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Scared "Bongbong" conquers Philippines! Drug-fueled shoe-fetish orgies are next! - 05-12-2022, 12:24 PM

When hippies protested against the Vietnam police action, they ignored the "Domino Theory", which states that if Vietnam fell, the Philippines would be next.

Well, I hate to say "I told you so", but, exactly as us "squares" predicted, the Philippines have fallen:

Rodrigo Duterte, hero of the War On Drugs, is out of power, replaced by a man named - I'm not making this up - Bongbong Marcos.

Rodrigo Duterte put up a brave fight against the hippie hordes:
6,229 drug personalities have been killed as of March 2022. News organizations and human rights groups claim the death toll is over 12,000...
However, you can win all the battles and still lose the war. In this case, to a guy named "BongBong". The stakes are high:
The election winner will take office on June 30 for a single six-year term as leader of a Southeast Asian nation hit hard by two years of COVID-19 outbreaks and lockdowns and long troubled by crushing poverty, gaping inequalities, [Chinese aggression not mentioned for some reason] Muslim and communist insurgencies and deep political divisions.
Wow, sounds like a lot of very important issues that our educated classes are going to be laser-focused on, right? Wrong.

All the western media can talk about is who BongBong's father was. You see, almost half a century ago his father was President of the Philippines. Though the majority of Philippine citizens can't remember, because they hadn't even been born yet, Marcos Senior killed a lot of communists, and bought his wife a lot of shoes:



Back in the 1980's this was considered extreme consumerism. I know, kind of lame by today's standards.

Now, looking at that list of important issues, what with the poverty, civil wars, islands to be submerged and/or invaded by China, oh and I hear there's a flu going around or something... You might think people had more important things to vote on than who got their diapers changed by someone with a shoe-fetish. You'd be thinking wrong.

I wish we could see the exit polls, I'm sure a lot of people said "Well, as important as the starvation, multiple civil wars, and pending Chinese invasion are, we must focus on the REAL issue: what's up with the shoe fetish?!?"

Yes, this election was a contest to see who is best at apologizing for other people, backstabbing family members, and engaging in the historiographical equivalent of being a grammar nazi:
NPR headline: The namesake son of the late Philippine dictator won by a landslide, according to unofficial results, in an astonishing reversal of the 1986 "People Power" pro-democracy revolt that ousted his father.
Nice to see that NPR has switched to the biblical position on punishing children for the sins of the father:
The Lord...visits the iniquity of the fathers on the children and the children’s children, to the third and the fourth generation. (Exodus 34:7, Deuteronomy 5:9-10)
This is an example of how The Great Awokening is the new True Christianity. True Christianity teaches that actions are not important, only words are. Accept Christ, say the right prayers, and avoid profanities, and you will go to heaven regardless of whether you solved any problems in this world. Apologizing for someone else is important, actually doing something about poverty etc. is not important. We are in agreement here.

So, now that we aren't going to waste any more time about about poverty and war and covid/FAKE GERMS and all that....Let's talk about the shoes.

Why did she collect so many shoes? I think was into some druggie hippie religion and believed she would be reincarnated as a centipede. Any other ideas?


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Default Re: Hippies conquer Philippines! Drug-fueled shoe-fetish orgies are next! - 05-12-2022, 12:46 PM

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