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Default Whale tales - 11-30-2018, 11:45 AM

There's a growing trend among earthly types to portray whales as "higher beings" able to teach us valuable "spiritual" lessons. The whole enterprise is deceptive, particularly in the way language is used where "higher beings" and "spiritual" are given profane meanings approximating to more evolved and bigger brains.

Clearly such notions come from evolutionary propaganda. It's all over the place, newspapers, pop music, science textbooks, poetry, anything and anywhere likely to attract just those family members relying on you for Salvation.


EXAMPLE 1

Satan wants ALL your family in HELL. Secular discussions are designed to seem impartial but be warned. Every sentence is crafted to reinforce the concept of people being no more than animals, the world God made for us just one insignificant speck in a sea of nothing. Take a look at this excerpt: how many buzz-words can you see?

EVOLUTION
Even our closest relatives, the primates, lack traits such as developed language, cumulative culture, music, symbolism and religion. Yet scientists still haven’t come to a consensus on why, when and how humans evolved these traits. But, luckily, there are non-human animals that have evolved societies and culture to some extent. Our latest study, published in Nature Evolution & Ecology investigates what cetaceans (whales and dolphins) can teach us about human evolution.

BRAIN
Previous research in primates has shown that a large primate brain is associated with larger social groups, cultural and behavioural richness, and learning ability. A larger brain is also tied to energy-rich diets long life spans, extended juvenile periods and large bodies. But researchers trying to uncover whether each of these different traits are causes or consequences of large brains find themselves at odds with each other – often arguing at cross purposes.

One prevailing explanation is the social brain hypothesis which argues that our minds and consequently our brains have evolved to solve the problems associated with living in an information rich, challenging and dynamic social environment. This comes with challenges such as competing for and allocating food and resources, coordinating behaviour, resolving conflicts and using information and innovations generated by others in the group.

PETTY EARTH
We have constructed stratified states, colonised nearly every habitat on Earth and we’re now looking to move to other planets. In fact, we are so advanced that some of our innovations..may ultimately lead to our downfall.




Although that is very concerning, especially for new Christians who may still be engaged with secular education, it's just the warm up. Satan uses textbooks and journals to reinforce the evolutionist agenda for a reason. THE NEXT POST IS MUCH MORE ALARMING.




1. https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2017-10/uom-wad101217.php
2. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/004724849290081J
3. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41559-017-0112
4. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0047248497901408?via%3Dihub
5. http://rstb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/372/1727/20160244.article-info
6. https://theconversation.com/our-large-brains-evolved-thanks-to-an-ancient-arms-race-for-resources-and-mates-79183
7. https://theconversation.com/what-nasas-simulated-missions-tell-us-about-the-need-for-martian-law-84790
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Default Re: Whale tales - 11-30-2018, 03:13 PM

EXAMPLE 2
Satan, having established in multiple ways that we're all monkeys created by "evolving" from fish, moves on to the next stage in his agenda. Has anyone in your family suggested that Whales are awesome. or that It would be fantastic to go whale watching!.? It's a sure sign they've come across some whale indoctrination and, more importantly, actually listened to it. Satan doesn't just want us to admire whales, however. He wants us to worship them.

Now whether a demon possessed whale could communicate with a witch in a séance is a moot point and not one up for debate here. And just as there were (obvious) buzz-words in the previous item I posted relating to UNBIBLICAL evolutionism, UNBIBLICAL cosmology and UNBIBLICAL brain topography in this next piece the buzz-words will alarm any Christian parent. A short excerpt will suffice; the whole thing is available in the header link but I would advise caution, especially if there are whale-curious family members in the room.

Satan isn't messing around. It's straight in with language intended to move gullible types..already softened up by evolution, astrology, flying saucers, petty earth and brain delusions..from the false science journal to the whale spirit medium.



MESSAGES DIRECTLY FROM WHALES TO THE HUMAN RACE ON EARTH
Yes, that's right, the whales are "sending messages" but where do they come from really? Let's assume for a moment that whales have a language or are capable of mundane telepathy and that they know about Jesus: what would they say? Would they contradict God? Well yes, if they were working for the adversary and no if they were obedient to God. In fact the question doesn't arise because the "messages" are so obviously demonic.
Most human minds are filled with thoughts. Thinking continuously has led to confusion and blocked out the true state of bliss. We do not experience this confusion. We remain in a state of Love. In our presence, you experience that Love. It is your nature too..We are all here as caretakers for this very special planet. You are here to preserve and work with the physical matter of this planet and to spiritualize it. We work with grid lines and meridians, with energy fields and basic spiritual energy patterns that ensure unity among all life forms. We encourage you to come together with us and use us as an example. As you swim in the ocean and see our form, realize that these images are not who we are. We are much more. We are interacting with you in a way that is much larger than physical form. We are mirrors of a higher consciousness.


