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Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-16-2016, 01:39 PM
Creflo Dollar is now asking for more than a luxury airliner.
Now the uppity nigra is expecting his followers to help him obtain a spacecraft to take the Great Commission (Matthew 28:16-20) to other planets.
We have been donating feverishly to make sure our pastor has the BEST, BIGGEST, and FASTEST aircraft possible. Should we take it a step further, beloved of the LORD? Is it time for Landover to build a Launchpad near the Flint International Private Airstrip?
We can't have Dollar outdoing us but in his uppity way he is determined to try. Let's show him what GOD can do! Pray with me now and reach deep into your purse IMMEDIATELY to fund the purchase of a space shuttle - a shuttle for JESUS.
Father God, we just come to You in Jesus Name and Father God, we just ask you to hinder the efforts of Creflo Dollar, Father God. We know that Landover Baptist Church is Your favorite congregation with your favorite pastors, Father God. We just pray that you will move on the hearts of the faithful who have already given millions of dollars to fund the purchase of an aircraft to give still more - perhaps triple what they have already given! Father God, there is no reason that our pastor can't have both! There is no reason why we could not purchase a spacecraft that will also carry a smaller craft for excursions to each planet, Father God, to fulfill your wish that we go into ALL the world, of which our universe is part, to spread the truth of Christ's redemption for sinners. Father God, we just love and praise You for answered prayer right now and we expect a miracle, for nothing less will do. AMEN and AMEN.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-16-2016, 03:16 PM
Thank you, Brother Larry, for bringing this important matter to the rest of in the congregation. This is a terrible development.
Creflo Dollar has one thing on his mind, destruction of Landover Baptist Church. He has been intent of having bigger aircraft, bigger crowds and a bigger income than our Pastor Zeke. We need to redouble our efforts to purchase the Airbus for Pastor Zeke and leave Creflo Dollar in our dust.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-16-2016, 03:27 PM
I can't wait for God to bounce that uppity Creflo Dollar right back down off the ceiling of the Firmament!
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-16-2016, 06:54 PM
What kind of a name is Creflo Dollar, especially for a supposed man of God? It makes him sound like a member of the 2 Live Crew. These ostentatious Negroes give themselves away with their ridiculous names and blinged-out getups. They really are little more than rappers in robes. If you want to see a no-nonsense black preacher bursting with the Holy Ghost and speaking only the truth, look no further than Pastor James David Manning, perhaps the second-Godliest man in New York City.
One thing I don't understand: if blacks are so easily mesmerized by shiny coins, why aren't more of them voting for Trump?
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-16-2016, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
What kind of a name is Creflo Dollar...
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Sister, there's something about the name Creflo (which is NOT a Christian name) that just looks strange. Is it the juxtaposition of the F and the L, which reminds one of Teflon?
There's nothing wrong with Dollar, obviously.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-16-2016, 10:19 PM
And here I thought this was some kind of investment advice - like Bitcoin, the Euro, Gold, Silver, or the "Creflo Dollar". We're all looking to preserve our net worth from Obamanomics, and Janet Yellen and her "quantitative easing" at the Fed.
Jesus once drove the money changers from the temple (Matthew 21:11-13) - and you wait, God will punish this shuck jiving nigra Creflo for taking from the mouth of the Sweet Baby Jesus.
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-16-2016, 10:33 PM
This Creflo Dollar man is unsaved and cynically using Jesus to make filthy money. His latest ploy seems to be jumping on the space rocket craze. This idea of spacemen flying around in rocket ships has been promoted by the godless Federal Government and others of their ilk for more than 50 years and, no matter how often these bizarre claims are refuted, they just won't give up. The idea of Buck Rogers and Creflo Dollar zipping around outer space in flying saucers and rocket ships is absurd. The thieves of the government have diverted so many billions of dollars that this trick has evidently caught the attention of false Christians and religious charlatans now and they will be making the same ridiculous claims. They will have to go a long way to fool Alvin Moss with this nonsense.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-26-2016, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Thank you, Brother Larry, for bringing this important matter to the rest of in the congregation. This is a terrible development.
