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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-15-2015, 06:56 PM

Here are my thoughts concerning this subject.

God made man and woman different. I think he originally made the man to be like the captain of the ship (always steering and looking ahead) and woman as first mate (taking care of the crew, keeping things organized, etc)

Somebody has to be in charge. The Bible says woman shall be subservant to man. God decreed this, not anyone else. And some people can get as mad as they want to about but it's not going to change.

I am not saying women are inferior. They are not. I'm just stating what God has said.

At any rate, our loving Father disciplines us and so must the HOH discipline his wife and children.

My wife and I have been practicing CDD for three years now. It was one of the best decisions we ever made. After she found Jesus, I approached her with it showing her the website and different passages in the Bible.
She agreed with it and we made a mutual contract.

I do the whole nine yards with punishment spankings, maintenance spankings, and even boot camp.

We are on our 4th day of boot camp right now. Everything is going very well.

Thanks for listening

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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-15-2015, 11:20 PM

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Here are my thoughts concerning this subject.

God made man and woman different. I think he originally made the man to be like the captain of the ship (always steering and looking ahead) and woman as first mate (taking care of the crew, keeping things organized, etc)

Somebody has to be in charge. The Bible says woman shall be subservant to man. God decreed this, not anyone else. And some people can get as mad as they want to about but it's not going to change.

I am not saying women are inferior. They are not. I'm just stating what God has said.

At any rate, our loving Father disciplines us and so must the HOH discipline his wife and children.

My wife and I have been practicing CDD for three years now. It was one of the best decisions we ever made. After she found Jesus, I approached her with it showing her the website and different passages in the Bible.
She agreed with it and we made a mutual contract.

I do the whole nine yards with punishment spankings, maintenance spankings, and even boot camp.

We are on our 4th day of boot camp right now. Everything is going very well.

Thanks for listening

Ray
Brother Ray,

As a Sister in Christ, and a woman, I hate to disagree, it goes against every Christian feminine bone in my body. However, the verse Proverbs 27:6 "Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful." calls out to me. Biblically, women are worth less then men, as stated in Leviticus 27:3-4 "And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.". Sir, I hope I did not offend you, and if I did, my most sincere apologies.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth


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Jesus Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-16-2015, 07:24 PM

In this day and age the filthy feminazis Claims that women are equal to men. This of course is complete hogwash. Women should serve men and bear children to populate the earth. Sometimes the rod is needed to bring the woman to Gods good grace. If she isn't submitting to her husband then she is not following God.

Proverbs 21:9
It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.


1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-16-2015, 07:42 PM

I think to be a good christian wife you have to first be saved and then maintain a deep and personal relation with God and Jesus.

I also beleive you must study scripture everyday and love and support your husband.
The main thing is that you must understand that it is part of God's plan for you to be subservant to your husband. It is in the Bible. He put it there.
Nobody else did. Some people can get as mad about it as they want. It's not going to change.

I think what God had in mind when he created man and woman is for the man to be like the captain of the ship and the woman to be like a first mate. He endowed them with different characteristics to be this way.

I am not saying women are inferior. They are not. We were just made differently for a purpose.

This mess of a society started veering from this part of His plan some years ago with the rise of feminism.
What do we have now? A very high divorce rate, overcrowded prisons, and homeless youth.

As our Father disciplines us, so must the HOH discipline his wife and family. All done out of his love for them.

My wife and I have been in a CDD relationship for three years now and it was the best decision we ever made.

Wives just need to be corrected every now and then. Things can get out of control if they are not.
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-16-2015, 09:48 PM

Well I feel a little dumb because I posted similar things twice. I thought the first post did not take.

At any rate, you can't argue with scripture. I had forgotten that particular
passage the lady was so kind to point out.

I think the biggest flaw women have is that they let their emotions overrule their logic at times.
I had a bunch of women work for me some years ago and it was NOT pleasant to deal with.
They talk too much, they gossip, they can't take a butt chewing very well
and they get jealous about things easily.