DEMONS
All this rot about "higher consciousness" and "spiritual energy patterns" is there to make it seem ethereal. But ask a whale guru to define energy. or spiritual. or even consciousness. and see how far you get. When claims of divinity are made..which means claiming to be equal with God..especially in conjunction with "being transformed into a being of light" there can no longer be any doubt. Satan is behind it, demons are obeying him; not out of love but out of fear.
You will become splendid light. You will become luminescent. You will be transformed. This is in your future. We are here to accelerate that process in you, as well as in ourselves..As you see our whale forms in the ocean, focus on our higher spiritual reality, move far beyond the collective unconscious, and enter a state of pure Awareness. We will meet you there. It is your 'home' too. It is the place of the Whale Matrix, the single, vast, connective field of our Minds. It is the place where we harness the power of Oneness, span the galaxies, merge with divine consciousness and become illumined.


KNOWN BY THEIR FRUITS
II Corinthians 11:13b-15 False apostles, deceitful workers [are] transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
What is the fruit of this altered consciousness? How well do the whales get on? There's quite a few of them around New Zealand so a "heightened spiritual state" ought to show greatly improved quality of life. The reality is somewhat different.


The human equivalent of a whale thinking it's a zebra and going for a nice gallop along the beach would be thinking you were a butterfly and jumping off the roof. Western Australia also has whales. How are they getting on there?


So there you have it. Nothing "spiritual" about it, except insofar as demonic spirits are spreading delusions. Whether they're possessing the whales or not, one thing is certain: they want to possess your family. Satan wants all of you to jump off the roof and kill yourselves. Or drown. He wants you to listen to the demons and scry into crystal balls and do séances and be witches and if pretending to be a whale sucks you in, that's what he'll do.

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Default Re: Whale tales - 11-30-2018, 03:48 PM

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Sister Mitza, I made the grave error of clicking on that link. There are plenty of wackos and nutjobs walking on Earth today, but this woman is certainly in the top 100.

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What we call the "Akashic Record" is living in the oceans of planet Earth, contained in the water molecules, where information is stored. Since water is never destroyed, only recycled, all of Earth's history remains safe in these ocean archives. The whales can access the information, circulate it and contribute to itcommunicating by contacting the intelligence in the water molecules which enter matter and travel through it.
I have highlighted in red the truly absurd statements in this quote (I hesitated about the last bit; while it is technically true that water travels through some types of matter, it is because of their porosity, and water fills the voids between chunks of matter rather than travels through matter itself).

Whew! I am so glad that instead of following such crazy, nonsensical babbling, we, True Christians™, adhere to the True Word of God.
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Skull Re: Whale tales - 11-30-2018, 04:17 PM

Creation Science tells us that whales are fish without scales, cold, slimy, instinct-driven non-sentient Creatures that have the capability of polluting our waterways.

Ezekiel 32:2
Son of man, take up a lamentation for Pharaoh king of Egypt, and say unto him, Thou art like a young lion of the nations, and thou art as a whale in the seas: and thou camest forth with thy rivers, and troubledst the waters with thy feet, and fouledst their rivers.

Fortunately, they need large bodies of water to fornicate and swarm. Hence, Jesus will get rid of them after His Second Coming by getting rid of the oceans altogether.

Revelation 21:1
And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

May we die to see that glorious day!



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The human equivalent of a whale thinking it's a zebra and going for a nice gallop along the beach would be thinking you were a butterfly and jumping off the roof. Western Australia also has whales. How are they getting on there?

Those images put "The Feeding of the 5,000/4000" into some perspective, don't they? You wouldn't need much bread with those.





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We know of course that water existed before stars were created Genesis 1:1-6 but as for it never being destroyed? Pastor White pointed out that the oceans will be entirely annihilated and God has even explained how that happens.
II Peter 1:5-7 By the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water..but the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

Revelation 8:8-9 The second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; and the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died
In order for the sea to become one third blood, substantial quantities of water needed to be destroyed; if so much blood were added to. the water the oceans would rise by a similar amount but that did not happen. Quite the reverse: they disappeared altogether. In any event all these hydrogen fuel cells we keep hearing about, "to save the whales," run on a gas produced by destroying water as we're told at great length causing yet more pollution.

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By providing energy from a battery, water can be dissociated into the diatomic molecules of hydrogen and oxygen. This process is a good example of.. etc.

