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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 12:01 AM

God hates retards like me who don't have a brain all over the earth!
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 12:04 AM

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God hates retards like me who don't have a brain all over the earth!
Correct. Otherwise, why would He created you retarded?
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 08:20 AM

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I'm afraid to ask....What is "hup" a euphemism for in Swedish?
Hup Means 'go' in Dutch , they scream it to support The Dutch sport teams Who Go international.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 08:34 AM

If they are Dutch, why do they call their country Holland? Shouldn't it be Dutchland? If they are going to call it Holland, they should call themselves something like Hollandaise.

We should ask President Trump to rename them after he gets settled into office.


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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 08:47 AM

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If they are Dutch, why do they call their country Holland? Shouldn't it be Dutchland? If they are going to call it Holland, they should call themselves something like Hollandaise.

We should ask President Trump to rename them after he gets settled into office.
Dutch Means : Nederlands ( language )
And : Nederlandse ( nationality )
Holland is The other name for The netherlands ( nederland )

Trump doesnt have The right to rename us , only our Government and europe has.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 08:57 AM

America is the greatest military power on earth, so President Trump can do whatever he wants. Even in the nether regions.


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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 09:35 AM

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America is the greatest military power on earth, so President Trump can do whatever he wants. Even in the nether regions.
Then a War will start.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 09:41 AM

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Then a War will start.
Don´t be silly. Just look at your prime minister, Rutte, folding for Merkel and Erdogan like a leaf. And that is even without a war.


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Then a War will start.
And three minutes later when the war ended, the US Marines would look at their Sergeant and ask what else they were doing before breakfast.


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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 10:55 AM

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And three minutes later when the war ended, the US Marines would look at their Sergeant and ask what else they were doing before breakfast.
Are u saying our army is terrible?
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Are u saying our army is terrible?
The army is not necessarily the problem, it´s the politicians. What do you think Mark Rutte will do besides sporting a stupid smile on his face?


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Dutch Means : Nederlands ( language )
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Holland is The other name for The netherlands ( nederland )

Trump doesnt have The right to rename us , only our Government and europe has.
Well, why don't you do it, then? Don't you find it confusing to have so many names?

I'm having a headache just trying to make sense of that linguistic confusion. Not to mention that "Dutch" is just a dialectal variety of "Deutsche," because you all speak German anyway, whether you accept it or not.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-05-2016, 07:50 PM

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Well, why don't you do it, then? Don't you find it confusing to have so many names?

I'm having a headache just trying to make sense of that linguistic confusion. Not to mention that "Dutch" is just a dialectal variety of "Deutsche," because you all speak German anyway, whether you accept it or not.


We don't speak german
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We don't speak german
Quit lying. I just checked the Baptist Cultural Atlas of the Heathen World, and it says the Hollandaise speak Western Germanic, known also as Nether Regionese or Speaking Out of Their Arses.


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We don't speak german
You might not, your loss. Most Dutch are somewhat comfortable speaking foreign languages, including German. More important: when will you start answering my questions?


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