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Default From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-03-2013, 06:15 AM
I always thought Alex Jones worshiped little green men and tinfoil underwear. I didn't know he loved the Lord.

Brother Alex explains what we have been saying for years. Atheist elites like Hitchens, Harris, Dawkins and etc. admit in their books (that he has read) that they are occultists. Since atheists are all into abortion and eugenics, it makes sense.

It's really the best video ever produced.



Brother Jones, though he may be a bit rough around the edges, has a real True Chirstian™ feeling about him. I think it is his passionate belief, and how he does not allow secular lies and so called facts to dissuade him from what he knows to be true. God bless Brother Alex and all he stands for, glory!

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-03-2013, 06:29 AM
The atheist homer at the end of the vid is telling people not to listen to Brother Alex. As the nigras say 'A hit dog will holla!...Ha, ha, yes, sah Lordy mighty! Now pass the watermelon and afrosheen." The first part is most pertinent to our discussion, and it make me proclaim "Preach on Brother Alex!"
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Default Re: From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-03-2013, 08:15 AM
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I always thought Alex Jones worshiped little green men and tinfoil underwear. I didn't know he loved the Lord.

Brother Alex explains what we have been saying for years. Atheist elites like Hitchens, Harris, Dawkins and etc. admit in their books (that he has read) that they are occultists. Since atheists are all into abortion and eugenics, it makes sense.

It's really the best video ever produced.



Brother Jones, though he may be a bit rough around the edges, has a real True Chirstian™ feeling about him. I think it is his passionate belief, and how he does not allow secular lies and so called facts to dissuade him from what he knows to be true. God bless Brother Alex and all he stands for, glory!
It's level headed and fact based reporting like this that makes this country the world leader of free speech, I expect!

The sooner the liberal media elite are taken to task for suppressing honest Christian reporting the sooner people will wake up with their cornflakes and ask 'just why are we not told the truth'?

There is a hiden undertow to this occultivity that preys not just on the spiritual but also on the anal!

Make no mistake: the Dawkinisians out there want to take young, vibrant young youths, fresh from our families. They want to turn these eager, aqualine, soft skinned, clean lombed young youths and fap them into a life of a drug addled male sex slave who's nimble fingers and mouth are put to all kinds of pernicious, perverted penile permutations only to end with the sullen indignity of a ruptured ragged rectum and a glazed faced.

When will people sit down and think about this? This is our country and we need to do something, I expect

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Default Re: From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-03-2013, 09:38 AM
As Landover's own Billy Bob Jenkins pointed out, atheists are just satanists

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Default Re: From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-10-2013, 02:48 PM
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As Landover's own Billy Bob Jenkins pointed out, atheists are just satanists
Finally, I got to click that 'dislike' button on YouTube.
I never seem to do that nowadays.
Back to the thread itself.
Funny, from that 'reputable news source', apparently I'm worshiping a legendary overcooking chicken with horns!
Seriously? Is 2431 subscribers considered 'reputable' here? Is Alex Jones your 'prophet of Christianity and wisdom and anti-atheists and blah blah blah' now? Doesn't seem that the 'prophet' is very reputable now. 2431 subscribers? 2431 subscribers? Yep. Reputable. Reputable indeed.
Ooh, I'm so scared right now.

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Finally, I got to click that 'dislike' button on YouTube.
I never seem to do that nowadays.
You just insulted a True Christian™ Landover Baptist member and a very close friend of mine, Billy Bob Jenkins. By clicking on that dislike button, you said yes to anal sex and rape, and got 1 step closer to Hell. And how dare you say those words about his Godly voice? Now beg of forgiveness to Billy Bob, thanks

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Finally, I got to click that 'dislike' button on YouTube.
I never seem to do that nowadays.
Back to the thread itself.
Funny, from that 'reputable news source', apparently I'm worshiping a legendary overcooking chicken with horns!
Seriously? Is 2431 subscribers considered 'reputable' here? Is Alex Jones your 'prophet of Christianity and wisdom and anti-atheists and blah blah blah' now? Doesn't seem that the 'prophet' is very reputable now. 2431 subscribers? 2431 subscribers? Yep. Reputable. Reputable indeed.
Ooh, I'm so scared right now.
Why are you so butt hurt about traditional Christian values?

