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Default Re: Introduction - 04-22-2015, 08:10 PM
Westboro are horrible gay-bashers.

Any sane person that isn't far-right would be against homophobia.



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Default Re: Introduction - 04-22-2015, 08:25 PM
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By definition if you are not a True Christian™ (and you are not), you are evil (Matthew 12:30).

Perhaps no better illustration of Justice in the history of mankind can be found than that of King David’s outrage when the poor man’s lamb was taken away by the rich man (2 Samuel 12:1-14). We relate to this outrage because we are created in God's Image and so we too desire justice (Genesis 1:27; Deuteronomy 32:4). That is why Nathan told the story to David in the first place. King David recognized his own injustice in taking Uriah’s wife from him. David’s immediate repentant prayer was effective because by admitting his sin against God, he acknowledged the Righteousness of God.

Acknowledging the Righteousness of God is important for everyone to know, which is why God commissioned this event to have been recorded in His Holy Bible. It's important because it shows that while God will accept your fear and obedience, He will still kill your innocent child to make a point, so be careful and don't offend Him if you love your babies.


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-22-2015, 08:32 PM
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Westboro are horrible gay-bashers.

And that is one of the problems us true believers have with the ungodly Westboro! A true believer does not just bash the horrible gays, they bash all gays including the mediocre gays and the kinda sorta gays and the funny lookin gays. You name it! We bash em all!!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-22-2015, 08:54 PM
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And that is one of the problems us true believers have with the ungodly Westboro! A true believer does not just bash the horrible gays, they bash all gays including the mediocre gays and the kinda sorta gays and the funny lookin gays. You name it! We bash em all!!!! Praise Jesus!!!
I meant to say all gay-bashers (such as Westboro, who bashes all types of gays) are horrible.

Don't read my post like a robot would either. It only makes sense if a person reads it.

Btw, there are excellent gays and godly gays.
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-22-2015, 09:06 PM
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Btw, there are excellent gays and godly gays.
Wrong again, heathen. All queers are despised by God and are "worthy of death."

Stop trying to put words in God's Holy mouth.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-22-2015, 09:11 PM
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I meant to say all gay-bashers (such as Westboro, who bashes all types of gays) are horrible.
Scriptural citation?

Yes, SOME people who bash gays also happen to be horrible, such as Mooslims. They bash gays but they also bash some rather tall buildings in God's favorite country.

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Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-24-2015, 01:25 AM
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I meant to say all gay-bashers (such as Westboro, who bashes all types of gays) are horrible.
Why? God tells us that He hates all kinds of gays:


Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

Please, explain to me (I'm just a feeble-minded female who cannot understand complex things), why is it horrible to feel the same feeling towards gays that God clearly feels?

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God doesn't think so - why should I disagree with Him?

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If only that were true.

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Well, sweetie, if following the Holy Will of our One and Only True makes me a fundie, then I am proud to be a fundie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

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When you say "gay" you must be talking about homosexuals. These fundies may have pure motives or not. I have no idea what a fundie is, but I will tell you this: We are Christians at my church and we bash homosexuals all the time. Also, even the heathen Muslims bash, gouge, burn and otherwise punish the homosexuals. Lots of people bash homosexuals. That means you are wrong.

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Default Re: Introduction - 05-11-2015, 03:30 AM
Fundies are conceited and arrogant right-wing piffleheads that want to turn glorious America into a theocracy.
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Default Re: Introduction - 05-11-2015, 03:36 AM
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Fundies are conceited and arrogant right-wing piffleheads that want to turn glorious America into a theocracy.
Do you have any scriptural support for that?

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