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My name, age and location are unimportant as they only link me back to my past, sinful life. I'm here to start fresh. New.

Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. I've grown up lying to myself. Not anymore.

I'm here to be saved and hopefully through discourse and teaching on this website I will be.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

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Default Re: Hello my new friends. - 01-03-2016, 11:53 PM

A cautious welcome to you. Please look at the instructions for this forum and tell us what church you attend, how you found Jesus, and which verse of the Bible (make sure it's from the 1611 KJV) is your favorite.


And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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African Re: Hello my new friends. - 01-04-2016, 12:54 AM

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My name, age and location are unimportant as they only link me back to my past, sinful life. I'm here to start fresh. New.

Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. I've grown up lying to myself. Not anymore.

I'm here to be saved and hopefully through discourse and teaching on this website I will be.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

- ForgiveMeIveSinned
Everything matters. Hiding behind a veil of secrecy is EXACTLY what Satan does.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello my new friends. - 01-04-2016, 01:53 AM

Was your mother Jewish? I can be of assistance in regards to converting you to the only true religion


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Default Re: Hello my new friends. - 01-04-2016, 02:13 AM

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Default Re: Hello my new friends. - 01-04-2016, 03:45 AM

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My name, age and location are unimportant as they only link me back to my past, sinful life. I'm here to start fresh. New.

Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. I've grown up lying to myself. Not anymore.

I'm here to be saved and hopefully through discourse and teaching on this website I will be.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

- ForgiveMeIveSinned


Sorry, but you need to give us your name, age, hometown, and denomination. What Church were you raised in? What specific kinds of sin have you been wallowing in? Tell us now or take a hike.

Because if you're a repentant queer we can cure you through Prayer and Spiritual Treatments, at least as much as you can afford.

The deal is repentance. Without SINCERE Repentance, Salvation® is impossible.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Default Re: Hello my new friends. - 01-05-2016, 08:48 AM

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Sorry, but you need to give us your name, age, hometown, and denomination. What Church were you raised in? What specific kinds of sin have you been wallowing in? Tell us now or take a hike.

Because if you're a repentant queer we can cure you through Prayer and Spiritual Treatments, at least as much as you can afford.

The deal is repentance. Without SINCERE Repentance, Salvation® is impossible.
Truly our GOD has given Pastor Ezekiel immeasurable compassion and love for the lost. PRAISE HIS NAME.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Hello my new friends. - 01-09-2016, 02:28 PM

It seems that my outreach to this sinner has either somehow been accidentally deleted, or more disturbingly, there appears to be a rogue moderator @ work attempting to stifle the Good News by maliciously deleting the most beautifully phrased of posts (this probably hasn't affected most of u). I demand that a full inquisition is launched to bring this masked to justice
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Default Re: Hello my new friends. - 01-09-2016, 03:42 PM

Jimmy,


I nor anyone here can probably recall when anyone's posts have been censored from view. Occasionally it is necessary to <<<lies and vindictive language removed>>> when there is an obvious affront to the sanctity of the forum. In the meantime, may I suggest that you <<<gaywise activity censored>>>





COME, LORD JESUS!
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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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