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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 03-17-2011, 07:50 PM

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James and Cranky. Why can't you just admit this is A goofy post. I gave you the scripture in my last post and you ignore God's word. How can you claim to be "True Believers"? Are you trying to say that God made part of a woman's body but satan made the sex organs? The Song of Solomon testifies to God's approval of sexual enjoyment between a husband and wife. I gave you the Apostle Paul's scripture.

WHY DO YOU ATTRIBUTE GOD'S CREATIVE HANDYWORK TO SATAN? THAT IS BLASPHEMY.
I think you are not viewing this in proper context. Satan is no anti-God, Satan is just another creation of God too. More like God outsourced the creation of woman's genitalia to Satan, probably because God was to busy with men. Just by looking at women you can tell Satan deliberately messed the job up. That's evil for you.



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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 03-18-2011, 01:57 AM

This is my first time at this forum. The fundamentalism caught my attention and aroused my curiosity. As an atheist and committed evolutionist I am amazed by this thread. I have pleasured many a woman in my day and the thought that satan was behind it never occurred to me. Seems to me that evolution can explain the orgasm as a tool to draw the female animal to the male. If it feels good, why not enjoy it. That's always been my philosophy,
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 03-18-2011, 03:00 AM

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This is my first time at this forum. The fundamentalism caught my attention and aroused my curiosity. As an atheist and committed evolutionist I am amazed by this thread. I have pleasured many a woman in my day and the thought that satan was behind it never occurred to me. Seems to me that evolution can explain the orgasm as a tool to draw the female animal to the male. If it feels good, why not enjoy it. That's always been my philosophy,
Well Bob, let's look to the Bible. Were any of your victims of violent rape married or betrothed?

Deuteronomy 22:22-24

"If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel."

"If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;"

"Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you."

Or are you a foul fornicating adulterer?

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"Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body."

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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 03-18-2011, 03:10 AM

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Well Bob, let's look to the Bible. Were any of your victims of violent rape married or betrothed?

Deuteronomy 22:22-24

"If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel."

"If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;"

"Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you."

Or are you a foul fornicating adulterer?

1 Corinthians 6:13

"Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body."

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I do believe a few were married but marriage is nothing more than a construct of the religious right. The science of evolution enlightens us and we can see that the fit will breed and propogate their genes above the less fit. As a PhD and Physicist and with a recorded IQ of 157 I have always felt it was my duty to breed with as many women as possible. My superior intellect will enable the human race to be better fit for survival. I was doing these ladies a favor not only by pleasuring them to a greater degree than their husbands were able to accomplish but also their husbands will now have more intelligent offspring than they would have otherwise had. They shoudl be thanking me.
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This is my first time at this forum. The fundamentalism caught my attention and aroused my curiosity. As an atheist and committed evolutionist I am amazed by this thread. I have pleasured many a woman in my day and the thought that satan was behind it never occurred to me. Seems to me that evolution can explain the orgasm as a tool to draw the female animal to the male. If it feels good, why not enjoy it. That's always been my philosophy,
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I am here because I am curious. I thought you were supposed to witness to the unsaved? On another note I do agree with some of your members in their posts. I was surprised by that to be honest.
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I am here because I am curious. I thought you were supposed to witness to the unsaved? On another note I do agree with some of your members in their posts. I was surprised by that to be honest.
Who cares what you think? First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I didn't expect that you would care what I think and I am not trying to convince you of anything. As I said, I am just curious and I would have thought that you would want to "save" me (that is the right term, is it not?) as a "seeker". That's what the church down the street calls me when I show up, a "seeker". They seem to want to convince me about their Jesus and I thought you also would. Was I wrong?
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I didn't expect that you would care what I think and I am not trying to convince you of anything. As I said, I am just curious and I would have thought that you would want to "save" me (that is the right term, is it not?) as a "seeker". That's what the church down the street calls me when I show up, a "seeker". They seem to want to convince me about their Jesus and I thought you also would. Was I wrong?
Yes, you are wrong. About everything.

It might help if you would go back and read the links I provide.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 03-18-2011, 04:17 AM

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It might help if you would go back and read the links I provide.
Well Ezekiel I don't know much about the Bible but some of my friends tell me that something called "evangelism" is supposed to be important to christians. I think that's where you tell me the reasons why I should consider taking Jesus "into my heart" or something like that. Didn't Jesus command you to go out into all the world and tell the good news to unsaved people like me? I am completely baffled by your hostility. Where is your christian charity and love?


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Well Ezekiel I don't know much about the Bible but some of my friends tell me that something called "evangelism" is supposed to be important to christians. I think that's where you tell me the reasons why I should consider taking Jesus "into my heart" or something like that. Didn't Jesus command you to go out into all the world and tell the good news to unsaved people like me? I am completely baffled by your hostility. Where is your christian charity and love?
God does not teach us to love demons. That's what hell is for.

And don't try and tell me to love my neighbor, because I sure don't have any godmocking atheistic neighbors.

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Luke 10:29, 36-37 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour? Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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God does not teach us to love demons. That's what hell is for.

And don't try and tell me to love my neighbor, because I sure don't have any godmocking atheistic neighbors.
You don't love demons? That's what I would expect because they are not real but I am. You are supposed to love me, right? Because I am real. When you post these cute little animations of some tiny blue ball with eyes turning and burning in hell I must admit they are amusing. Did you mean it that way? We are really much alike Ezekiel. I realize that may anger you but I hate a lot of people just like you do. I agree that slavery is acceptable, like you. You think God hates cripples (yes I read through some of your other beliefs). Now I don't think that God hates anything as an atheist because we don't even believe he exists. I do agree that the weak and malformed should be nuked in the womb after genetic testing so the species will become stronger and better able to survive. Sounds like you would agree with me according to your posts because you see no use for cripples either. We really are a lot alike. Sorry if this angers you, but honestly it's a compliment. I have an IQ of 157 so you are in good company!