Creflo Dollar has one thing on his mind, destruction of Landover Baptist Church. He has been intent of having bigger aircraft, bigger crowds and a bigger income than our Pastor Zeke. We need to redouble our efforts to purchase the Airbus for Pastor Zeke and leave Creflo Dollar in our dust.
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Hi JJ:
Are you absolutely set on the Airbus? I have a client trying to sell his modified Antonov-An-225-Mriya. It's Russian built but has been completely - and I mean TOTALLY - rebuilt by a couple of American engineers who are also pilots based in Wichita, KS. Here's a photo of the exterior, which can be painted as you and your pastor would like:
Among the amenities included on the interior: - Solid gold toilet fixtures
- 50 seat theatre
- accommodations for up to 75 guests
- Fully outfitted master suite with shower, massage table, lock with biometric security features, 150" TV
- Recording studio with radio/satellite/digital capabilities
- Servant's quarters
- wet bar stocked with top shelf items
- Hack-proof computer technology including JesOS capabilities
- State of the art sound system
- All trimmings are made from the finest olive wood direct from the Holy Land, with attractive mahogany infused for effect
- capable of long distance flight with minimal refueling
- Signal jamming capabilities (if you need to stop another plane's communications ability)
Because the owner wants to get rid of it (he's had another smaller plane manufactured which is more suited for his needs), this plane is a steal at $10,000.00 USD. Even better: Tax exemptions will naturally apply since this will be used for church purposes.
Discuss it with your pastor if you need to (and I can arrange a test flight and FULL inspection - but the plane has just been inspected by top notch mechanics and passed 100%). This means the monies already collected for purchase of the Airbus could be put in LBC coffers for future use (or switched into the account of the pastor for personal expenses - I can help with the legalities of that).
There are three other potential buyers, so act fast.
Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-26-2016, 05:01 PM
There is only one operational AN-225 in the entire world, and I don't think the commies are going to give it up. Methinks the joo lawyer is trying to pull a fast one.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-26-2016, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers
There is only one operational AN-225 in the entire world, and I don't think the commies are going to give it up. Methinks the joo lawyer is trying to pull a fast one.
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Brock,
I can verify through my reseach that the plane exists and is for sale. It doesn't belong to a communist and after the mods it is fully American.
One can say a lot of things about Michael Hezekiah, but he isn't a swindler. And that's a True Christian™ opinion.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-27-2016, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers
There is only one operational AN-225 in the entire world, and I don't think the commies are going to give it up. Methinks the joo lawyer is trying to pull a fast one.
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Hmmm. On the outside it says that it´s a cargo transporter. That doesn´t seem like a luxurious ride. Then we have the price: The value of the gold in the solid gold toilet fixtures is probably more. It would in that case make more sense to melt just that, sell the gold and be done with it. This surely raises my eyebrow. Nevertheless, if Larry says it´s ok, it probably is.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-27-2016, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Hmmm. On the outside it says that it´s a cargo transporter. That doesn´t seem like a luxurious ride. Then we have the price: The value of the gold in the solid gold toilet fixtures is probably more. It would in that case make more sense to melt just that, sell the gold and be done with it. This surely raises my eyebrow. Nevertheless, if Larry says it´s ok, it probably is.
Kind regards,
Roland
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There is a very good reason for the current markings on the plane. The owner wanted privacy - kind of hard to do when you land in this plane. So he started the story around that he had a smaller airplane (he didn't). Folks would see this and think, "That's not him - it's a cargo transport <sigh>" and leave him alone. The church could paint it with any kind of logo or perhaps a picture of Pastor looking down on the world as he rises above them.
This would give Pastor what he wants. An airplane and lots of money collected that he can use for more trips to hire houseboys or to save souls, whichever he deems most necessary. I don't understand why more people aren't jumping on this before it is sold.
Or, do we let Creflo Dollar win again?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-28-2016, 04:25 AM
Landover Launchpad...has a nice ring to it! I will pray very well today, and help make it happen!
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-28-2016, 01:16 PM
You snooze, you lose.
The airplane sold yesterday for $9000 since the owner was ready to get rid of it. Want to know who purchased it?
CREFLO DOLLAR. The mechanics performing the pre-sale inspection rated the airplane as in impeccable condition. Creflo is having his face painted on the fuselage and will start using the plane as early as next week.