I would have paddled their bottoms on a regular basis if I had been able to get away with it.

This, among a few other things, is why they require correction.
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-25-2015, 08:47 PM

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My husband and I were talking and he has requested me to share here why it is so important we are spanked. If my husband had not started spanking me when we first got married I'd still be lost and living like a feminist whore that I was. But because he loves me as Christ loved the church, he gives me stripes to save me from eternal damnation. I didn't used to understand this but after much thought and reading Proverbs and Hebrews, I know this is crucial for salvation.

Hebrews 12:11 "Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

We can be at peace and righteous when our husbands excercise their authority over us and chasten us with a firm hand.

Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
Hebrews 13:17

I want my husband to have joy.

In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding"- Proverbs 10:13 I didn't understaand the word so my husband took a rod to my backside. Now it is all coming together well.

*Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish. Proverbs 12:1 Its stupid to hate correction.

*Correction is grievous unto him that forsaketh the way: and he that hateth reproof shall die. Proverbs 15:10

These are just a feW verses of why we need to be spanked. Now I must go take myself to get a few lashings from my husband before bed to keep me in line tomorrow. Night Ladies.

Thank you BIG for your correction to me and sharing proverbs31 with me. I hopee you can teach me everything a stupid, foolish, idle woman like me needs to know so I can be that too. Tomorrow, I have to write Proverbs 31 out to help remind me. I also have to do my murga punishment before bed after my lashings. Glad he wants to take the time to correct me. I'm so blessed.
if your husband hits you, you're clearly in an abusive relationship and he doesn't love, value, or respect you. please get yourself out of this relationship for your own good. it's not healthy.
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-25-2015, 08:56 PM

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...he doesn't love, value, or respect you...
Or you don't understand what love, value, and respect even mean in a Christian context.

Btw, the poster you're attempting to respond to hasn't been here in 2 1/2 years, so don't hold your breath waiting for a response.


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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-25-2015, 10:08 PM

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In this day and age the filthy feminazis Claims that women are equal to men... Women should serve men and bear children to populate the earth. Sometimes the rod is needed to bring the woman to Gods good grace.

In the last 30 or 40 years, as Satan realized that the Final Battle loomed, he has done his best to disrupt America before the showdown. There was a time when a man would go to work, drive home in the evening, eat a delicious dinner prepared by his wife and then repair to the chair by the lamp to read the newspaper until Johnny Carson came on. The great deceiver encouraged lesbians to demand more work for women.


Now, the women are working and there aren't enough jobs for the men anymore. This has led to unemployment. Now that his plan is bearing fruit, Satan has sent in reinforcements- Mexicans! They are many and they are taking the jobs from the women.


Christians must redouble efforts to maintain stability and discipline in our own homes as the world around us is going to Hell in a hand basket.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-29-2015, 02:37 AM

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if your husband hits you, you're clearly in an abusive relationship and he doesn't love, value, or respect you. please get yourself out of this relationship for your own good. it's not healthy.
You forgot these two verses. Ephesians 5:22 says "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." and Hebrews 12:11 "Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby."


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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 07-31-2015, 12:08 AM

It is an honor to have such a Godly Husbend who beats me in the Defense of his Home wich the Lord has blessed him with! Lieberals wish to stele our souls by claiming that we are in any shape or form ekwal to hard working, edookated , God fereing men.


Ephesians 5:22 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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It is an honor to have such a Godly Husbend who beats me in the Defense of his Home wich the Lord has blessed him with! Lieberals wish to stele our souls by claiming that we are in any shape or form ekwal to hard working, edookated , God fereing men.
Sister, my husband sees your sorry state of lack of education, and has spoken with your husband about it. You should pack your bags, because we are sending a maid to take your place managing your house, while you come to ours and I'll teach you how to be a more refined lady. After all, we are to be beautiful and charming to our husbands, so their duty of seeding us is a little more bearable, the brave souls.


