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Re: Baby names? -
05-09-2019, 05:42 PM
I do wish that the man wouldn't apologize like that. We KNOW that he wouldn't have used that photo to mark any other Royal birth, because he had a chance to do so just last year. (Also, a couple of years before that, and a couple of years before that that.)
There was simply no need to use the chimpy photo before this latest royal birth because William and Kate's children are fully white. Mr. Baker knows that this royal baby is different and he chose to mark the event in a significant way.
Baker knew full well what he was doing and apologizing by saying that it was somehow not intentional is a falsehood. The Lord does not appreciate lies. He does appreciate keeping the various races of His creation clearly marked and separate, as He has chosen to illustrate through many, many Bible commands that are too numerous to enumerate here.
So, Danny Baker, in the future, Do Not Lie. You must own up to your beliefs and stand firm with them. That is certainly what a True Christian™ would do.
P.S. If the baby begins walking and climbing about in the next few days, you know fully well that the press will never be allowed to hear of it.
P.S.S. Do you think that a picture of an orangutan might have been more appropriate?
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Re: Baby names? -
05-09-2019, 06:12 PM
I'm just wondering who that couple are - the ones leaving the maternity hospital with their chimp baby. They look like QE2's late parents, but they didn't (officially) have any sons. Maybe he was kept in the attic, or put in an asylum like the Queen's first cousins Nerissa and Katherine?
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I hope that God blesses you with another twinset. My humble name suggestion would be Zeke and Elmer, or perhaps Phil (snr) and Phil (jnr) if nothing else comes to mind.
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Thank you, Brother. We already have a Zeke (Ezekiel, obviously). Sadly there is no Elmer in the KJV (1611), but Philip is a definite possibility. The trouble is, Phil the Greek is likely to stagger off on his plunge into any day now, and I would hate any suspicion to arise that we had named a child in his honor.
One thing I will not be doing again is allowing the children's brothers to have any input. Poor little Eliphelet! I still can't believe that his father allowed it.
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Re: Baby names? -
05-09-2019, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Over in England, a journalist with the BBC has been fired for something he shared, about the new royal baby. I'm surprised the old Queen didn't send him to the Tower to have his head chopped off! Below, you will see the "offensive" message that resulted in the termination of the journalist.
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I highly doubt that a fake news journalist working for a leftist propaganda network with the unbelievably cuckish name of " BBC" would dare say anything even remotely negative about a colored, ever. However, if he did, it wouldn't shock me in the least that his racist attack would take such an anti-Christian, EVILutionist form as comparing a negro to a chimp. We True Christians know that the Hamites are simply normal people who have been cursed by God to be ugly, smelly, criminals, NOT some kind of lesser evolved monkeys like all Darwinists think because they're so racist and hate-filled.
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Re: Baby names? -
05-09-2019, 08:18 PM
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Over in England, a journalist with the BBC has been fired for something he shared, about the new royal baby.
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Not so much a journalist, dear Sister Issy, more what they call a "presenter". That means he hosts the type of phone-in radio show where lunatics call up to complain that the local Indian and Chinese restaurants are serving foreign food, or that their neighbor (or his dog) is an alien.
One of my boys (Nathanael, 6, or as he insists "7 in August" ) called him up recently to point out that these so-called aliens were almost certainly demons. Nate did well to make absolutely no comment on Baker's weight or his vulgar, lower-class accent. In fact, it was all going swimmingly until Baker mispronounced hyperbole as hyper-bowl. Nate (quite reasonably and politely) corrected him and was immediately cut off. So disappointing for him.
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Re: Baby names? -
05-09-2019, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I'm just wondering who that couple are - the ones leaving the maternity hospital with their chimp baby. They look like QE2's late parents, but they didn't (officially) have any sons. Maybe he was kept in the attic, or put in an asylum like the Queen's first cousins Nerissa and Katherine?
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Goodness gracious, Sister Joanna! I had the same thought. That couple does look somewhat like King George VI & Queen Elizabeth, and I wouldn't be surprised if it IS the King & Queen, in disguise. As for the chimp baby, wasn't Princess Margaret a bit of a hand full at times? Considering how her name kept popping up in the news years ago, due to one scandal and another, I wouldn't be surprised if she was difficult from Day One and that the couple had to keep her (and themselves) under wraps from the prying cameras! A blessed day to you, Dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Baby names? -
05-10-2019, 12:52 PM
The child really does not matter. I'd call him 'It'.
While it is born to an American female, she is a lowly negress. She is married to a souless ginger.
The little bastard is so unwanted they did not give it a title. I expect to see headlines in the Sun talking about his rectal romps in the seedy back alleys of London.
Maybe it can be put to service in the military to look for land mines.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Baby names? -
05-10-2019, 01:11 PM
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Maybe it can be put to service in the military to look for land mines.
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It's in the blood - the kid's paternal grandmother was very keen on looking for landmines.
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Re: Baby names? -
05-14-2019, 10:24 PM
I don’t have any opinion about the baby born to Harry and what’s her name. I just long for days to return when names were special and oh so pretty. For instance my great great grandmother on daddy’s side was Garnet Jewel Mary Pureheart. Her sister was Chrysanthemum Rose Elizabeth Pureheart Jones. My mother’s grandmother on her father’s side was Manahawkin Hilton Esther Carrington. She was named for where she was conceived. Our maid’s name after we fired Ol Essie for stealing peanuts was Ol Hattie. Both were old. Hattie didn’t steal but she got fired for being uppity. Always trying to learn how to read.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Baby names? -
05-16-2019, 11:16 PM
I am thinking of a new name for my soon-to-be, yet belated unborn son. I am thinking: Cock
Yes, Cock Moans. Like the roster, only this little buster is determined to be late, rather than set for an early rise! One cocky little fellow.
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