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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2020, 11:19 AM
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Helen Reddy...now to be known as Hell I'm Ready.
Just desserts now beckon.
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My father-in-law called this morning and said "Dame Nellie Melbourne's dead."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2020, 12:45 PM
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My father-in-law called this morning and said "Dame Nellie Melbourne's dead."
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Your FIL sounds like a great guy. Just a peach.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2020, 12:53 PM
Some other songwriter/singer type also died. He was something MacDavis. I don't know why the newspapers left out his first name.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2020, 03:31 PM
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Helen Reddy...now to be known as Hell I'm Ready. Pathetic song "I am woman" turned many dutiful Christian Women into raging feminist lesbians. Just desserts now beckon.
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Helen Reddy. I know I've heard the name before but I did not know that she was responsible for that "I Am Woman" song, although I do recall the un ly lyrics:
"I am woman, hear me bitch,
Buy my songs and make me rich..."
Well, I hope that after making a career out of singing sensual, sexual, sinful songs, that this Reddy woman is "ready" for her eternity in the Lake of Fire!
Proverbs 5:3-5:
3 For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
4 But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
5 Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-01-2020, 05:35 AM
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Some other songwriter/singer type also died. He was something MacDavis. I don't know why the newspapers left out his first name.
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His first name is Pedophile. Pedophile Mac Davis is what every news story ought to start with. Or Mac Davis, notorious child-raping pervert.
You see -- and this is common knowledge, you can look it up -- Mac met his second wife Sarah when she was 16 and he was a grown man. Did he wait for her to turn 18 before he married her? Yes. Did he stick his filthy prick in her long before that? As sure as there's a sun in the sky.
Good riddance to another pedo piece of trash.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-03-2020, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Roper Crossburn
His first name is Pedophile. Pedophile Mac Davis is what every news story ought to start with. Or Mac Davis, notorious child-raping pervert.
You see -- and this is common knowledge, you can look it up -- Mac met his second wife Sarah when she was 16 and he was a grown man. Did he wait for her to turn 18 before he married her? Yes. Did he stick his filthy prick in her long before that? As sure as there's a sun in the sky.
Good riddance to another pedo piece of trash.
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Beyond vile. And of course the media is dead silent about his pedophilia. How can liberals mock our belief in the existence of a Vast Global Pedophile Conspiracy when it is staring us all in the face — and cackling with Satanic laughter?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-03-2020, 12:35 AM
They'll spout some mealy mouthed crap about the age of consent being a cultural construction. Or how he's an "ephebophile" and not a pedo because she was over X years old. The usual sudo-intellectual spew. Trust me, I've met plenty of these high school chicks. Their bodies may be ripe, but they don't have a clue. About sex, about life, about a damn thing. It ain't right what he done.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-06-2020, 08:41 PM
Today, Eddie van Halen took the train to the lowest pits of hell
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-06-2020, 08:52 PM
Didn't he write "Run, run, run away
"Like a train runnin' off the track,
"Got the truth bein' left behind
"Fall between the cracks
"Standin' on broken dreams" which pretty much spells it out. Once you glorify leaving The Truth behind the train hardly needs tracks. There's only one place it can go.
The rock & roll has nothing to do with Jesus.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-06-2020, 08:54 PM
I guess he decided he might as well jump - go ahead and jump. In his case, he chose the downward direction.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-07-2020, 04:10 PM
And with Johnny Nash (NOT Johnny Cash) the next satanic singer died. Yes, he can see clearly now that he is in the flames of hell.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-14-2020, 05:15 PM
Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently. Not that I knew who she was. I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV, which I've never seen her on. I avoid watching uncouth, obese laugh-riots. Talking of obese, it's unsurprising what she must have died of. She would have done better to have heed the Biblical advice on her sin.
Philippians 3:19
“Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)”
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-14-2020, 05:32 PM
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I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV
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I avoid watching channels owned by Canuckistani joos from Tajikistan. But Mrs Farrell was certainly a large woman. Do we know if she exploded to death?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-14-2020, 05:39 PM
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I avoid watching channels owned by Canuckistani joos from Tajikistan.
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Is it really? I never knew. Peter got it in a discount cable package, he didn't want to waste too much good money on my TV consumption. I only watch it for the musical selections, like the The Gaither Gospel Hour.
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But Mrs Farrell was certainly a large woman. Do we know if she exploded to death?
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Most likely, I can practically hear her lard sizzling like bacon in Hell right now.
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-15-2020, 12:14 AM
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Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently.
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Glory glory hallelujah! Just a shame that coke-fueled maniac Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez didn't accompany her into the fiery pit. That program was so filthy and vile that it actually got the half man, Angus T. Jones, to accept Jesus as his savior and become a True Christian.
Finally, a child star who turned out normal. Now he can join us in our mirth as Berta the Behemoth broils in Hell.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-15-2020, 01:51 AM
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Glory glory hallelujah! Just a shame that coke-fueled maniac Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez didn't accompany her into the fiery pit. That program was so filthy and vile that it actually got the half man, Angus T. Jones, to accept Jesus as his savior and become a True Christian.
Finally, a child star who turned out normal. Now he can join us in our mirth as Berta the Behemoth broils in Hell.
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Glory!
He looks more Christ-like with the beard!
And yeah! Death to all fatties!
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2020, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Martha Chung
Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently. Not that I knew who she was. I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV, which I've never seen her on. I avoid watching uncouth, obese laugh-riots. Talking of obese, it's unsurprising what she must have died of. She would have done better to have heed the Biblical advice on her sin.
Philippians 3:19
“Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)”
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I thought my brother's mother-in-law was the ugliest woman I have ever seen, but this picture proofs me wrong.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2020, 10:29 PM
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I thought my brother's mother-in-law was the ugliest woman I have ever seen, but this picture proofs me wrong.
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Rest assured, your mother-in-law is only the third ugliest woman in the world, at most.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-20-2020, 06:45 AM
Golly, you're right Mr.Lukes! Hilary Clinton is uglier than a thousand she-asses!
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-21-2020, 09:40 PM
James "The Amazing" Randi, a Christ-hater and in-your-face militant sodomite who said that belief in God "is one of the most damaging things that infests humanity at this particular moment in history," has boarded the train to spend eternity with the psychics and astrologers whom he loved to ridicule. I wonder how amazing he'll find sharing the lake of fire with them.
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