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Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-23-2019, 06:23 AM
Dear Brother in Christ,
It must be a source of constant Joy to you to have your Birthday so close to Jesus's and you lifetime and its End so close to Jesus's Second Coming and his smiting of the billions of sinners!
Revelation 19:21
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Exciting times ahead! May we meet next year in Heaven!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-23-2019, 06:29 AM
Yes, Mr. Machine. I am wishing you a very nice birthday, yes! I am hoping that I am not offending you with my wishes but I am thinking that it is very nice that we are visiting this nice forum on the same day, yes. I am thinking that it is good karma and that you are going to be having a nice year. Yes.
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-23-2019, 06:57 PM
Thank you Dr. White, and young Harsha.
I would like to remind everybody that, just because my birthday is close to Christmas, that doesn't mean it's OK to combine the two events and only get me one present.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-23-2019, 08:02 PM
Brother Faith_Machine, we are all praying for you on your birthday and hope that you enjoy this year's set of hand-drawn Bible illustrations that the younger children made especially for you. Apparently Deuteronomy was a lot more fun to draw than Numbers.
I hope to see you at the Right Hand of Our Lord before they address their artistic talents to the Book of Joshua.
Yours in True Christian™ love,
Joanna
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-23-2019, 09:53 PM
Oh, my! A birthday that is so close to the birth of our beloved and is truly a blessed occasion. May I take this opportunity to wish you the most happiest of birthdays, dear Brother Faith. I do so hope that my cake will be most fitting for your joyous day.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-24-2019, 02:46 AM
Greetings!
And felicitations on your birthday! I am rolling a large spliff which I will shortly smoke to honor you on this most glorious occasion. How old are you today?
Jah Guide!
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-24-2019, 04:46 AM
Please don't.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-27-2019, 05:44 PM
A happy belated birthday to you, Brother! You are indeed a Machine of Faith! And, despite your avatar picture, you're not gay thank God, because those people are everywhere.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-27-2019, 08:45 PM
Thank you. Definitely not gay.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-29-2019, 03:49 AM
Happy Belated Birthday Faith Machine..
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-29-2019, 07:32 PM
Happy belated birthday Mister Faith Machine. May you have had a blessed birthday and that you will have a happy 2020 ahead of you. I’m not sure if anyone has offered so I thought I would out of kindness and Christian grace. If you want, I’d be willing to host a belated birthday party at my house for you. I’m sure my Pa would be okay with it.
Yours in Christ,
Maxine Levantine
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-30-2019, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231
Happy belated birthday Mister Faith Machine. May you have had a blessed birthday and that you will have a happy 2020 ahead of you. I’m not sure if anyone has offered so I thought I would out of kindness and Christian grace. If you want, I’d be willing to host a belated birthday party at my house for you. I’m sure my Pa would be okay with it.
Yours in Christ,
Maxine Levantine
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correct me if im wrong but aren't you 18 now? Your signature is still saying 17.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-30-2019, 10:07 PM
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correct me if im wrong but aren't you 18 now? Your signature is still saying 17.
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Only 18?
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-31-2019, 12:16 AM
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birthday party at my house for you. I’m sure my Pa would be okay with it.
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Faith Machine has just recently confirmed again that he is not gay. Not even for your pa.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-31-2019, 07:32 AM
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correct me if im wrong but aren't you 18 now? Your signature is still saying 17.
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Only 18?
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She's been 17 for two? Three years now? Something like that. Must be some sort of a miracle.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine! -
12-31-2019, 11:16 PM
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She's been 17 for two? Three years now? Something like that. Must be some sort of a miracle.
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so She's like 19 or 20? Interesting.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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