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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231
Certainly Mister Jim. I do have to say though, he monitors everything I do on the computer and given how my computer works (it uses JesOS you see), history cannot be deleted as it would be considered me hiding something from God. I could simply tell my Pa that God already looked at my computer today and see if that would keep him from looking at the computer.
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As a father of teenagers, I can confirm that your Pa is right to do this and you should not question him. My estranged SJW daughter Rebecca was constantly looking at pop music videos, Harry Potter fanfiction, and gay porn. George Bush Lukes: so much porn, spitting in the face of God and his namesake. Bertha has an unfortunate interest in Jap "anime" cartoons. Even Kenny likes looking at video game footage and sinful "memes" that have nothing to do with Christ. And as for Dennis Jr., his Internet access is monitored by local law enforcement.
You vile teenagers, with your thoughts constantly turning to sin, are lucky to be allowed access to the web at all.