, she became my 9TH wife a week later, praise! (Judges 21:19-25)

Has any of the men folk ever tried the ways to get a wife that Jesus has brought forth in the scriptures upon my initial post of this thread? If so, and to substantiate Jesus’ teachings in this respect, tell us about which one you can relate to upon the list.

Jesus and I thank you in advance, praise be in His name!



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Basilissa, to save yourself from even further embarrassment, . . .
She isn't the one embarrassing herself here.


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She isn't the one embarrassing herself here.
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YOUR OUT OF LINE WOMANLY QUOTE AGAIN: "She isn't the one embarrassing herself here."

Yes dear, we know, you are embarrassing yourself as well by going against Jesus' inspired words and speaking in this forum! JESUS SAYS, SILENCE WOMAN!

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." (1 Timothy 2:12)



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My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

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YOUR OUT OF LINE WOMANLY QUOTE AGAIN: "She isn't the one embarrassing herself here."
Ahem. That should be, You're out of line. And there's no need to shout.


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Ahem. That should be, You're out of line. And there's no need to shout.
Based on previous posts, I don't think American is his first language, Sister. I'm not even sure that he has a first language.

And we all know that empty vessels make the most noise.


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Jesus Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 11-08-2021, 01:37 AM

The very best way to acquire a suitable wife is from Church. Tithe heavily, let the females know you are a man of Gods Good Graces ™. You will have them lined up on their knees, praying you will take one.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
 

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