What are you hiding?

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Finally, I got to click that 'dislike' button on YouTube.

Ooh, I'm so scared right now.
Frankly, I wish there was an app for every computer where when an athiest pushed the 'dislike' button of a Christian video, the computer would blow up in his face.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Frankly, I wish there was an app for every computer where when an athiest pushed the 'dislike' button of a Christian video, the computer would blow up in his face.
Well, that would require ***BOMB MAKING TECHNIQUES REMOVED FOR SAFETY*** Another idea is to ***BOMB MAKING TECHNIQUES REMOVED FOR SAFETY***, and trigger off the bomb.
Fairly simple logic, really, ***ENCOURAGEMENT OF EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE REMOVED*** and do what I had said earlier?
So yeah, that's staying on your wishlist.
And for all of you other people, the 'dislike' button is there for a reason. Why would it be there if YouTube doesn't want anyone disliking the free but really awful content that keeps posting there?
What, you want people to bow down in respect to your offensive content? Look at that dislike bar. That just shows the percentage of people who actually took offense to such offensive material.
You people just don't know anything about the Internet, do you? Goodness.

Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.
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Well, that would require ***BOMB MAKING TECHNIQUES REMOVED FOR SAFETY*** Another idea is to ***BOMB MAKING TECHNIQUES REMOVED FOR SAFETY***, and trigger off the bomb.
Fairly simple logic, really, ***ENCOURAGEMENT OF EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE REMOVED*** and do what I had said earlier?
So yeah, that's staying on your wishlist.
And for all of you other people, the 'dislike' button is there for a reason. Why would it be there if YouTube doesn't want anyone disliking the free but really awful content that keeps posting there?
What, you want people to bow down in respect to your offensive content? Look at that dislike bar. That just shows the percentage of people who actually took offense to such offensive material.
You people just don't know anything about the Internet, do you? Goodness.
Oho, Mary, removing my suggestions on how to deal with me, eh? That's good. Now they can't kill me with it! Thanks a lot!
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Oho, Mary, removing my suggestions on how to deal with me, eh? That's good. Now they can't kill me with it! Thanks a lot!
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Hachet.

Why do you keep up this charade? Jesus bought you here and you have not been banned so the Pastors obviously think you are worthy of being Saved® by the holy blood of the Baby Jesus.

What is it that you hide from our Lord? Maybe if you divest yourself of your lowest act (trust me, I heard it all) you may actually begin to feel the fellowship of Christ in all His mordant Glory!

Glory!

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Default Re: From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-11-2013, 05:00 AM
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Hachet.

Why do you keep up this charade? Jesus bought you here and you have not been banned so the Pastors obviously think you are worthy of being Saved® by the holy blood of the Baby Jesus.

What is it that you hide from our Lord? Maybe if you divest yourself of your lowest act (trust me, I heard it all) you may actually begin to feel the fellowship of Christ in all His mordant Glory!

Glory!

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Default Re: From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-11-2013, 05:31 PM
How can atheists be devil worshipers when they do not believe said being exists in the first place?
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Default Re: From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-11-2013, 06:18 PM
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How can atheists be devil worshipers when they do not believe said being exists in the first place?
You don't have to believe something to know it in your heart. Atheists? No such thing.

Even avowed atheists, whether they like it or not, have the Law of God written on their hearts - yet further proof that they are deluded fools, lying even unto their selves.

Romans 2:14-16
For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves:
Which shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another; )
In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.

II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Default Re: From a reputable news source: Atheists worship Satan. - 05-12-2013, 04:04 PM
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How can atheists be devil worshipers when they do not believe said being exists in the first place?
We are a Christian forum here where Christians exchange ideas on how to serve Jesus even better.

You question belongs in some BDSM or child rapists forum or wherever Atheists hang out online. Only Atheists can explain to you how they can be so incredibly stupid and dangerous. We can only pray that they see the light that is Jesus Christ and stop being evil.

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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