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Exclamation Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-27-2020, 01:43 AM

Hello everyone! I used to lurk on here under the username Fritzy, then someone changed it to Ditzy, which was pretty funny and surprisingly endearing!

If you don't remember me; hi! It's nice to meet you! You can call me Fritz!


I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing. I forgot my old password and sadly don't have my 'whiny little brat' title anymore :'(


I'm not interested in converting, and I'm genuinely not here to cause any trouble, I'm just pretty intrigued by what goes on around here. It's very bizarre and amusing!


As I said before in my original introduction, I believe in kindness! If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you! <3


Favorite bible quote here!
"I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26


Anyways, I hope you have a good day!
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I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing.
Children read this forum! We don't want to hear about sexual perversions, and if you're committing vile sexual acts while using this Godly forum, we most certainly don't want to hear about it! Jesus must be in shock right now!


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-27-2020, 04:27 AM

Hello Ditzy, and back!


Did you finally decide to accept Jesus into your dark ugly heart?
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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-27-2020, 05:43 AM

No, I don't remember you.
Tell me..to do vibing do you need a vibator?


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-27-2020, 11:05 AM

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Ah! You misunderstand me. 'Vibe' and 'Vibing' is a new slang word, it means 'To chill, be at peace, & let life do it's thing.'Sorry for that miscommunication! I should have used better wording, it was unfair of me to assume you all understood younger dialect.
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Exclamation Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-27-2020, 11:10 AM

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Did you finally decide to accept Jesus into your dark ugly heart?
Sorry to disappoint, but I believe I haven't? I was never interested in converting or adopting any religious mantra, sorry! Despite this, I hope you have a lovely day!
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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-27-2020, 01:18 PM

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Ah! You misunderstand me. 'Vibe' and 'Vibing' is a new slang word, it means 'To chill, be at peace, & let life do it's thing.'Sorry for that miscommunication! I should have used better wording, it was unfair of me to assume you all understood younger dialect.

Ah..so a new word for being too lazy to occasionally wash. We called your sort "hippies" back in my day. I thought they were mostly extinct.


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-27-2020, 03:09 PM

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Hello everyone! I used to lurk on here under the username Fritzy, then someone changed it to Ditzy ... I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing ... I'm not interested in converting ...

Favorite bible quote here!
"I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26
Dear Miss Fritzensteine: To you, I extend a warm I do seem to recall (vaguely) your earlier visits to . Are you not an artist, of sorts? I seem to recall a Miss Ditzy offering some distractions "art", and possibly some so-called poetry. Perhaps I am confusing you with one of our many other visitors who are in need of the of to wash them from their disgusting sins.

And, that brings me to your statement about how you do not wish to convert. Well, if that is your decision, then you shall have nobody to blame (other than you -- yourself!) when you hear the declaring these terrible words: "Go to , Miss Fritzensteine -- and stay there FOREVER!"

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".

Now, then, as for your "feel good" bit of Holy Scripture, I must remind you that such verses pertain to those who are serving the Almighty, such as servants here at . Please do not fool yourself into thinking that deviants and unsaved trash can "cash in". The only person you will be fooling is Miss Fritzensteine, as you shall surely find on that great and terrible Day of Judgment. You might wish to think carefully of this:

Isaiah 1:30,31:
30 For ye shall be as an oak whose leaf fadeth, and as a garden that hath no water.
31 And the strong shall be as tow, and the maker of it as a spark, and they shall both burn together, and none shall quench them.

Lastly, if you have not yet been reading the blessed , then this is the perfect time to start. I do hope that we shall see an interest from you in learning more about the teachings of the , and of your dire need of repentance and salvation.

Sincerely, Isabella W.




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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-28-2020, 12:57 AM

Yep, that's correct! I can't even remember what I wrote, haha, but I mostly draw and illustrate! Thank you for your kindness despite our differences.
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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-28-2020, 09:49 PM

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Yep, that's correct! I can't even remember what I wrote, haha, but I mostly draw and illustrate! Thank you for your kindness despite our differences.
Oh, you are most welcome, Miss Fritzensteine. I do so hope that you will feel to ask questions of 's servants. We love nothing more than to help lost bound newcomers (such as yourself) find themselves drenched in the precious of the .

Please do not be shy about searching our other forums on this interwebs device. We have many interesting ly discussions that will be of interest to you.

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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-28-2020, 10:39 PM

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Hello everyone! I used to lurk on here under the username Fritzy, then someone changed it to Ditzy, which was pretty funny and surprisingly endearing!

If you don't remember me; hi! It's nice to meet you! You can call me Fritz!


I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing. I forgot my old password and sadly don't have my 'whiny little brat' title anymore :'(


I'm not interested in converting, and I'm genuinely not here to cause any trouble, I'm just pretty intrigued by what goes on around here. It's very bizarre and amusing!


As I said before in my original introduction, I believe in kindness! If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you! <3


Favorite bible quote here!
"I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26


Anyways, I hope you have a good day!
Why not join us?


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 12:51 AM

Can someone remind me how much I hate Ditzy? I forgot.


