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Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 02:48 AM
There is speculation a fire in the famous Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris was an accident caused by workmen doing repairs. Forget that. We know atheists from Hitler and Stalin have tried to destroy Christianity since day one. Investigators should simply face this truth and get on with the prosecution.
https://news.yahoo.com/notre-dame-ca...1&noRedirect=1
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 02:55 AM
Look! Our President made a suggestion, and the French are so humbled by his suggestion! Those stupid people...they have no idea how to put out a fire!
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 04:42 AM
First of all, God and God only is responsible for the fire.
Now, while God is responsible for the fire, some human must have started it, and for that I'd blame Catholic priests. They probably had a wild orgy (maybe celebrating someone's birthday or something) they were smoking marijuana, and that started the fire.
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 05:17 PM
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First of all, God and God only is responsible for the fire.
Now, while God is responsible for the fire, some human must have started it, and for that I'd blame Catholic priests. They probably had a wild orgy (maybe celebrating someone's birthday or something) they were smoking marijuana, and that started the fire.
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Yes to all of that, dear Sister Basilissa. And they probably lit up some incense and swished it around to cover up the smoke of that marijuana. And who knows whether it was the marijuana or the incense (or both) that caught their girly dresses and high hats on fire? A blessed day to you, Dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 06:44 PM
Allow me to clarify for the exceptionally stupid.
"Atheists and blasphemers, for example, the Pope"
NOT "Atheists and blasphemers approve and support the Pope"
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 07:47 PM
What is quite interesting is:
(1) The Frenchies currently suspect (or claim to suspect, you never can tell with people like that) that this fire, which has caused a fair old bit of damage, may have been caused by restoration work.
(2) Their master plan to solve the problem is to engage in further restoration work.
Even my children and I think that (2) seems like a pretty silly idea. My husband just rolled his eyes and said "What else would you expect of the Frogs? And who cares?"
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-24-2019, 02:55 AM
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Look! Our President made a suggestion, and the French are so humbled by his suggestion! Those stupid people...they have no idea how to put out a fire!
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These are obviously forged. R/quityourbullshit
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-24-2019, 05:05 PM
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These are obviously forged. R/quityourbullshit
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You're confused, dear. The President has that effect on the simpleminded.
You can read it for yourself on his Twitter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...44987293487104
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-24-2019, 05:09 PM
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These are obviously forged. R/quityourbullshit
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-24-2019, 11:35 PM
You guys mad that I called Bullshit? Or are you guys to naive,stupid or to egotistic to notice? Maybe all three?
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-24-2019, 11:53 PM
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You guys mad that I called Bullshit? Or are you guys to naive,stupid or to egotistic to notice? Maybe all three?
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That'd be "too" naive, stupid, or egotistic.
Last edited by Didymus Much; 04-24-2019 at 11:54 PM.
Reason: almost forgot the Oxford comma
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-24-2019, 11:54 PM
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You guys mad that I called [potty word]? Or are you guys to [sic] naive,stupid [sic] or to [sic] egotistic to notice? Maybe all three?
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Why all the hate, son? We here have nothing but Christian love in our hearts. Perhaps you ought to pick up a Bible and read it, rather than coming here to insult Jesus.
P.S. And judging by your name, do you happen to be an Injun-Jew hybrid? Just curious.
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-25-2019, 01:19 AM
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These are obviously forged. R/quityourbullshit
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Are you feather-brained? Why would our great leader forge that those cheese eating surrender monkeys don't know how to put out a fire?
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 05:32 AM
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There is speculation a fire in the famous Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris was an accident caused by workmen doing repairs. Forget that. We know atheists from Hitler and Stalin have tried to destroy Christianity since day one. Investigators should simply face this truth and get on with the prosecution.
https://news.yahoo.com/notre-dame-ca...1&noRedirect=1
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I think radical Islam did it but I wouldn't be suprised if athiests did it to. I really hope they catch the awful sinners that set fire to this place.
Seeing this fire saddened me. This was such a beautiful landmark and was as famous as other landmarks in the us or the United kingdom.
I hope the cathedral is repaired. This cathedral is breathtaking from what the photos show. It would be a shame to lose this historical landmark
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 06:36 AM
It would take some time to find out who started the fire.
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 06:50 AM
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We know atheists from Hitler and Stalin have tried to destroy Christianity since day one.
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Atheists and blasphemers, like popes.
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It would take some time to find out who started the fire.
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Boy, that's deep! Whatever would we do without the sort of insightful analysis we receive from Canada?
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 07:01 AM
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Atheists and blasphemers, like popes.
Boy, that's deep! Whatever would we do without the sort of insightful analysis we receive from Canada?
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Athiests dont like any religious person. Why would they like popes?
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 08:13 AM
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Athiests Atheists dont don't like any religious person. Why would they like popes?
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What I wrote: Atheists and blasphemers, like popes.
Note the comma. It is there for clarity: if I had intended to use like as a verb (thus converting what I wrote into a complete sentence), then I would have written " Atheists and blasphemers like popes". The comma makes it clear that like is being used as a synonym for " such as". Can you see the difference? That is why God gave us punctuation. You should try using it. It will help you to understand.
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 10:45 AM
I have much sympathy with you Sister Joanna - It seems to me that Atheists/Catholics such as OneFailure struggle with God's American language - it all stems from not reading the Bible.
American is perhaps the simplest of all languages but also the clearest - I sometimes wonder how foreigners and the ungodly (but I repeat myself) manage to understand themselves.
To assist
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Fruit flies like a banana.
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Re: Who is to Blame for the Notre Dame Fire? Atheists. -
04-16-2019, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
What I wrote: Atheists and blasphemers, like popes.
Note the comma. It is there for clarity: if I had intended to use like as a verb (thus converting what I wrote into a complete sentence), then I would have written "Atheists and blasphemers like popes". The comma makes it clear that like is being used as a synonym for "such as". Can you see the difference? That is why God gave us punctuation. You should try using it. It will help you to understand.
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Athiests dont like popes though. If they carried our this attack then they pretty much dont think to highly of Catholics it wouldnt make any sense if they did like Catholics since they hate every religion
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