Al Gore's druggie kid locked up!

Virginia Day Templeton · **Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-04-2007, 07:25 PM

THIS is just making me giddy.

As if Brother Libby's freedom wasn't glorious enough, now a real criminal has been locked in the smelly jail where he belongs, and there's not a damn thing has commie dad can do about it!

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Al Gore's son arrested on drug suspicion

LAGUNA NIGUEL, Calif. - Al Gore's son was arrested early Wednesday on suspicion of possessing marijuana and prescription drugs after deputies pulled him over for speeding, authorities said.

Al Gore III, 24, was driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over at about 2:15 a.m., Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino said.

The deputies said they smelled marijuana and searched the car, Amormino said. They found less than an ounce of marijuana along with Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall, which is used for attention deficit disorder, he said.

"He does not have a prescription for any of those drugs," Amormino said.

Gore was being held in the men's central jail in Santa Ana on $20,000 bail.

Kalee Kreider, a spokeswoman for his parents, did not immediately return phone messages to The Associated Press on Wednesday.

The son of the former vice president and Democratic presidential nominee also was pulled over and arrested for pot possession in December 2003, in Bethesda, Md., while he was a student at Harvard University.

He completed substance abuse counseling as part of a pretrial diversion program to settle those charges.

The youngest of Al and Tipper Gore's four children and their only son, Gore lives in Los Angeles and is an associate publisher of GOOD, a magazine about philanthropy aimed at young people.

I'll be praying that he gets 25 years and comes home with a size eleven poopchute. Maybe then his pop will realize he's a disgrace to America and stick his head in a (low-carbon emission) oven for the good of humanity and God.

Praise Jesus.

SUV · 08:23 PM

Why, oh why, can't this Demon Seed be as Decent and Godly as the Precious Bush Twins? I'll tell you why! He's....a....libberAL!!!

Look what the libberALs are up to now. They're ALL just so jealous of the entire First Family!

Look at that, smarty-pants-whoever-did-this-Abomination! Can't even tell Jenna from Barbara!

Pastor Ezekiel · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-04-2007, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SUV

Why, oh why, can't this Demon Seed be as Decent and Godly as the Precious Bush Twins? I'll tell you why! He's....a....libberAL!!!

Look what the libberALs are up to now. They're ALL just so jealous of the entire First Family!

Well now that just goes to show you how the joo-controlled media crams lies down the public's throat.

I happen to know for a fact that Jeb Jr.'s charges were reduced to a single count of indecent exposure.

Rachael Van Helsing · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-05-2007, 01:16 AM

I'd say young Gore's offense pales in comparison with what those Bushes are up to.

H. Montague Worthington · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-05-2007, 02:44 PM

Well, I think we're not hearing the whole story. It's obvious that the liberal media would cover up for anyone related to Al Gore, that's why we haven't heard ANYTHING about Tipper's murder sprees, the Gore girls' fetus eating contests, or Al Gore Junior's drug pushing and pedophilia at Christian elementary schools. Why was he driving so fast? Was he trying to escape the scene of a robbery? A murder?

And another thing... what kind of car was he REALLY driving, a Hummer dragging flattened pedestrians? Everyone knows that a Toyota Prius can't reach 100 miles per hour!!

Brother V · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-05-2007, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

And another thing... what kind of car was he REALLY driving?

With all the pot and drugs in it, it was a

HIGH-brid.

Unsaved and Loving It · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-06-2007, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother V

With all the pot and drugs in it, it was a

HIGH-brid.

*crowd sleeps peacefully, and crickets point and laugh at failed comedy attempt*

H. Montague Worthington · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-09-2007, 09:50 PM

You can bet that if Al Gore was in the White House, this kid would be pardoned already and back speeding down the freeways popping pills again!!

The next step is to try him for treason (for having a father that ran against Our Godly Leader) and attempted murder (for driving too fast), ship him off to Guantanamo, and let the guy with the electrodes do his thing. Maybe then he'll talk, and expose the crimes that his father is surely guilty of!!

Arethusa · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-10-2007, 01:33 AM

I was hoping to read about some hard drugs here. Maybe open sores on his hands from shooting up heroin. All he had was weed and ADD drugs? Lame. At least this may prevent Gore from running for President.

Pastor Ezekiel · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-10-2007, 01:04 PM

And to add an even more bizzarre twist, apparantly the drunken Irish actually gamble on the arrests of the Gore family.

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Irish Bookie Loses on the Wrong Al Gore

Ireland's top bookmaker, Paddy Power PLC, paid out more than $13,500 on Friday to people who bet that Al Gore would be arrested. Trouble was, the company neglected to specify which one.

The former U.S. vice president and global-warming activist was rated as a 14-to-1 outsider in a list of American celebrities likely to be arrested next. On Wednesday _ the day after the betting went live on Paddy Power's Web site _ Gore's 24-year-old son, Al Gore III, was arrested and charged with illegally possessing marijuana and prescription drugs.

The bet in question listed publicity hound Paris Hilton as the favorite on 2-to-1 odds, based on her recent spell in a Los Angeles jail. Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates came a distant 50 to 1.

On Friday, Paddy Power had switched its celebrity betting back solely onto Hilton's likely 2007 fortunes. She merited a 5-to-4 chance of ending up in a rehabilitation clinic by the end of the year, while a return to jail was rated at 10 to 1. Appearing in an episode of "Prison Break" was 25 to 1, becoming Calvin Klein's new face for the perfume "Escape" 40 to 1, and releasing a cover of Elvis' "Jailhouse Rock" 66 to 1.

Don't they have anything better to do with their time?

H. Montague Worthington · 03:31 PM

I'd put my money on Osama Obama to be arrested next. He admitted in his book that he's a cocaine junkie. I think his "presidential campaign" is probably nothing more than a diversion to distract authorities from his multi-billion dollar drug pushing and pie theft empire!

Brother Temperance · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-10-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

And to add an even more bizzarre twist, apparantly the drunken Irish actually gamble on the arrests of the Gore family.

Don't they have anything better to do with their time?

If it keeps them from kneecapping people and trying to blow up Thatcher, then I'm all for it.

Unsaved and Loving It · **Re: Al Gore's druggie kid locked up! -** 07-10-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

I'd put my money on Osama Obama to be arrested next. He admitted in his book that he's a cocaine junkie. I think his "presidential campaign" is probably nothing more than a diversion to distract authorities from his multi-billion dollar drug pushing and pie theft empire!

Well, then why haven't the DoF used their "immeasurable and godly" influence to shut it down?