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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-01-2019, 02:59 PM

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The Irish Times are not saying that they think that it's ok but they are reporting about a guy who thinks that. You twat.
I don't understand why you need insults to make your point, but I could care less about a retard claiming me to be a "twat".

But you asked "What newspaper says this?" because you are too lazy and too stupid to click a hyperlink. I then waste some of my time answering your question, proving to all on the Internet that what I claimed was indeed in a newspaper. An Irish newspaper no less.

And suddenly "they are reporting about a guy who thinks that". Well duh! That is exactly what newspapers do. Apparently you are under the assumption newspapers bare no responsibility for whatever they decide to print. Typically Irish to assume no one is responsible for their actions, not even newspapers or mothers who give their innocent infants alcohol. Which is the real issue here, not your complete lack of brainpower, no doubt caused by your Irish mother feeding you huge amounts of alcohol when you were an infant yourself. So you are actually proving my point here without even realizing it. Sad.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-01-2019, 04:32 PM

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1. Ephesians 4:29

2. Nobody cares. Jesus certainly doesn't.

3. One way or another, all Irish babies are drunkards. Even if they don't drink straight whiskey, Irish breast milk is 80 proof.
1. No mention of Irish accents in that quote


2. Oh ok. Lets follow your logic. I guess if Jesus doesn't care about the difference between Irish and British we can assume he doesn't care about the difference between German or Italian. Or Mexican and Russia. Or the difference between any culture. I would like to see some proof that Jesus didn't care. Also, if you don't care that doesn't mean everyone else doesn't care you twat.


3. So Irish breast milk is made of alcohol? You do realize that is impossible for the women body to do right? It can only produce milk. Talking to you is like talking to a monkey.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-01-2019, 04:42 PM

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I don't understand why you need insults to make your point, but I could care less about a retard claiming me to be a "twat".

But you asked "What newspaper says this?" because you are too lazy and too stupid to click a hyperlink. I then waste some of my time answering your question, proving to all on the Internet that what I claimed was indeed in a newspaper. An Irish newspaper no less.

And suddenly "they are reporting about a guy who thinks that". Well duh! That is exactly what newspapers do. Apparently you are under the assumption newspapers bare no responsibility for whatever they decide to print. Typically Irish to assume no one is responsible for their actions, not even newspapers or mothers who give their innocent infants alcohol. Which is the real issue here, not your complete lack of brainpower, no doubt caused by your Irish mother feeding you huge amounts of alcohol when you were an infant yourself. So you are actually proving my point here without even realizing it. Sad.
So newspaper are always responsible for the actions? Well I guess when The New York Times reported on the Parkland shooting they were involved in it too? Also, why is it "typically" of use to assume no one is responsible when that's a lie. ITS ILLEGAL TO BE UNDER 18 AND DRINKING ALCOHOL IN IRELAND. If you saying that all Irish mothers are feeding their babies alcohol and they were drinking too. There would be many mothers in jail and many dead babies. Those that happen every day? No. So how about to stop wearing that blindfold of lies your're wearing and actually look at the truth about other countries. Thank you
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Prayer Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-01-2019, 07:11 PM

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1. No mention of Irish accents in that quote
Not specifically, but God writes that we are not to utter any "corrupt communication." An Irish accent is a corruption of God's language, American. Furthermore, it includes gibberish words like "feck" and "blimey," which also count as "corrupt communication." Furthermore, the original Celtic Irish were hellbound pagans. Speaking Irish is blasphemy.

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2. Oh ok. Lets follow your logic. I guess if Jesus doesn't care about the difference between Irish and British we can assume he doesn't care about the difference between German or Italian. Or Mexican and Russia. Or the difference between any culture. I would like to see some proof that Jesus didn't care. Also, if you don't care that doesn't mean everyone else doesn't care you twat.
All God really cares about is that we follow his laws. Irish vs. British, Catholic vs. Anglican, green vs. orange, whiskey vs. gin, Jesus doesn't care about this foolishness. They all need to get right with God and become Baptists.

