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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 01:27 AM

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Your posts weren't deleted. Your attempt to hijack this thread was moved here.


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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 01:35 AM

It's been proven here that women don't have orgasms
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7757

So, why would girls stick anything in their vagi... in their sex?


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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 01:39 AM

You still have not told me how the lady saw the IR beams coming from between the girls legs...

And you epic Fail for not knowing how the Wii IR sensors works be cause if you knew that then you would know that
A) The Wii sensor bar has the IR Leds in them not the Wii remotes
That the wii remotes just pick up the IR beams not send them out.

Now do you want to revise your story about out the little girl masturbating with a wii remote?
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You still have not told me how the lady saw the IR beams coming from between the girls legs...

And you epic Fail for not knowing how the Wii IR sensors works be cause if you knew that then you would know that
A) The Wii sensor bar has the IR Leds in them not the Wii remotes
That the wii remotes just pick up the IR beams not send them out.

Now do you want to revise your story about out the little girl masturbating with a wii remote?
Quit beating around the bush about this teenage girl masturbation thing. Maybe Jesus reveled to Ms Huxly the IR beems of those Wii controllers so she could see what an awful thing that was happing to her poor girls? Even thought of that? The key point is the girls were abusing themselves with these "controllers"; deal with it!



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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 03:06 AM

but As I have stated that is not how the system works. the Wii sensor bar outputs the signal and the remote catches it. If the Lord God did Reveal the IR light to the woman she would have seen in fan out from the two Ir leds on the sensor bar it would not have been a beam from in between their legs. the point is that your story has major holes in it that do not comply with the laws of the technical aspects of the machine. next time try saying she heard vibrating noises from the controller its mor believable and makes more sense. Thank you for playing you lose.
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but As I have stated that is not how the system works. the Wii sensor bar outputs the signal and the remote catches it. If the Lord God did Reveal the IR light to the woman she would have seen in fan out from the two Ir leds on the sensor bar it would not have been a beam from in between their legs. the point is that your story has major holes in it that do not comply with the laws of the technical aspects of the machine. next time try saying she heard vibrating noises from the controller its mor believable and makes more sense. Thank you for playing you lose.
I see, now you know the mind of God so well you intuitively know how He would chose to reveal this to a feeble minded woman like Ms Huxly.

Seehs, people accuse us TRUE Christians of arrogance. Ms. Huxly is not going understand how "LEDs" and "IR beam" work, heavens, she was unable to detect her own daughters masturbating right before her eyes. Clearly God or chose to show her the truth in a way her feminine, easily confused mind could understand.

Anyway the key point is the girls were masturbating using the Wii controllers. As to how Ms Huxly found it is besides the point, I wouldn't be surprised if Ms Huxly shame for her daughters is causing to her with hold information or embellish things. That's natural. This "IR beam", if you believe in such things, is just a diversion.



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what do you mean by if I believe in IR...How could you not believe in it. it means Infra Red meaning all anything before red on the electromagnetic spectrum is in this category. And you Stated "When Ms. Huxton approached for a closer look, she could see tiny infra-red beams of light coming directly out from between each of the young ladies' legs." IR is short for infra-Red.
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what do you mean by if I believe in IR...How could you not believe in it. it means Infra Red meaning all anything before red on the electromagnetic spectrum is in this category. And you Stated "When Ms. Huxton approached for a closer look, she could see tiny infra-red beams of light coming directly out from between each of the young ladies' legs." IR is short for infra-Red.
I can't see or feel IR beams. Therefor if I were to hold that IR beams were true then it would have to believe in them as a matter of faith.



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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 03:39 AM

Can you feel Heat?
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Can you feel Heat?
Of course, it comes from fire, not some magical, invisible "beam" that no one sees.



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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 03:42 AM

Heat is a form of Infra Red. Therefore infra red is real and you can feel it.
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Can you feel Heat?
Are you trying to claim that heat is "made out of" IR beams?

Heat is caused by the motion of the molecules that make up an object, not by your imaginary IR beams. Heat isn't "made out of" anything.

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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 03:48 AM

Heat is a form of infra red. I did not say it was IR beams though, two lit candles could be used in place of a sensor bar because of the Infra red energy they put out.
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but As I have stated that is not how the system works. the Wii sensor bar outputs the signal and the remote catches it. If the Lord God did Reveal the IR light to the woman she would have seen in fan out from the two Ir leds on the sensor bar it would not have been a beam from in between their legs. the point is that your story has major holes in it that do not comply with the laws of the technical aspects of the machine. next time try saying she heard vibrating noises from the controller its mor believable and makes more sense. Thank you for playing you lose.
No son, it turns out that you loose. Just take a look at this shocking video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryy7oPMZ2gU

It turns out that teenaged boys are going to Radio Shack and building these IR devices to aid our chaste young women in the sin of masturbation and possibly getting them to fornicate with them. The Wii "sensor bar" is a misnomer as it does not "sense" anything and is only a source of Infra Red light. Any source of IR will work with the Wii.

Parents are to be advised to look for these rogue devices in their daughters nether regions. Anyone found with them should be severely punished. Ms. Huxton and the Pastors were correct when they saw those beams coming from between their daughter's legs.

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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 04:05 AM

I know i said that you can use any form of IR and I explained to you how it worked. Now here is the real question how do these boys get the remote to vibrate?
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I know i said that you can use any form of IR and I explained to you how it worked. Now here is the real question how do these boys get the remote to vibrate?
How would we know, do we look like electronic engineers?



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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 04:18 AM

even if a girl for some unknown reason had a wii remote in her vagina and a boy had 2 working leds it would be like having a bottle shoved up there. it wouldn't do anything. it would just be really uncomfortable.
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How would we know, do we look like electronic engineers?
Amen Bobby Joe. We are still researching this. At the moment it looks like it might be similar to Huntington's Chorea, with potential degeneration of basal ganglia structures and effects on the neurotransmitters Acetylcholine and GABA. It is probably brought on by an overwrought nervous system from playing video games - nervous ticks and twitching are causing the "vibration". But then again, this is just "science". Anything is possible when Satan is turned loose on pubescent young girls.


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Default Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" - 01-31-2008, 05:01 AM

so you think nervous twitches and ticks cause vibrations in a wii remote?
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