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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 04:30 PM
Between Dances with Joy and Joe the Atheist I see the secular crowd is out with their false religion of "science".
Joe; Deadly Chlorine gas is only produced by God's wrath, not by some ludicrous mythological chemical reaction. Every sane Christian rationalist knows God allows the demons in the bleach and ammonia to escape and attack sinners when He is angry. This may in issue you in your’ monkey worshiping home Joe but I assure you on of us TRUE Christians™ need worry about deadly gas when our’ staffs cleans our’ bathrooms.
Dances: Jesus did not create the American chemical industry so you could douse yourself in vinegar like a human salad crouton. Considering the unnatural things you do your own body it is not surprising you do bizarre things to your food. Go find a good man to marry and leave cleaning the bathroom to a maid like decent people do.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 04:36 PM
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Between Dances with Joy and Joe the Atheist I see the secular crowd is out with their false religion of "science".
Joe; Deadly Chlorine gas is only produced by God's wrath, not by some ludicrous mythological chemical reaction. Every sane Christian rationalist knows God allows the demons in the bleach and ammonia to escape and attack sinners when He is angry. This may in issue you in your’ monkey worshiping home Joe but I assure you on of us TRUE Christians™ need worry about deadly gas when our’ staffs cleans our’ bathrooms.
There aer no demons in bleach and ammonia - when they combine, they form a toxic gas.
Dances: Jesus did not create the American chemical industry so you could douse yourself in vinegar like a human salad crouton. Considering the unnatural things you do your own body it is not surprising you do bizarre things to your food. Go find a good man to marry and leave cleaning the bathroom to a maid like decent people do.
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I don't douse myself in vinegar - I shower with soap and water. We use vinegar to clean with because it's not toxic.
And I did find a good man, and I married him, and he and I care for our home together. Why would I pay someone to clean my bathroom when I can do it myself?
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 04:42 PM
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Why would I pay someone to clean my bathroom when I can do it myself?
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Why would you clean it yourself when you can pay someone else to do it? Don't you have any compassion for poor folks who need jobs?
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 04:47 PM
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Why would you clean it yourself when you can pay someone else to do it? Don't you have any compassion for poor folks who need jobs?
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There are plenty of lazy people out there who will pay to have someone else do their cleaning.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 04:49 PM
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There are plenty of lazy people out there who will pay to have someone else do their cleaning.
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That's what it's always like with you communists: Let someone else worry about the world's problems, someone else will pay for it.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 04:50 PM
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There are plenty of lazy people out there who will pay to have someone else do their cleaning.
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Don't try and deny your hatred for Mexicans. All they are doing to fulfilling purpose Jesus created them for. As far as costing “a lot of money” that’s why Jesus invented credit cards.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 04:55 PM
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Don't try and deny your hatred for Mexicans. All they are doing to fulfilling purpose Jesus created them for. As far as costing “a lot of money” that’s why Jesus invented credit cards.
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I don't hate Mexicans. I don't hate anyone.
Nor do I believe that Jesus created certain groups of people just to be servants.
And as for money and credit cards, I don't use credit cards. The only debts I have are my house note and my student loans. Everything else, I pay for out of my checking account. If I don't have the money in my checking account, I don't buy it.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 04:57 PM
Sounds like someone has a spending problem. Typical communist: blame the money structure for her inability to keep a budget.
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03-03-2008, 04:59 PM
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Sounds like someone has a spending problem. Typical communist: blame the money structure for her inability to keep a budget.
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I live WITHIN my budget - how am I the one with a spendng problem? If you wish to live beyond your means and rack up debt, go for it.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 05:12 PM
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I don't use credit cards. The only debts I have are my house note and my student loans. Everything else, I pay for out of my checking account. If I don't have the money in my checking account, I don't buy it.
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So debt/credit is OK to pay your joo moneylenders for your house, and to pay for your worthless liberal arts education, but not OK for buying food for your husband?
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 05:26 PM
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So debt/credit is OK to pay your joo moneylenders for your house, and to pay for your worthless liberal arts education, but not OK for buying food for your husband?
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Between the vegetables I grow and the food I get from our local farmers' market, we eat quite well without having to go into debt for groceries.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 05:32 PM
Paying for food with your credit card does not equal going into debt.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 06:01 PM
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Paying for food with your credit card does not equal going into debt.
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If I can pay cash for food, why would I put it on a credit card?
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 06:34 PM
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If I can pay cash for food, why would I put it on a credit card?
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Because it is good for the economy you commie. Better to borrow a $100 from a bank to spend it at Wallmart and keep all those people employed and their stock is good than giving $20 to some hippy who likes maggots crawling over his crops. Why don't you just flush your money down the toilet while your' at it?
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 06:35 PM
I do it to keep me from accumulating more change. I don't like to carry coins around.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 07:07 PM
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Because it is good for the economy you commie. Better to borrow a $100 from a bank to spend it at Wallmart and keep all those people employed and their stock is good than giving $20 to some hippy who likes maggots crawling over his crops. Why don't you just flush your money down the toilet while your' at it?
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I wouldn't shop at Wal-Mart if I were dying and they had the last dose of the cure.
I prefer to give my money directly to the person who grew the food if possible - let him reap the financial benefit of his labors.
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03-03-2008, 07:08 PM
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I do it to keep me from accumulating more change. I don't like to carry coins around.
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That's why I have a debit card - I don't have to carry cash or coins, the money comes directly out of my checking account, and if it's lost or stolen, I can cancel it with a phone call and not lose any of my money.
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-03-2008, 11:11 PM
This is not a personal story, but the topic of this thread immediately called to mind this exemplary couple:
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This is apparently a famous rapper/actor and his legally wedded wife, "Ice T" and "Coco."
I recently read part of an interview (after Mr. Thyme used the cut-and-paste) with "Coco" online, and one line of it was especially relevant and, to me, touching. It was her response to a question about their pet names for each other:
"I call him Baby Poo. He calls me, 'Bitch, get over here.' "
This, to me, is what a Christian marriage is all about.
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-04-2008, 12:05 AM
Cocoa certainly has a perfect standup african posterior. I'll bet that brings out the buck in Mr. T!
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Re: Joyfully submitting to your husband -
03-04-2008, 12:10 AM
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That's why I have a debit card - I don't have to carry cash or coins, the money comes directly out of my checking account, and if it's lost or stolen, I can cancel it with a phone call and not lose any of my money.
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