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You don't love demons? That's what I would expect because they are not real but I am. You are supposed to love me, right? Because I am real.
We love you so much that we want to save your soul, but otherwise you seem to be one messed up individual.

I don't have any love for the institution of slavery on a personal level, but it is Bible ordained. I would never participate in such a barbaric thing like eugenics, but the Bible would likely be in favor of those things.

We are better, because we do it out of God's commands not because we are crazy people who are into such things.
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We love you so much that we want to save your soul, but otherwise you seem to be one messed up individual.

Ha ha!

I don't have any love for the institution of slavery on a personal level, but it is Bible ordained. I would never participate in such a barbaric thing like eugenics, but the Bible would likely be in favor of those things.

We are better, because we do it out of God's commands not because we are crazy people who are into such things.
I am sure God doesn't want you to engage in barbaric activities! After all, one must love all and serve all!
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one must love all
Nonsense. God doesn't love everyone so why should we?

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."


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Dear True,

Which is this? Sex or love or both?

Song of Solomon 4:5 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.
This is adoration of God's Creative handiwork. After all, He created womankind as well! It is you who wants to see sexual content in everything.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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We love you so much that we want to save your soul, but otherwise you seem to be one messed up individual.

I don't have any love for the institution of slavery on a personal level, but it is Bible ordained. I would never participate in such a barbaric thing like eugenics, but the Bible would likely be in favor of those things.

We are better, because we do it out of God's commands not because we are crazy people who are into such things.
William Nathaniel. You are the first fundamentalist on these boards that expressed a desire to save me. The rest have told me to leave this web site. At least you are showing some consistency with what you say the Bible teaches.

I applaud you for your stance on survival of the fittest (you call it slavery) even if you don't agree at a personal level, at least you have the guts to come out in public to write that the Bible agrees with the atheists on this topic. Most atheists are dishonest about this and feign some kind of milk toast morality. I am an honest atheist so I tell you now that slavery is consistent with the evolutionary argument. We all need to sharpen our minds here and admit to the implications of what we say we beleive. No wonder there is so much confusion!

I'll bet you never knew how close we are in our views did you?


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William Nathaniel. You are the first fundamentalist on these boards that expressed a desire to save me. The rest have told me to leave this web site. At least you are showing some consistency with what you say the Bible teaches.

I applaud you for your stance on survival of the fittest (you call it slavery) even if you don't agree at a personal level, at least you have the guts to come out in public to write that the Bible agrees with the atheists on this topic. Most atheists are dishonest about this and feign some kind of milk toast morality. I am an honest atheist so I tell you now that slavery is consistent with the evolutionary argument. We all need to sharpen our minds here and admit to the implications of what we say we beleive. No wonder there is so much confusion!

I'll bet you never knew how close we are in our views did you?
Friend, you are confusing me. Up until now, all atheists were against slavery because of some ridiculous unbiblical ideas they called "human rights," "human dignity," and "respect for one another's freedom." You've probably heard before of nonsense like that.

Anyway, being an atheist still sends you to Hell after you die, even though your views on slavery are righteous. This is because, according to God, righteousness doesn't matter, only faith does:

John 3:18:
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

John 14:6:
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Galatians 2:16:
Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Friend, you are confusing me. Up until now, all atheists were against slavery because of some ridiculous unbiblical ideas they called "human rights," "human dignity," and "respect for one another's freedom." You've probably heard before of nonsense like that.

Anyway, being an atheist still sends you to Hell after you die, even though your views on slavery are righteous. This is because, according to God, righteousness doesn't matter, only faith does:

John 3:18:
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

John 14:6:
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Galatians 2:16:
Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.
Dear True, it's not me confusing you, it's my fellow atheists who are not being honest with you about their views. Honest atheists do not hold to weak-minded views about "human dignity" or "human rights". There is no such thing. These are morality based constructs to make us feel better about ourselves. Yes I have heard nonsense like this from both fellow atheists and from some christians who say these ideas are found in the bible. Until now I assumed that's what all christians believed. So if your Bible teaches no such thing as you claim I say Bravo. We agree!

Yet you still claim I am going to hell. One of my co-workers at the lab plays this insidious music, which unfortunately company policy says he is permitted to play it at a low level. One of the songs says something like "you are the only jesus I see" or somthing like that. At least that is true enough. Unlike Oral Roberts, I've never seen an 800 foot vision of jesus so you christians are all I see. If you want me to believe then you need to show me something different. So far most of what you preach I believe already, although not because of the bible but because of evolution.


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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 03-18-2011, 01:40 PM

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I do believe a few were married but marriage is nothing more than a construct of the religious right. The science of evolution enlightens us and we can see that the fit will breed and propogate their genes above the less fit. As a PhD and Physicist and with a recorded IQ of 157 I have always felt it was my duty to breed with as many women as possible. My superior intellect will enable the human race to be better fit for survival. I was doing these ladies a favor not only by pleasuring them to a greater degree than their husbands were able to accomplish but also their husbands will now have more intelligent offspring than they would have otherwise had. They shoudl be thanking me.
Hmm . . . after reading this and several of your other blatantly self-serving little posts, I now suspect that you are suffering from serious self-delusion. All those women that you claim to have "pleasured" probably fell asleep, not from the aftermath of your pleasuring efforts, but from sheer boredom after hearing you describe your many imagined virtues ad infintem.

If fact, just reading your posts has had an ameliorating effect on my own insomnia. Praise Jesus! I just knew that if I visited LBC, I would find something to put me to sleep.

Drowsily Yours,

Handmaiden


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