Something tells me your pastor isn't going to be terribly pleased about that.
I hear Mr. Dollar is also within a million dollars of having his own spacecraft. One of my attorney friends is perusing the sales documents to be sure Dollar isn't buying a lemon.
You can't say I didn't try to help.
OH - Creflo is using the money he saved to buy a new Bentley and Bugatti to put in the new 18 car garage he built at his estate. His staff makes things happen.
A half truth is a whole lie.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
09-28-2016, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Jesus once drove the money changers from the temple (Matthew 21:11-13) - and you wait, God will punish this shuck jiving nigra Creflo for taking from the mouth of the Sweet Baby Jesus.
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Oh boy, I can't wait! It will be a pure joy to watch Jesus slap that smug look off his uppity face. I'm guessing that plane is infested with gay, commie demons who will get up into every orifice Creflo has, clean or dirty, pitch stakes and live there, reproduce demon offspring (or invite more, whatever they do to increase), and turn him into such a raging homo even his family won't recognize him!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
11-04-2016, 02:40 AM
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It's Russian built
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...generator.html
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Designed and built in Ukraine..
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The Ukrainian-built Antonov An-225 Mriya aircraft..
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
07-07-2022, 03:15 AM
Creflo Dollar is a crafty competitor of Landover Baptist. He watches Pastor Zeke carefully and tries to best him at every turn.
Creflo's most recent tactic is to imply Pastor Zeke is out after people's money but he, Creflo, has lost interest in getting richer. In his sermon he said he has been wrong all along about Old Testament tithing. People should, he claims, disregard everything he said in the past about paying for his airplanes through tithing.
Such a petty game Creflo is playing. Pastor Zeke has a bigger airplane and needs money to save souls. We need to dig deeper to pay for this. We need to compensate Pastor Zeke for his work bring people to Jesus. Creflo Dollar has some trick in mind, but it will not work.
Televangelist Creflo Dollar says tithing teachings ‘not correct' | Church & Ministries News (christianpost.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
07-07-2022, 05:39 AM
Creflo is pulling up the drawbridge too early. Tithing is still going to be viable for several years. When it no longer serves its purpose, it will be a simple pivot to humility in service, good deeds, work camps, yada yada, etc.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
07-07-2022, 06:24 AM
That's it. I've had enough of that boy Creflo. We need to drive a nail in his coffin once and for all. On Judgment Day, do you want to explain to Jesus why you didn't donate and let a black man save more souls than Pastor Zeke? I sure don't.
It's time to think big for Pastor Ezekiel's private spacecraft.
Impossibe? No. Nothing is impossible when you have the Lord and the generous donors of the Landover Baptist Church on your side.
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Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq
I hear Mr. Dollar is also within a million dollars of having his own spacecraft. One of my attorney friends is perusing the sales documents to be sure Dollar isn't buying a lemon.
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In Pastor Dollar's case, the correct word is watermelon.
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Re: Creflo Dollar is at it AGAIN! This is URGENT. -
07-07-2022, 08:47 AM
One day when Heaven was filled with His praises
One day when sin was as black as could be
Jesus came forth to be born of a virgin
Dwelt among men, my example is HeLiving, He loved me
Dying, He saved me
Buried, He carried my sins far away
Rising, He justified freely forever
One day He's coming
Oh glorious day. I don't know much about Creflo Dollar and will not be listening to one of his sermons because if what he preaches differs from Christ's teaching then he does not have an anointing. The line I've highlighted in this lovely old hymn follows the example Jesus provided when He overturned The Law, not in any sense meaning that it no longer applies (murder is still not permitted, for instance) but the principle giving rise to The Law (The 10 Commandments, say) is available directly to every Christian, internally, like an extra organ others do not have.
John 13:15 [Jesus speaking] For I have given you an example, that ye should do as I have done to you. It is true that tithing is a thing but since this Dollar character has dismissed that idea, and whether one tithes a specific amount or not, the real question here addresses the residue. The money left over after any tithing is taken out. It's not a matter of Law, it's an example to follow, Christ's example, the Principal behind The Law acting directly.
I Peter 2:21 For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps
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