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Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-13-2020, 06:12 PM
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-13-2020, 09:13 PM
Well, this is a disappointment. I used to love Oreo cookies. They were dark on the inside but white on the inside, like Justice Clarence Thomas.
I guess I'm a Hydrox man from now on. Plus, Hydrox protects against COVID.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-14-2020, 03:23 PM
Oreo: The facts!
- Dirk van de Put (born 1959/60) is a Belgian businessman,
- Dirk van de Put has been the chairman and chief executive officer (CEO) of Mondelez International, since November 2017.
- Mondelez International produces Oreo.
- Dirk van de Put's Wiki entry makes no mention of whether he is married.
- People who are not married by 30 are usually "pitching with the other arm."
- Belgium is not a real country. https://zapatopi.net/belgium/
- Belgium is the area of Holland that suffered worst from Covid.
- Holland is famous for being the European cradle of liberalism, drugs, porn and queers.
Mr Mayor, the signs are clear: The All American Oreo is no longer that symbol of the moral majority. It has been replaced with an effete and godless product to lead others astray. And it has been done by a "Belgian", Dirk van de Put, who Obama allowed to stay long enough to gain First Prize in Life - An American Passport.
Obama's legacy of consorting with those who will destroy America lives on!
Even President Trump could not stop Dirk van de Put becoming American because of liberal bias in the Supreme Court. At least that has changed.
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-15-2020, 01:05 AM
Oreo cookies are anti-Christian anyway, ditto Chips Ahoy, Famous Amos, Keebler, et al. A man's wife should bake him cookies if he wants them. She shouldn't buy them from Wal-Mart and then spend the time she saved gossiping on the phone or lazing around outside of the kitchen. Storebought baked goods are a feminist conspiracy to undermine the family.
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True Christian™
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-15-2020, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
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Oreo, the popular American cookie brand produced by Nabisco, is giving away limited-edition cookies each filled with different colors of the rainbow as part of a campaign to celebrate LGBT History Month.
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What? Have they got their own history now!
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-15-2020, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Oreo cookies are anti-Christian anyway, ditto Chips Ahoy, Famous Amos, Keebler, et al. A man's wife should bake him cookies if he wants them. She shouldn't buy them from Wal-Mart and then spend the time she saved gossiping on the phone or lazing around outside of the kitchen. Storebought baked goods are a feminist conspiracy to undermine the family.
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Oh, how very true, dear Brother Lukes. As a matter of principle, I never indulge in the dark-colored cookies. They remind me of Satan luring people to sin -- something which does not pertain to  people. I prefer the white cookies, to remind me of the righteousness that  believers have -- thanks to the glorious, shed  of the  .
Isaiah 1:18 " Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow"
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-16-2020, 07:43 PM
What lengths won't the homosexualizers go to make our children queer!
First it was the catlicks, the the Boy Scouts (B.S.-not too obvious!) and now baked goods.
Thank God we have steak and bacon!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-16-2020, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
What lengths won't the homosexualizers go to make our children queer!
First it was the catlicks, the the Boy Scouts (B.S.-not too obvious!) and now baked goods.
Thank God we have steak and bacon! 
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Oh, yes, dear Brother Hutchins, and isn't it just so sad that so many of our beloved institutions -- the family-oriented ones -- are now going down that long, dark, twisted road of sin? Why, it should be a matter of concern to us all, to think that our most cherished tokens of good, clean living are being perverted, and all to glorify Satan.
And, they won't stop at cookies, mark my words. Just look at what they're doing to wholesome cartoons. It won't be safe to turn on the TV with the kiddies on Saturday morning if this keeps up. I mean, did they really have to do this to Fred & Barney?!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-19-2020, 08:33 PM
Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. That’s the verse I use whenever I see someone eating Oreos or thinking about race mixing. For decades Oreos have been pro sinful interracial marriage And now they’re pro homer. I have never touched an Oreo before and this ad has sealed me AWAY from them for life.
I recount a story of watching my grand-kids dunking Oreos in milk with their mother. By God’s arm, I swung my fist across The table and yelled at the grandchildren. I told them God will smite them right then and there if they ever reach for another Oreo. After 8 years and my daughter dead, I have custody of my grandchildren in the great state of Georgia and make sure they stay clean of this crap.
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Re: Boycott Oreo Cookies, Rainbow Cookies are Sin -
10-20-2020, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
they won't stop at cookies, mark my words
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What's that thing hanging around his neck?
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