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3. So Irish breast milk is made of alcohol? You do realize that is impossible for the women body to do right? It can only produce milk.
No, but if the mother drinks copious amounts of alcohol (a given with the Irish) during breastfeeding, it gets into the milk. Here's a source.

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Talking to you is like talking to a monkey.
I wouldn't know, I've never tried talking to a monkey. Were you catching up with your grandfather? Isn't that what you idiot Darwinists believe?

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Well I guess when The New York Times reported on the Parkland shooting they were involved in it too?
YES! Looks like you're right about ONE thing! The liberal elites perpetrated the Parkland "Shooting" hoax using crisis actors (like they did with Sandy Hook ) as part of their continuing efforts to repeal the Second Amendment. The New York Times is part of their fake news propaganda machine.

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ITS ILLEGAL TO BE UNDER 18 AND DRINKING ALCOHOL IN IRELAND. If you saying that all Irish mothers are feeding their babies alcohol and they were drinking too.
Son, while I don't doubt that quite a few Irish mothers directly give their suckling infants whiskey in a bottle, the very act of an Irish drunkard feeding her infant tainted milk from her breast also counts as a mother giving alcohol to her baby.

And since when have man's laws stopped Godless heathens? Look at Chicago and Detroit. THEY don't give a darn about the laws. Neither do the Catholic Irish. They believe they can do whatever they want, and then say some hail Marys to make up for it and then purchase an indulgence to get into Heaven.

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There would be many mothers in jail and many dead babies. Those that happen every day?
Don't you dare talk to me about dead babies, you liberal, abortionist, pro-death, infanticidal serial killer!


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-01-2019, 08:44 PM

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7. Sir Ernest was a British born in Ireland. He was not Irish but he was British.
Well, I have ignored a lot of tosh from the UnSaved on this site, but this level of ignorance is frankly astonishing. Oh, hang on - you say you're Irish. Not even a little bit surprising then.

Shackleton was born in Ireland in 1874. Ireland was, at the time, part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, which made him a "UK" citizen but NOT British! His mother was Irish, a Fitzmaurice by descent - in other words, of illegitimate ancestry. If her sexual morals were anything like those of her forebears, who even knows who Shackleton's father was?

Shackleton was was no more "British" than the current Irish, including the intellectually challenged Northern Irish, who witter on incessantly about their imaginary Britishness. They are no more British than I'm Bulgarian! (Just for the avoidance of confusion, I am not Bulgarian.) The Northern Irish are just drooling pond slime who don't know the difference between Britain and the United Kingdom, and their neighbors to the south (who, just to confuse them further, live in the British Isles but not in the UK or Great Britain ) are no smarter.

And if that doesn't fit with your personal view (a view based on typical Irish ignorance and disregard for history) then tough luck.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-01-2019, 11:47 PM

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So newspaper are always responsible for the actions? Well I guess when The New York Times reported on the Parkland shooting they were involved in it too?
The amount of nonsense people spew when they have been drunk since infancy is amazing.

Yes newspapers are responsible for their actions. No that doesn't mean if a newspaper reports a shooting they are suddenly responsible for the shooting. They are responsible for accurately reporting about the shooting. How someone's brain can be so damaged by alcohol that one doesn't see the difference is unbelievably sad. If your mother wouldn't be drunk all the time she would be very ashamed of you.

If you ever are not drunk for a little while, please study Deuteronomy 21:18-21. It will change your life.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-02-2019, 08:57 PM

I once had an Irish man stay in my motel. Mid-March of 2007, according to my records. He was a dimunitive fellow about the height of a child. He had a beard and a shock of wild red hair, over which he wore a green top hat with a buckle on it, and a four-leaf clover sticking out of the belt. He also wore a green jacket with tails, green breeches, white stockings, a green bow tie, and leather buckled shoes with curled toes (queer!) He smoked a pipe, and his breath absolutely reeked of tobacco, whiskey, and potatoes. Instead of cash, he paid in gold doubloons, which he carried around in a black pot.


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