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God Hates France -
06-02-2012, 02:32 AM
I have no fear that our Godly forum might be invaded by swarms of smelly french frogs, because I know they don't speak American.
God DAMN the French! Here is the first reason why: dog sex toys!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates France -
06-02-2012, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I have no fear that our Godly forum might be invaded by swarms of smelly french frogs, because I know they don't speak American.
God DAMN the French! Here is the first reason why: dog sex toys!
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French? French fries? French Poodle? We surrender?
Seems like a no brainer to me Pastor. Let's ban the pricks.
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Re: God Hates France -
06-02-2012, 08:28 AM
What do you expect from a country where the mayor of their capital city has the following credentials:
He is a socialist/commie
He is a homer
His father was an atheist
His mother was a cathlick
Everyone knows that the french (or frogs as they are known) are a smelly race. The Bible warns us about them and describes the frogs as unclean -
Revelation 16:13
And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
YIC
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: God Hates France -
06-02-2012, 10:56 PM
One way of telling who is a radical lesbian ultraliberal demon is to see if it speaks French.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates France -
06-02-2012, 11:20 PM
Mitt Romney speaks French, maybe he can talks some sense into them. Better yet, he could get Bain Capital to do a leveraged buyout (or a hostile takeover) of the place, fire all the socialists, and turn the place around.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: God Hates France -
06-02-2012, 11:34 PM
Amen, Pastor!
It's one of those things that is so incredibly obvious yet we have never said it.
God hates them so much.
I think I'll go have some freedom fries to remember how they opposed our righteous war against Saddam Hussein for attacking the USA on September 11, 2001!
Never forget!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: God Hates France -
06-03-2012, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
I think I'll go have some freedom fries to remember how they opposed our righteous war against Saddam Hussein for attacking the USA on September 11, 2001!
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They weren't ready to go to war back then, they hadn't finished issuing this book to their troops.
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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