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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 08-12-2015, 08:09 PM

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I got a warning for stating a fact about the game so i kinda think that was overboard yeah? Pokemon does have "evolution" but it's more of a metamorphosis, unless a caterpillar metamorphosing into a butterfly is evil well yeah. I'm done here.

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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 07-14-2016, 08:12 PM

I'm worried Pokemon Go has successfully increased the Spiritual Threat Level to Defcon 1.



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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 07-15-2016, 05:30 PM

Pokemon Go exists for one reason and one reason only: to steer children into the clutches of pedophiles.


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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 07-16-2016, 07:09 AM

While I agree that it has gotten out of hand and is allowing people to prey on innocent children, I do appreciate that it is encouraging children to get up and get moving. Maybe if there was an app in which children were walking the paths of Moses, Sampson, and Jesus. And you could find different things that would lead to the truth.
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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 07-16-2016, 07:30 AM

I see no problem with this app. I let my nephew play all of the games! He's quite enraptured by the thing. I myself play it when my wife works! Sometimes, when I capture one, I pleasure myself. (Yes, darling. I hid it from you to protect you. )


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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 04-06-2019, 03:03 PM

That's not how you pronounce the name.

It is ACTUALLY pronounced:


Poh-Kay-Moh-Nn.
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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 04-06-2019, 04:20 PM

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That's not how you pronounce the name.

It is ACTUALLY pronounced:


Poh-Kay-Moh-Nn.
Who cares. The only two names that should concern you are yours, and Jesus Christ's. If your name is not in the Book of Life on Judgment Day, then it means that you did not trust Jesus to be your Lord and Savior. Turn to Jesus and repent immediately and stop fussing about worldly things. Once you do, you'll find you won't be thinking of Pokemon again!



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Red face Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 04-06-2019, 10:15 PM

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Who cares. The only two names that should concern you are yours, and Jesus Christ's. If your name is not in the Book of Life on Judgment Day, then it means that you did not trust Jesus to be your Lord and Savior. Turn to Jesus and repent immediately and stop fussing about worldly things. Once you do, you'll find you won't be thinking of Pokemon again!
I'm just saying that it's NOT 'Poke-a-man'.
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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 04-06-2019, 10:21 PM

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I'm just saying that it's NOT 'Poke-a-man'.
And I'm just saying that if YOUR name is not in the Lamb's Book of Life on Judgment Day, then guess where you'll be going, for eternity? I'll give you a hint: you won't need a wool coat, and you might get a bit thirsty.



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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 04-06-2019, 10:59 PM

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And I'm just saying that if YOUR name is not in the Lamb's Book of Life on Judgment Day, then guess where you'll be going, for eternity? I'll give you a hint: you won't need a wool coat, and you might get a bit thirsty.
AMEN, SISTER WHITE!


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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AMEN, SISTER WHITE!
Thank you, Sister Dana! If that sinful Azalea wants to march her way to the bowels of Hell, then that is her choice, even though many of us here have given her the required warnings. She should do well to remember that we, the sanctified, Godly members of God's own , will be called to testify against her on the Day of Judgment! I have no doubt that Jesus Himself will give us the job of pushing the big, red button that releases the trap door to the fiery pit!



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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 04-07-2019, 05:44 PM

There is a single mother (aka slut) that sometimes visits church and allows her (bastard) son to play with Pokémon cards in the last pew while she pretends to pay attention to the message.

I tiptoed back one night and took all the cards away but he started screaming and calling me a pervert. To keep from disrupting services I was forced to return the cards but I told pastor about the incident and he was in agreement that we should not allow him to play with demonic toys so now when she visits she must make him stay in the nursery with Sister McGrattle playing Jesus Bingo and Bible Trivia.

No matter how it’s pronounced it has no place in the life of a True Christian ™.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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