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 02:32 AM

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Can someone remind me how much I hate Ditzy? I forgot.
I've known her for a day and I already hate her a great deal (Proverbs 8:13). Therefore your hatred of Ditzy must be several orders of magnitude more that that. Praise Jesus for such righteous hate!


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 09:51 AM

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I can't remember this person either, Brother Cranky. But just take a look at this:
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As I said before in my original introduction, I believe in kindness! If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you! <3
This illustrates the entirely unbiblical tit-for-tat approach so very typical of today's whiny, self-obsessed generation.


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 11:17 AM

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Exclamation Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 11:28 AM

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Why not join us?
I apologize, but I'm not looking to change my religious or moral outlooks at this time. I don't plan on doing so in the future either.
I'm happy with myself and my beliefs; I'm not hurting anyone, and I'm doing my best every day. I think that's all that matters! I plan to enjoy this Earth as long as I'm on it, and whatever comes after death will be a brand new experience I can look forward to when it gets here.


There's a quote from one of my favorite pieces of media, a podcast called Welcome to Night Vale, and I think it does a better job of explaining it than my own ramblings do!



“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present.”


Thanks for the question, I hope you have a lovely day!


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I've known her for a day and I already hate her a great deal
That's okay, I can't please everyone and that's perfectly fine!


I hope one day you can change your opinion of me, but as long as you're satisfied with yourself and your beliefs, that's okay with me! Despite our differences, I hope you both have a great day!


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 07:58 PM

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I apologize, but I'm not looking to change my religious or moral outlooks at this time.
You've mistaken God's Favorite Forum for some internet Rest Stop, dear. This is not appropriate. This is not the place to stop in for a "quickie" like the homers do, hoping no one they know sees and recognizes them in the dark, moist corners of the rest stop, bent over and grabbing their ankles for the nearest homer to come and service them quickly, quietly, forcefully, humiliatingly. If you're looking for spiritual homer trysts, this isn't the place and I would advise you to move along, dear.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 08:03 PM

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I apologize, but I'm not looking to change my religious or moral outlooks at this time. I don't plan on doing so in the future either.
The word "science" is not helpful. It isn't a thing in the way that "geography" is a thing unless applied to "understanding" more broadly, as Ashpenaz appreciated the term:
Daniel 1:1-5 excerpt
3a And the king spake unto Ashpenaz the master of his eunuchs,
3b that he should bring certain of the children of Israel,
3c and of the king's seed, and of the princes;
4a Children in whom was no blemish, but well favoured,
4b and skilful in all wisdom,
4c and cunning in knowledge,
4d and understanding science,
4e and such as had ability in them to stand in the king's palace etc.
Perhaps "understanding" would suffice. But in "science" a specific type of understanding is inferred. It is however a word that's frequently misused and so-called scientific investigations are dragged in to contradict God in ways that Daniel would never have countenanced. God never changes. God is unique in this respect. When you say you're not intending to change in the present, not intending to change in the future, not intending to change at all in other words, you are claiming something unique to God.
Malachi 2:17 – 3:9 excerpt
17a..Ye have wearied the LORD with your words.
17b..Yet ye say, Wherein have we wearied him?
17c..When ye say, Every one that doeth evil is good in the sight of the LORD
3:1a
Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me
..5a
And I will come near to you to judgment;
..5b and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers,
..5c and against the adulterers,
..5d and against false swearers,
..5e and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless,
..5f and that turn aside the stranger from his right,
..5g and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.
..6a For I am the LORD, I change not etc.
How cosmologists or astrophysicists describe the universe is changing all the time. They say it's doing this or that and coming up with gaps in their model which they then announce as new discoveries precisely equal to the gap they've just identified! They might as well say that the universe is an interference pattern resulting from two other universes interacting in an arena they're unable to observe with features such as positive and negative charges or magnetic polarity being peaks and troughs in the pattern (there'd need to be a symmetrical group of such features no doubt - let's face it: anything goes) and immediately you've solved the problem of dark energy. It's just the other universes attempting to occupy the same space at the same time and moving through one another. Obviously the interference pattern will be dynamic and appear to change its dimensions, from our point of view, and what we call space & time simply some sort of artefact deriving from our system of co-ordinates. No room for God.

And yet God used Daniel. Daniel's circumstances changed, one day the burning fiery furnace, another the the den of lions. King Nebuchadnezzar's circumstances changed too, from mighty king to crawling around in the dirt eating grass. He tells us this himself. Through all these vicissitudes only one standard remained firm. God's standard. Understanding that standard is the key to knowledge: what agrees with it is true; what disagrees with it is false.

Which category would you say your claims come into?





1. Daniel 3:1-29
2. Daniel 6:1-23
3. Daniel 4:1-34
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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 08:05 PM

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This is not the place to stop in for a "quickie" like the homers do,
I think you misunderstand my intentions of being here?


I've not come here for religious fulfillment in any caliber, whether it be a wayward prayer or full-blown converting. So...
I'm not sure what you're trying to convey with your analogy?


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