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Default Re: How to protect kids from Child Endangerment - 01-18-2012, 09:15 AM

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I would never forgive myself if I refrained from giving a hardcore criminal his just deserts and he injured a True Christian cop.
Exactly, we're talking about bravest of the brave here, who risk death by Corgie every day for us. If they feel so threatened they need to gear for WW3 and shoot every puppy for fear of kids witnessing a parent with the munchies, they surely have a reason for it.

Anyway, I love how all the liberals are so concerned about the dog, but not the dad who will get raped in jail and never see his kids again. So even liberals admit that potheads are lower than dogs.
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Default Re: How to protect kids from Child Endangerment - 01-12-2013, 02:45 PM

Anyone who thinks that encountering a dog is not a kill-or-be-killed situation, meet exhibit A, the tank-busting dog-bomb:




Ever wondered what the dog is planning to do when he catches the car? In this case, they explode:



Come to thunk of it, it's my second amendment right to have couple of these. After all, if we're already having elementary school shootings, can obedience school shootings be far behind?
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Default Re: How to protect kids from Child Endangerment - 09-04-2020, 03:34 PM

The dog was probably reaching for a gun.

If that sounds unfair to the dog, remember that we have to compensate for the dog's privilege (under their fur, dogs have white skin.)


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Default Re: How to protect kids from Child Endangerment - 09-08-2020, 05:17 PM

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The dog was probably reaching for a gun.

If that sounds unfair to the dog, remember that we have to compensate for the dog's privilege (under their fur, dogs have white skin.)
And just how much time to you devote to inspecting naked dogs, young fellow?


You need to manage your time better so that you can fit in many hours of devoted study of the Holy Bible.


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