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Default ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-26-2008, 12:16 PM

Freehold, Iowa - Decent Christian Americans are thanking God for single Baptist mother, home school teacher, and Mike Huckabee campaigner, Ms. Tawny Huxton, who came home from Wal-Mart last week to find her teenage daughter, Holly, and her girlfriends laying on the couch in the family room with their skirts over their heads. When Ms. Huxton approached for a closer look, she could see tiny infra-red beams of light coming directly out from between each of the young ladies' legs. "I yelled, WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME OF JESUS?!" Ms. Huxton recalls. "When they saw me standing there, they screamed and pulled the Wii controllers I bought Holly for Christmas out from between their legs! Then they tried to hide them under the cushions while they were fiddling with their skirts."

The next day, while her daughter was at Sunday School, Ms. Huxton put the wet controllers in a plastic bag and packaged up the Wii console. She brought them to Pastor Deacon Fred, who after opening the bag to take a quick whiff, immediately delivered them to the Landover Baptist Secular Media Research Laboratory.

"When we confirmed there were vaginal secretions on the video game controllers, we issued a Yellow Action Alert to Focus on the Family," said Professor Dr. Donald Rawlings. "We also contacted our Christian friend in Japan, Masaru Hayate, to see if he could provide us with more details about the popular Wii video game console. In addition, our researchers started reviewing Japanimation films and Asian adult videos, searching desperately for more information."

After several days, researchers were able to confirm what their Christian intuition had already been telling them. "'Oriental woman use the exclamation, 'Wii,' when they experience extreme pleasure during a sexual encounter outside of marriage," Dr. Rawlings reports. "In many cases the term is also exaggerated or drawn out. For example: 'Wiiiiii!' Our friend in Japan tells us that Wii consoles and their vibrating controllers are found in brothels, sex-shops, and gentleman's clubs - or 'strip parlors,' throughout the island of Japan."

"The Japs are at it again," Pastor Deacon Fred told church members on Sunday. "I let President Bush know from the very beginning that he needs to keep a keen eye on our so-called Asian allies to the East. They still hold a grudge against our Christian Nation because Jesus let us blow up their cities in World War II. We should have seen this coming, since the name of the console itself is an anagram for WWII. They were just trying to be fiendishly subtle, by dropping the first 'W' and calling it WII," he said. "Friends, we can't drop our guard on the Japs. They used Pokémon to get at our children in the 90's, and since we were savvy enough to call their bluff on that nonsense, they began working on another way to destroy our Godly country from the inside out! The Wii gaming system comes off as neatly packaged family fun, but the Devil's fingerprints are all over it!"

Pastor Deacon Fred issued an official press release earlier this week forbidding the ownership of Wii game consoles by any member of the Landover Baptist Church or its affiliated ministries. "Ms. Huxton's daughter, Holly, and her friends will be sent to North Dakota to our sequestered institution for Christian Homemakers and Dementia Ward this Spring," said Pastor. "We thank God that He has revealed to us what this so-called, "Wii" video game system is really all about, but someone has to be punished for it," he further stated. "Young ladies are not like men, the Bible teaches us through the story of 'Eve,' that their fickle minds are easily led astray by Satan's trickery. Holly and her friends will be spared further temptation by spending the next three years in isolation. With no electricity, running water, or access to anything that fits between their legs, they will have plenty of time to think about what they did to soil their mother's reputation and drag our congregation's good name through the mud!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-26-2008, 12:47 PM

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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-26-2008, 02:21 PM

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"The Japs are at it again," Pastor Deacon Fred
I did some of my own investigation, and found this interesting video. Although the young lady does not appear to have any part embedded in her cooter, she sure sounds like she's having some M activity. Perhaps it's a wireless device? Regardless, it has become obvious what types go for the Wii!


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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-29-2008, 07:04 AM

The Wii is a device made of win and good. high five it.


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Unhappy Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 09:39 PM

So if someone uses something in a bad way, that makes the thing bad? I think we should acknowledge the fact that it was the girl's that used the Wii for "bad" purposes, not the other way around.
That's kind of like an analogy for this entire website- something as clean and pure as the Bible is being abused and twisted to fit the agenda of such an angry, vicious, and sorry crowd of poor, misguided unfortunates.

I'll be praying for you all.

