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Unhappy Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-08-2016, 01:52 PM

Ladies, I know you tend to be hysterical. Blacks tend to be over-excitable. When Oprah gives away free stuff they sound like Howler Monkeys. Yet when their boyfriend gets shot...

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Lady: Stay with me [inaudible yelling in background], We got pulled over for a busted tail light in the back and the police just, he … he’s, he’s covered [inaudible yelling in background], they killed my boyfriend. He’s licensed he’s carried, he’s licensed to carry. He was trying to get out his ID and his wallet out his pocket, and he let the officer know that he was, that he had a firearm and that he was reaching for his wallet and the officer just shot him in his arm.

Officer: Ma’am, keep your hands where they are.

Lady: I will sir, no worries, I will.
Her boyfriend is shot and bleeding to death, the cop is crying, and the girlfriend calmly says...."No Worries"?

In better days ladies depended on men and becoming a widow was nearly a death sentence. It literally was in India, Indian widows would throw themselves onto their husband's funeral pyre. Better to die in flames than live as a widow.



But now?

"No Worries".
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Default Re: Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-08-2016, 06:42 PM

All I can say is that she is an incredibly sinful woman in need of God's guidance. I love my husband only second to my love to the Lord, and I will love him regardless of mortal law. She doesn't understand the concept of being faithful. I vowed to love, honor, and obey my husband until death do us part and while my husband will go to Heaven and get his eternal reward, I need him to keep me on the right path. After all, 1 Peter 3:7 says that I am the weaker vessel in need of guidance.


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Watermelon Re: Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-09-2016, 11:06 AM

Brother Jeb, she's only a nigress. They're just like monkeys or dogs - they mourn their partner for 5 minutes and then it's time to find another penis. No white woman would say that.


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Default Re: Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-09-2016, 11:42 AM

So a lady can have a stiff upper lip or a stiff man, but not both.

I'm not so sure. I have an adolescent daughter whose entire vocabulary consists of variations on "meh", yet most of the men at church seem to "like-like" her, if you know what I mean. I won't name names, but there's been some stirrings in some loins.


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Default Re: Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-09-2016, 02:49 PM

Well if my dear husband had been shot by some police officer, I might well be quite a bit more upset than that, at least in the short term. The shock of seeing him bleeding to death in front of me would (probably) temporarily make me forget that he had been called by Jesus.

On the other hand, the whole scenario would be unlikely because my husband has lightning reflexes and would undoubtedly have shot that cop before he even had his gun fully out of its holster!

What I take from this sorry tale is the danger of giving your children ridiculous names. I mean, even the Chickano cop was called Jeronimo.

Proverbs 22:1 A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches, and loving favour rather than silver and gold.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-10-2016, 11:55 AM

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even the Chickano cop was called Jeronimo.
Thanks for bringing that up. The cop is Hispanic but who are the Blacks blaming? White people, of course.

Suddenly Hispanics are white. Who needs Dr. Fred when you can just shoot a black person?

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If Asians and Hispanics can do it, maybe now even gingers can become white!
Then they turn around and say white people have no sense of rhythm, even though Latin American music is far more creative in this regard than anything blacks have done. Or that we're not sexy, even though Brazil is now suddenly white (when a Brazillian shoots a black person, that is).

And of course it's called racism to not want more Hispanics here....Even though that would be racism against white people, which is supposed to be impossible!

But I shouldn't be surprised, Arabs also suddenly become white when they were enslaving blacks. And thanks to the "legacy of imperialism" excuse, even blacks become white then they are enslaving each other, or committing genocide, or trying to cure AIDS by raping virgins, or mutilating their daughters, or spreading ebola because whoever heard of washing your friggen hands every now and then....

Can we have a clear and consistent dividing line between "White" and "Not white" please? And when you have a Z at the end of your name, and your first name is in honor of a terrorist who is famous solely for killing white people....Can we say that's on the "not white" side of the line?


Above: Geronimo and three other White People.
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Default Re: Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-10-2016, 08:35 PM

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Then they turn around and say white people have no sense of rhythm
I just hate the stereotype of the joyless white person who can't dance or have a good time. Just look at this picture:




The white police are all "Bust a move! Do the funky robot!" and she's all, "Please roughhouse me posthaste, sir, for I have cucumber sandwiches to make and therefore regrettably must bid you good-day..." (or whatever it is stiff and formal people say at cocktail parties, the fact that I don't even know proves my point).


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Default Re: Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-10-2016, 09:04 PM

You can tell that the police officer is in shock over how calm the woman is. This police officer probably tried to ignore that the world around him has drowned in feminism.

And in this situation, in this moment he opened his eyes for the first time and realises that feminism has taken the world and all the love in the world is gone. This police officer just realised that there is no other then Donald Trump to bring back family values and tax havens for real estate.
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Default Re: Ladies used to be passionately devoted. But now? - 07-12-2016, 02:23 AM

Incidents such as these are a perfect example of why my family lives in the safe haven of our community, the Blessed Chosen. Coloreds are neither Blessed nor Chosen.


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