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08-12-2007, 04:06 PM
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If it were up to the Liberal congress all of our children would be shirtless, greased up and on a soccer field with a bunch of homosexual eurotrash.
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Brother, let's not forget the teachers' unions. After all, they want to teach our precious children Darwinista monkey-worship and moral relativism, so can homer "sports" orgies be far behind?
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08-18-2007, 04:54 PM
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Brother, let's not forget the teachers' unions. After all, they want to teach our precious children Darwinista monkey-worship and moral relativism, so can homer "sports" orgies be far behind?
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It's not the unions that teach evolution; it's state-mandated. The unions have no control over subject matter taught in the schools.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-18-2007, 05:21 PM
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It's not the unions that teach evolution; it's state-mandated. The unions have no control over subject matter taught in the schools.
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Don't be so naive, friend. The teachers' unions are the most powerful lobbying organizations in state politics, and they have no problems getting their liberal agenda shoved through the state legislatures.
I'm a little sneaky suspicious of your username, Pentecost. You aren't one of them tongue-talking, pew-jumping, rattlesnake-kissing Pentecostals, are you?
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-18-2007, 10:20 PM
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Don't be so naive, friend. The teachers' unions are the most powerful lobbying organizations in state politics, and they have no problems getting their liberal agenda shoved through the state legislatures.
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You are right about the teacher union being extremely powerful. So much so that you have several factions of teacher unions due to people in charge abusing their power and not taking care of what they were originally created for-protecting the rights of teachers.
I've just never heard of any of the unions taking a stance on creationism vs evolution in the school. But I could be wrong. I'll ask my rep.
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08-18-2007, 11:01 PM
Am I the only one who gets scared half to DEATH every time those lezbean Williamson sisters show up on television? Like Brother Imus said, they belong on National Geographic, not NBC.
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08-20-2007, 07:12 AM
Is there anything more homosexual than golf? Why, the thought of unsaved sissified men hitting little balls into holes must anger Jesus no end!
What about golf carts? Those must be the gayest things around! REAL men would run across the course, breaking a sweat, & trampling over anyone in their way. Enjoy Hell, Arnold Palmer...
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08-20-2007, 02:01 PM
I moved the important discussion of the merits of Baptistism and the pitfalls of Pentecostalism here, so this thread can continue to focus on the very real threat of homosexuralism in sports other than the Godly sports of Baseball, American Football, college Basketball, and Nascar.
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08-20-2007, 02:18 PM
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Is there anything more homosexual than golf? Why, the thought of unsaved sissified men hitting little balls into holes must anger Jesus no end!
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And those clothes that they wear? Goodness knows -- they are HOMO if anything is!
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08-20-2007, 02:55 PM
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Is there anything more homosexual than golf? Why, the thought of unsaved sissified men hitting little balls into holes must anger Jesus no end!
What about golf carts? Those must be the gayest things around! REAL men would run across the course, breaking a sweat, & trampling over anyone in their way. Enjoy Hell, Arnold Palmer...
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And what about all the disgusting euphemisms. "Ball washer" means his "boyfriend" and GOD only knows what a "hole in one" stands for.
I think it frustrates JESUS.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
05-01-2009, 02:57 PM
This certainly looks gay:
You'd never see something like that in REAL football.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
05-10-2009, 07:59 PM
What about football? nothing as faggy as a bunch of guys grabbing and trying to tackle each other, to say nothing about their TIGHTS
Baseball is the same thing. Everyone knows they grab each other's BUTTS constantly
Its amazing how such popular things in America can be so corrupt. it just goes to show you the great lengths the devil will go to to try to trick us
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
01-10-2010, 05:45 PM
I have a question about following sports:
Boxing, is it a gay sport? I doubt so, men present their strength and compete for the title of the strongest. Modern day rules say you can only wear boxer shorts, but only to make certain the contestants do not hide armor or weapons in the clothes.
Karate / Taekwondo: Mainly a combat system based on kicks / hits. Do not mistakenly think of it as grappling on the ground. By the way the reason why grappling / wrestling does not use cloth: You can grab them easily and throw your opponent down.
Table tennis. I like table tennis. Like passing a baseball to each other but a much smaller version and good if you don't have much space.
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01-10-2010, 06:09 PM
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Boxing, is it a gay sport? I doubt so, men present their strength and compete for the title of the strongest.
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Two scantily clad sweaty men trying to dominate eachother. If one man wants a time-out, he will hug the dominant man.
Nope, nothing gay about that........
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Table tennis. I like table tennis.
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Okay, so you have two men in shorts bent over in a "please sodomize me" position doing ping and pong and oh and ah.
Has society really been this corrupted... ?
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
01-10-2010, 06:12 PM
WRESTLING!
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
01-10-2010, 06:15 PM
ok this view is backward, i can put everything into sucha gay view as you do.
American football. Men bending over showing their butts to each other while another man grabs them firmly from behind. They run after each other like a pack of hornyl cats casing a female cat. When all is done they pile ontop of each other moaning and groaning like wild beasts... come on...
I play table tennis with Jeans and a pullover. And boxing? how gay is it to get your face beat bloody... I think gays would get another liquid on their face instead of blood...
please a serious answer
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
01-10-2010, 06:20 PM
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Where is the gayness in boxing i ask you
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
01-10-2010, 07:00 PM
For those of you confused over whether or not wrestling is gay, please see THIS thread.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
01-10-2010, 07:13 PM
Wrestling is not something a heterosexual man would do, i have to agree on that.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
01-11-2010, 12:11 AM
As I've said before, the only athletic romp I agree with with Four Square in my Fellowship Hall or maybe an occasional game of "Sword Drills".
However, Sword Drills tend to get quite heated, especially when my brother Amos is in town. He is quite a savant when it comes to locating within the Old Testament.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
01-11-2010, 03:39 PM
Everything in the world is Homersexual, debate solved.
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