And three years of isolation for there one small misstep? Subjecting these girls to psychological terror won't help in the least bit. When Jesus died for us, for all the sins of everyone in the world, he died as a sacrafice for us- so we could one day be with him and wouldn't be punished.
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So if someone uses something in a bad way, that makes the thing bad?
If that "bad way" is clearly the purpose which it was manufactured for, then yes!
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I think we should acknowledge the fact that it was the girl's that used the Wii for "bad" purposes, not the other way around.
That's kind of like an analogy for this entire website- something as clean and pure as the Bible is being abused and twisted to fit the agenda of such an angry, vicious, and sorry crowd of poor, misguided unfortunates.
Where have we twisted the Bible's message?
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I'll be praying for you all.
Same here. You and every other pitiful child who has fallen victim to the Nipponese curse of the wii.
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And three years of isolation for there one small misstep? Subjecting these girls to psychological terror won't help in the least bit. When Jesus died for us, for all the sins of everyone in the world, he died as a sacrafice for us- so we could one day be with him and wouldn't be punished.
Yes, we won't be punished IF WE REPENT. The repentance part is vital.


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So if someone uses something in a bad way, that makes the thing bad? I think we should acknowledge the fact that it was the girl's that used the Wii for "bad" purposes, not the other way around.
Friend, I think that is the point of Pastor Zeke’s article that Wii is nothing more than attempt by secularist to hide their degeneracy in broad daylight as a child’s “game”

Don’t you think encouraging children to touch themselves wrong friend?

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That's kind of like an analogy for this entire website- something as clean and pure as the Bible is being abused and twisted to fit the agenda of such an angry, vicious, and sorry crowd of poor, misguided unfortunates.
Now that is an awful thing to say about us friend! All we are doing is living the lives God wants us to and you call us twisted. That is hateful and viscous!

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And I will we be praying for you too sir. Further more are you are forgiven for saying those awful things you just said about us.

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And three years of isolation for there one small misstep? Subjecting these girls to psychological terror won't help in the least bit. When Jesus died for us, for all the sins of everyone in the world, he died as a sacrafice for us- so we could one day be with him and wouldn't be punished.
Were do you get the idea those poor little teenage girls will be terrorized? They are going to be helped for their awful sex addiction that disgusting game gave them. Would you rather they roll around in the streets fornicating like barnyard animals? Freehold is a good Christian community and we take care of our children and help them when they have problems.

Don’t you think you should be praying that Jesus helps these two girls to escape Satan’s depraved clutches before their self pollution destroys them?



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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 10:16 PM

If that "bad way" is clearly the purpose which it was manufactured for, then yes!

How is the Wii and more manufactured for commiting sexual sin then a human finger is, perhaps?

Where have we twisted the Bible's message?

Well, spreading this ideaology of self-righteous hate is quite different from Jesus' teachings of love for your nieghbor.

Same here. You and every other pitiful child who has fallen victim to the Nipponese curse of the wii.


That's quite an assumption to make. You don't know me- how am I pitiful? I don't use a Wii to pleasure myself, so how am I doing anything bad?


Yes, we won't be punished IF WE REPENT. The repentance part is vital.

So locking someone up for three years is THE ONLY way to repent? Hmmmm.... I beg to differ... Support from family and friends and a discussion with them about what they've done wrong seems like a better solution to me. Holly's mom seems like a responsible Christian adult.
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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 10:23 PM

Don’t you think you should be praying that Jesus helps these two girls to escape Satan’s depraved clutches before their self pollution destroys them?

YES, and I will- I'll be praying for them- FOR THEM. I believe that the sin started in them and they used a mere plastic playtoy as their tool- a toy that is designed to ENTERTAIN. Lot's of things entertain people- Books, knitting, pencils and paper, rocks, sticks, slingshots.
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If that "bad way" is clearly the purpose which it was manufactured for, then yes!

How is the Wii and more manufactured for commiting sexual sin then a human finger is, perhaps?
The human finger was made by GOD! In His image! Did you just compare a perverted yellow demon to the Lord God Himself?
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Where have we twisted the Bible's message?

Well, spreading this ideaology of self-righteous hate is quite different from Jesus' teachings of love for your nieghbor.
Friend, we are all about love for our neighbours.
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That's quite an assumption to make. You don't know me- how am I pitiful? I don't use a Wii to pleasure myself, so how am I doing anything bad?
Assumptions? We're not the ones who throw around terms like "an angry, vicious, and sorry crowd of poor, misguided unfortunates." You don't know us, so how are we an angry, vicious, and sorry crowd of poor, misguided unfortunates? And by defending sinners, you are siding with them. Repent now!
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Holly's mom seems like a responsible Christian adult.
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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 10:26 PM

For instance- How can one blame the death of one on a gun that a man used to kill the other?
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For instance- How can one blame the death of one on a gun that a man used to kill the other?
I'm confused. Are you saying that we can't blame the death of someone on a gun that was used to kill someone else? Because if so, I think I agree with you.


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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 10:33 PM

Okay, so you agree that blaming a tool that someone used to kill another man is folly.

Then I fail to see how blaming a toy that someone used to commit sin is logical!

