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Default Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-16-2007, 01:25 PM

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A 330-foot-deep sinkhole (gateway to Hell) killed at least two teenagers as it swallowed about a dozen homes early Friday and forced the evacuation of nearly 1,000 people in a crowded Guatemala City neighborhood. Officials blamed the sinkhole on recent rains and an underground sewage flow from a ruptured main.

The pit emitted foul odors ( Sulphor), loud noises and tremors, shaking the surrounding ground. A rush of water could be heard from its depths, and authorities feared it could widen or others could open up.

Rescue operations were on hold until a firefighter, suspended from a cable, could take video and photos above the hole and officials could use the documentation to decide how to proceed.

The dead were identified as Irma and David Soyos, emergency spokesman Juan Carlos Bolanos said. Their bodies were found near the sinkhole, floating in a river of sewage.

Their father, Domingo, was still missing, according to disaster coordinator Hugo Hernandez.


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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-16-2007, 01:45 PM

Praise Jesus!! A few less mary-worshiping greasy wetbacks in the world.

Jesus will be here soon!! Get ready for more sights like this!!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-16-2007, 03:10 PM

Praise Jesus, there is nobody like Him!

Who is like unto thee, O LORD, among the gods?
Who is like thee, glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, doing wonders?
Thou stretchedst out thy right hand, the earth swallowed them.
Exodus 15:11-12


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 02:46 AM

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A deep sinkhole swallowed nearly 1,000 people...emitted foul odors ( Sulphor), loud noises and tremors

The locals are calling it 'Glendohrah!'




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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 02:56 AM

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Bless you, my let's try the left side tonighters,
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Disgusting!

Unlike you, you Satanic-ritual-performing, inverted-cross-worshipping, death-loving Cathoholic, WE do not EVER take the "left-hand path"!
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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 05:23 PM

This is worrisome. It seems that maybe God is not infallible after all. That thing was supposed to be in Trenton.


Then again, something like that could happen in Trenton, and it'd be WEEKS before anyone noticed.


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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 05:26 PM

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Bless you, my let's try the left side tonighters,
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sometimes I turn the other cheek, just for variety.


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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 05:38 PM

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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 07:46 PM

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This is worrisome. It seems that maybe God is not infallible after all. That thing was supposed to be in Trenton.
As if your disgusting practises weren't enough, right there is all the proof we'd need to know you haven't been Saved. "It seems that maybe God is not infallible after all." God is perfect, witch!

Psalm 18:30 As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.

How could His way be perfect if He isn't perfect? And for you to claim to know exactly what His plan is means you are putting yourself up there with Him!
Enjoy yourself in Hell.


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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 07:57 PM

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A 330-foot-deep sinkhole (gateway to Hell) killed at least two teenagers as it swallowed about a dozen homes early Friday and forced the evacuation of nearly 1,000 people in a crowded Guatemala City neighborhood.
Only wetbacks could fit a dozen homes and 1,000 people into an area the size of my bathroom.

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Only wetbacks could fit a dozen homes and 1,000 people into an area the size of my bathroom.
I was thinking along those lines as well Wash but I kept my mouth shut. I've always suspected that sinkhole was caused by those greasy spics habit of urinating out their windows. With the amount of booze they drink it wouldn't take long for the ground to become unstable.
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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 09:36 PM

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How could His way be perfect if He isn't perfect?

oh, I don't know. Maybe he got a speck of pope in his eye, and it bothered his aim for a moment?

It really just goes to show how imperfect our worldly knowledge is. For years, I've been hearing that Trenton is the "sphincter hole" of the earth...but maybe it IS ONLY just the armpit?


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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-17-2007, 10:11 PM

hallelujah! Ive always wondered and now I know!!!! When the good lord is finished with you, he swallows!
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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-18-2007, 02:25 AM

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oh, I don't know. Maybe he got a speck of pope in his eye, and it bothered his aim for a moment?
The blasphemy just never stops with you, does it? A speck of anything in His (yes, True Christians use a capital H with the pronouns there, you lying witch) eye wouldn't bother Someone who is both omniscient and omnipotent. To even suggest that anything could affect God's aim like that is to suggest He is less than Almighty.


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Wink Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-18-2007, 08:54 AM

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hallelujah! Ive always wondered and now I know!!!! When the good lord is finished with you, he swallows!
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!!! *Sighs* Oh that was marvellous! *Wipes tears from her eyes* Simply great!
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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-18-2007, 02:57 PM

this is horrible! u shouldnt b happy when ppl die! imagine the pain there families are feeling! n if u believe in jesus n his good words u should try to save them instead of being happy that their going to hell 9but their not as there is no such thing as hell coz the godess doesnt punish for ever)
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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-18-2007, 11:05 PM

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this is horrible! u shouldnt b happy when ppl die! imagine the pain there families are feeling! n if u believe in jesus n his good words u should try to save them instead of being happy that their going to hell 9but their not as there is no such thing as hell coz the godess doesnt punish for ever)
When exactly did the "godless" tell you this, Help-I've-Fallen-and-I-Can't-Get-Up Angel?

And where are Hell 1-8, and who goes there?

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Default Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY - 03-22-2007, 02:33 PM

It's about time! Now to do something about Sin Francisco
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