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Sister, my husband sees your sorry state of lack of education, and has spoken with your husband about it. You should pack your bags, because we are sending a maid to take your place managing your house, while you come to ours and I'll teach you how to be a more refined lady. After all, we are to be beautiful and charming to our husbands, so their duty of seeding us is a little more bearable, the brave souls.
Hello Sister,

My husbend has sent yours the $7,000 he rekwested for me. I shall board my train at 5:00 AM tomorow. My Darling Son Mika shall acompaney me on the ride as my male eskort. I am humbled by your kindness.

In the Blood of Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth.


Ephesians 5:22 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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It is an honor to have such a Godly Husbend who beats me in the Defense of his Home wich the Lord has blessed him with! Lieberals wish to stele our souls by claiming that we are in any shape or form ekwal to hard working, edookated , God fereing men.
If someday a boyfriend or my husband beats me, I'll slap him right in the face, and that's what any smart woman should do with a violent man, specially if she has children, nobody is safe with an abusive person in the house
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If someday a boyfriend or my husband beats me, I'll slap him right in the face, and that's what any smart woman should do with a violent man, specially if she has children, nobody is safe with an abusive person in the house
Looks like somebody's daddy was afraid to smack some obedience into his little princes when she was a wee little thing. If you don't find a husband who will do that for you, you can be sure Satan will have fun smacking you around for eternity!





Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.
Proverbs 19:18

Withhold not correction from the child:
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 08-01-2015, 12:31 AM

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Looks like somebody's daddy was afraid to smack some obedience into his little princes when she was a wee little thing. If you don't find a husband who will do that for you, you can be sure Satan will have fun smacking you around for eternity!
Forgive my dad for not being an abusive father when I was still growing up, he taught me with words and love, and believe me, he hates people like you, who uses the bible to hurt another people, in fact, he thinks fanatics like you should be eliminated from the world, and I think he's right
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Forgive my dad for not being an abusive father when I was still growing up, he taught me with words and love, and believe me, he hates people like you, who uses the bible to hurt another people, in fact, he thinks fanatics like you should be eliminated from the world, and I think he's right
It's not me your father needs to grovel to, but , lest he spends eternity with the feces smeared upon his face for all time!

If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the Lord of hosts,
I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart.
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts;
and one shall take you away with it.
And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the Lord of hosts.
Malachi 2:2-4


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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 11-08-2015, 04:13 AM

Women, you are more than you think. Have courage. I want to see you happy, with smiles. Are you happy? For the people in the world who care about you, have courage. NO ONE can take your faith, your love, or your courage away. ARISE AND SEIZE THE DAY!
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 11-08-2015, 04:24 AM

I want YOU to have some joy. Going to HELL is so worth it if I can live happily. I... want you to feel joy.
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Women, you are more than you think. Have courage. I want to see you happy, with smiles. Are you happy? For the people in the world who care about you, have courage. NO ONE can take your faith, your love, or your courage away. ARISE AND SEIZE THE DAY!
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I want YOU to have some joy. Going to HELL is so worth it if I can live happily. I... want you to feel joy.
Listen little girl, every True Christian™ female that I know of is already full of joy. The joy one gets from being a good cook, a good housecleaner, a good servant to both her husband and to Jesus. They aren't interested in your cheap, perverted, sloppy joy, a fleeting sensation that only leaves a vile fishy stench in it's wake. They want the rock solid shaft of joy! GLORY!!

Without Jesus, there can be no joy.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Women, you are more than you think. Have courage. I want to see you happy, with smiles. Are you happy? For the people in the world who care about you, have courage. NO ONE can take your faith, your love, or your courage away. ARISE AND SEIZE THE DAY!
I'm not sure if I understand your post correctly. (And I have not seen yet your intro thread).

Of course we women are happy! We are fulfilling the will of by fulfilling the will of the Godly men in our lives (be it the father, the husband, or the Pastor). That brings us the ultimate joy which could not be achieved by doing something else. We have courage to be feminine and obedient to the men in a world which frowns upon such behavior.

I will pray for you, dear. What you need is a strong man who will guide you towards the righteous path.
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