There follows some technical details which are rather confusing but the point is that being dissociated. is tantamount to being destroyed. Perhaps one of the Pastors could confirm this?
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Default Re: Whale tales - 12-04-2018, 10:31 PM

It is so sad how schools are forcing their beliefs onto students. Young children are growing up believing evolution is a fact. Evolution is a theory and people believe in it, instead of relying on the truth of the Bible.
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It is so sad how schools are forcing their beliefs onto students. Young children are growing up believing evolution is a fact. Evolution is a theory and people believe in it, instead of relying on the truth of the Bible.
I know, right? The same with the theory of gravity. It's just a theory, not a fact!
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I know, right? The same with the theory of gravity. It's just a theory, not a fact!
Yes! Or germ theory, or the theory that water is safe to drink, or braces aren't equipped with wifi, and don't get me started on blood drives! They're naught but government plots to steel blood and put in mind control drugs to make people 30% more homosexual and complacent. Ever wonder why people are always so dizzy and disoriented after giving blood? It's not a coincidence, people!


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It is so sad how schools are forcing their beliefs onto students. Young children are growing up believing evolution is a fact. Evolution is a theory and people believe in it, instead of relying on the truth of the Bible.
One thing that stands out among the evolutionists is how inconsistent they are. Basilissa's link provided examples, together with general idiocy, one of which I addressed earlier. They teach about making hydrogen (in German it's called water-stuff.) by destroying water and then, when wanting everyone to worship whales, change that into "water is never destroyed, only recycled!" Do they think we're stupid? From that link, included in the quote, an attempt is made to present whales as super-beings endowed with enlightenment beyond the dreams of avarice.

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WHALE WORSHIPPERS

https://www.joanocean.com/whales.html

Deep in the blue darkness of the mighty ocean lives the most advanced species on planet Earth..We have named them whales.
A number of characteristics are described, supposedly to show how much "more evolved" these creatures are, but I must have missed the point as the following chart demonstrates.

.THE WHALES.HUMANS
Sensory nodules on their head
each containing one hair for
touching things
sensory nodules each
containing one hair
It's called hair
Sense things such as water
temperatures and currents
guess what?The sense of touch
Detection of vibrational
frequencies in environment
detection of vibrational
frequencies in environment
It's called hearing
Aware of the electromagnetic
light grids of our planet
Yes, we can see them tooEyesight
I feel the bubbles of air and
water caressing your skin
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
IN THE WATER TOO
So big, so natural, so blue
all around
Which is what you'd expect
when swimming with whales
It's called the ocean
I am surrounded
by your Essence
She is probably hallucinating,
unless..
Whether or not the
whale has released
any essence, she is
actually surrounded
by water
All of the material world has
disappeared
No it hasn'tIt's that big natural
blue stuff
1. According single fluid optics as taught by evolutionists, the words electromagnetic and
grids of our planet are superfluous because all light is electromagnetic

2. The author thinks she's channelling whale consciousness using telepathy



Evolution theories are taught alongside other claims contradicting The Bible. Astrology is one of them, reincarnation is another, and that's where Akashic Records. come in. They are supposed to contain records of "past lives" and "future reincarnations" amongst other things all of which indicate demons. The Whales are reported as retrieving such information from water, a very physical substance, rather than from the akasha or æther as described by hindu or theosophical metaphysics. Honestly, they just have to keep lying and squabbling even while they're trying to deceive us or insert their demented doctrines into mainstream education. And in this whale stuff we see the fruits of such efforts whether from crackpot educational theorists like Rudolf Steiner, outright demonic advocates such as Helena Blavatsky or blatant heretics as represented by Jakob Böhme.

Even by their own standards it's nonsense. Light is not controlled by whales but by the Commandment of God. And how could anyone yearn for the wisdom of a species best known for beaching themselves? A variety of oceanic cattle unable to survive on land? Satan has claptrap out there to beguile everyone. One lie for Tom, Dick and Harry. Another for Ermintrude and Jane. When people decide to reject God they remove themselves from actual enlightenment and their judgement is clouded. In this case, very clouded indeed.
Job 36:32-33 With clouds he covereth the light; and commandeth it not to shine by the cloud that cometh betwixt. The noise thereof sheweth concerning it, the cattle also concerning the vapour.
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Yes! Or germ theory, or the theory that water is safe to drink, or braces aren't equipped with wifi, and don't get me started on blood drives! They're naught but government plots to steel blood and put in mind control drugs to make people 30% more homosexual and complacent. Ever wonder why people are always so dizzy and disoriented after giving blood? It's not a coincidence, people!
And it's not just steel, Sister! Who knows what other metals are leeching out of those needles? It all reminds me of the vaccine scandal.


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And it's not just steel, Sister! Who knows what other metals are leeching out of those needles? It all reminds me of the vaccine scandal.
Indeed! I'd rather a dead child than an autistic one. Dead children are found in the Holy Bible, so therefore we know God sanctions them. Find me a screeching autist in the Bible and I'll change my mind.


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