Killing is on an equal level with sexual sins as far as sin goes, correct?

And I do apologize for calling you poor, misguided, etc. v_v

And also about the human finger thing- I'll use another example- what if someone carved a phallus out of wood and used it in a similar fashion to the Wii controller? The wood was designed by a human- as was the Wii.
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And also about the human finger thing- I'll use another example- what if someone carved a phallus out of wood and used it in a similar fashion to the Wii controller? The wood was designed by a human- as was the Wii.
I'll give you another example, since you like perverted examples so much: what if someone made a phallus out of gold and silver and used it like a Wiistick? As ever, the Bible has the answer:
Ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,...
36 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thy filthiness was poured out, and thy nakedness discovered through thy whoredoms with thy lovers, and with all the idols of thy abominations, and by the blood of thy children, which thou didst give unto them;
37 Behold, therefore I will gather all thy lovers, with whom thou hast taken pleasure, and all them that thou hast loved, with all them that thou hast hated; I will even gather them round about against thee, and will discover thy nakedness unto them, that they may see all thy nakedness.
38 And I will judge thee, as women that break wedlock and shed blood are judged; and I will give thee blood in fury and jealousy.
39 And I will also give thee into their hand, and they shall throw down thine eminent place, and shall break down thy high places: they shall strip thee also of thy clothes, and shall take thy fair jewels, and leave thee naked and bare.
40 They shall also bring up a company against thee, and they shall stone thee with stones, and thrust thee through with their swords.
41 And they shall burn thine houses with fire, and execute judgments upon thee in the sight of many women: and I will cause thee to cease from playing the harlot, and thou also shalt give no hire any more.

If you abuse yourself like that, God shall smite you mightily. Any more questions?


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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 10:44 PM

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And also about the human finger thing- I'll use another example- what if someone carved a phallus out of wood and used it in a similar fashion to the Wii controller? The wood was designed by a human- as was the Wii.
So true Mister,

But the cutting of the wood was done by a human being. Wouldn't you say?

Same as with the Wii if you understand what I'm saying.

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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 10:50 PM

Yeah, in Ezekiel, it states (as you have here):

Ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,...

Alright, now first, it appears that this verse has no problem with gold, or silver, or any molecules that God created, but deals with man's failure to obstain from his sexual vices... the commiting whoredom part...

So, according to this verse and equating it with Holly's daughter's situation, the issue is not with the gold, or the silver (or materials in other words), and the root of the problem is the girls sin.

So I ask again: How is the Wii evil? Aren't people's vices evil?
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Don’t you think you should be praying that Jesus helps these two girls to escape Satan’s depraved clutches before their self pollution destroys them?

YES, and I will- I'll be praying for them- FOR THEM. I believe that the sin started in them and they used a mere plastic playtoy as their tool- a toy that is designed to ENTERTAIN. Lot's of things entertain people- Books, knitting, pencils and paper, rocks, sticks, slingshots.
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You yourself admit to the danger of Wii and yet you do not see; the purpose of Wii is to entertain. It's soul purpose in existence is to pander to our selfish appetites. Now how does this give thanks to God for His mercy in not instantly damning us worthless humans to hell for the crime of existing? No friend, it doesn’t! The Wii detracts from worship of The Lord so it is no surprise it ends up some orifice in some weak and foolish girls.

It’s sad these two poor girls had to suffer so we Christians could learn of the danger in our midst we were so blind to. We can only pray the Wii will be yet something else Christ forgives us for. Maybe after years of therapy those two poor girls can be readmitted into Christian society.

PS And before you get too quick to rebuke us I’ll have you know Pastor Zeke is taking a personal hands on effort to minister to this girls during their time of tribulation. Now how is that being cruel?



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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 10:53 PM

Actually, I should've written "the wood carving was designed by a man" not the wood. Yeah, man crafted an object from materials given to him by The Lord.
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Yeah, in Ezekiel, it states (as you have here):

Ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,...

Alright, now first, it appears that this verse has no problem with gold, or silver, or any molecules that God created, but deals with man's failure to obstain from his sexual vices... the commiting whoredom part...

So, according to this verse and equating it with Holly's daughter's situation, the issue is not with the gold, or the silver (or materials in other words), and the root of the problem is the girls sin.

So I ask again: How is the Wii evil? Aren't people's vices evil?
The root of the problem is the fact that someone shaped the materials into the shape of a tallywhacker/Wiistick! The Wii was created in order to satiate and stimulate people's vices, therefore it is evil.


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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-30-2008, 10:56 PM

Well, the way he wrote it it made it sound like they were being locked up and put in isolation, with no contact with anyone or anything...similar to a Wii controller I guess- I'm glad someone's with them and helping them.
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