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Default Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-24-2013, 05:44 AM

Brothers, you all know what God thinks about race mixing. Well I'm here to remind you about one more reason to steer clear of any nigra harlots: They might eat your tallywhacker!

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Orlando, FL – Police have charged 29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn with attempted murder after she chewed on a man’s genitals so severely that he needed surgery.

The man met Vaughn on online where she is listed as an escort. After a romantic dinner at Applebee’s, the pair consumed Ecstasy, alcohol and marijuana before going back to a hotel room. That’s where Vaughn started biting the 30-year-old man’s penis and genitals, causing him to bleed heavily.

The man told deputies that it appeared as if Vaughn was “trying to eat his penis and testicles.” He said he tried to fight her off but she was too powerful and she tried gouging his eyes out. After biting and scratching the man’s leg, abdomen, chest and fingers, Priscilla Vaughn*took his car keys and broke his phone. He ended up locking himself in the bathroom until help arrived.

Luckily, other hotel guests heard screaming and growling coming from the room and called 911. Vaughn was still there when police arrived on the scene, naked and growling with blood around her mouth.…


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-24-2013, 06:30 AM

You ever heard a black woman growl? There was this bluegum girl that was in the service with me, and when she growled it sounded like a mountain lion.

I wonder if this is the same one...she seemed pretty whorish.



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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-24-2013, 06:40 AM

Weren’t the nigra's once cannibals, or was it just certain tribes?

She could of just gotten the munchies from smoking the weed - another reason to stay away from it.


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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-24-2013, 10:21 AM

Ecstasy, alcohol, marijuana, and a nigress throw in some jungle beats and you have the recipe for Satan's favorite cocktail.
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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-24-2013, 10:53 AM

A True Christian would never let a niggra hen take his johny in her mouth? I say the man deserved what he got. Disgusting fool needs to be punished.


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A True Christian would never let a niggra hen take his johny in her mouth? I say the man deserved what he got. Disgusting fool needs to be punished.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I agree with you even though you're currently an unsaved scum. The Bible is very clear on fornication.

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Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.

What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.

But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body
1st Corinthians 6:15-18
That junkie whore bit his member because this stupid guy wasn't Christian enough to flee fornication. He sinned against his own body and paid the consequences. The above verses couldn't be clearer. If you forget that your penis belongs to Jesus until you're married, He will have an harlot bite it off! Amen!




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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-24-2013, 03:47 PM

Sure, nigresses are vicious, but they are also pretty dumb.

Perhaps she thought he was a blow-up doll and his tallywacker was his air hose.




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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-29-2013, 05:11 PM

Thank God Martin Luther King Jr. isn't here to see the horrible things you say about another people. What's your problem with the color of the skin? Is just the color and nothing else, in the inside they're like us, there's no proof that their color have some relation with their intelligence or kindness, so stop making a fool of yourselves and read another thing apart from the Bible, but I must accept that this verse can support what I say

John 7:24 "Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.”

See? God don't see black or white people, just people

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Thank God Martin Luther King Jr. isn't here to see the horrible things you say about another people. What's your problem with the color of the skin? Is just the color and nothing else, in the inside they're like us, there's no proof that their color have some relation with their intelligence or kindness, so stop making a fool of yourselves and read another thing apart from the Bible, but I must accept that this verse can support what I say

John 7:24 "Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.”

See? God don't see black or white people, just people

What are you talking about? Of course God can see black and white people: He's omniscient.

Are you a retarded?

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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-29-2013, 05:36 PM

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What are you talking about? Of course God can see black and white people: He's omniscient.

Are you a retarded?

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I mean he doesn't care about the color but about their souls, because the soul is what we send to Heaven after we die, and the soul have no color

I don't care if you call me retarded, at least I'm not a filthy racist
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I mean he doesn't care about the color but about their souls, because the soul is what we send to Heaven after we die, and the soul have no color

I don't care if you call me retarded, at least I'm not a filthy racist
Whoa, stop right there, young man, I did not call you retarded I asked if you were. How exactly am I being racist? The Bible tells us that Nigras are cursed to be the slaves of man: is the Bible racialistical now?

And only True Christians™ who follow Jesus' word exactly will get to Heaven.

Haven't you even read the Bible? Are you even a Christian?

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I mean he doesn't care about the color but about their souls, because the soul is what we send to Heaven after we die, and the soul have no color
Dear, perhaps you've forgotten it was God Himself who chose to set the sons of Canaan apart with their dark skin for the sake of easy identification for servitude (Genesis 9:2-26).



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-29-2013, 06:41 PM

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Dear, perhaps you've forgotten it was God Himself who chose to set the sons of Canaan apart with their dark skin for the sake of easy identification for servitude (Genesis 9:2-26).


Well, black people are not your slaves anymore, schools are now for every kind of children, black women are not maids and if you don't like it go to cry to another place

And don't call me dear, you're not my mom
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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-29-2013, 07:37 PM

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...if you don't like it go to cry to another place...
Um, yeah. That.


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Default Re: Men of Landover Baptist: Stay Away From Nigresses! - 03-30-2013, 09:35 AM

"After a romantic dinner at Applebee’s..."

This story has more holes in it than a Nun's retirement home.

Please, there is no such thing as a romantic dinner at Applebee's much like there is no such thing as a True Christian who isn't a Catholic.

Besides, the charges, if this were true, should not be attempted murder but something more like attempted circumcision without a medical license.




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