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Default Re: My introduction - 07-03-2021, 11:23 AM
We must write a New Bible
I start


In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

the next person will write next verse


It's a fun activity!

Can God move unmovable stone?
Yes, because he is GOD
The GOD ITSELF is a unmovable stone,
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Default Re: My introduction - 07-03-2021, 01:32 PM
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It's a fun activity!
No it's not. There's nothing wrong with the current one which has the benefit of being complete. Other extempore attempts at new material had catastrophic outcomes (just look around) almost universally. Perhaps there's one done last week out there that hasn't had time to affect anything yet but the track record is abysmal by any standard..

What has this to do with Alyssa's introduction?
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Default Re: My introduction - 07-03-2021, 01:48 PM
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What has this to do with Alyssa's introduction?
It's just more attention-seeking, Sister. May I recommend the use of the "shun" button?

Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Default Re: My introduction - 07-03-2021, 01:58 PM
oh .. is this a repeat performance?
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Default Re: My introduction - 07-13-2021, 05:05 AM
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Good morning to everybody

My name is Alyssa I'm 18 years old, from a small town near to Detroit, attending to a small baptist church near to my home, I am a devout Christian, giving my soul and every part of me to our LORD, I'm a goth, I am here to go my way to please and worship our lord, I've been a sinner, Our Lord changed my life, and showed me the way I should follow, from that moment I am a new person.


Thank you so much for accepting me, i know here i will find the help i need To continue in the way of our LORD.




Ephesians 5:18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit
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-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Default Re: My introduction - 07-16-2021, 04:06 AM
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I don't see how smoking cloves and hanging around in nightclubs is going to help you find a husband.



Oh, it won't.



I was once there, but I've been in rehab for UnClean thoughts for 2 yrs now... it can get better
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