[Pastor Ezekiel]

It has come to my attention that there is a penis park in one of the slant "countries." The chinks would rather wallow in perversion and sin than accept Christ as their savior. It makes me sick, so I am planning on spending a week there distributing KJV Bibles and shouting the Good News about Jesus all next week. Pray for me, please.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I could hardly look at that.

Praise God you will be there soon Pastor Zeke.

[Higgins]

Best of luck to you Pastor. I know you will do well to help evangelize the slants. Perhaps you all could melt the metal of these penis statues and use the slants and the metal to help build a railroad here in the US?

[Pim Pendergast]

Praying to penises! No wonder the South Koreans couldn't beat the commies in the North and needed the help of a country with a real God. I pray that over the next week the slants will quickly learn the American language so that they can understand the 1611 KJV's you hand out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Don't worry, Brothers; I have Jesus on my side, and I speak slope.

I also have experience with the jap tallywhacker festivals. I could tell you stories that would curl your hair.

[tylerjwoodby, teenaged witch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Don't worry, Brothers; I have Jesus on my side, and I speak slope.

I also have experience with the jap tallywhacker festivals. I could tell you stories that would curl your hair.

that is just harmless fun and if you read the name it is a festival celebrating fertility of women and men, my religion has one to on may first with the may poll being the man and reef being the women, girls are suposed to throw the reef over the pool to get them selves a mate and to be fertil

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by lowlife

that is just harmless fun and if you read the name it is a festival celebrating fertility of women and men, my religion has one to on may first with the may poll being the man and reef being the women, girls are suposed to throw the reef over the pool to get them selves a mate and to be fertil

Why would anyone have pointless rituals based on silly superstitions dreamed up by savages because they didn't understand the science? Namely that God made Eve from Adam's rib and that's why men have women to make babies inside.

[tylerjwoodby, teenaged witch]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Why would anyone have pointless rituals based on silly superstitions dreamed up by savages because they didn't understand the science? Namely that God made Eve from Adam's rib and that's why men have women to make babies inside.

They are not just for fertility in humans but in animals and in the land, these thing go back long befor the bible and will be here long after

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by lowlife

They are not just for fertility in humans but in animals and in the land, these thing go back long befor the bible and will be here long after

So by what mechanism does dancing round like a fairy in May affect fertility? Bearing in mind you aren't praying to any actual real God.

[tylerjwoodby, teenaged witch]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

So by what mechanism does dancing round like a fairy in May affect fertility? Bearing in mind you aren't praying to any actual real God.

It is the energy we make during the action, and not real to you but to me and all the other belevers and it is a goddess (Eostre)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by lowlife

that is just harmless fun

I suppose you think spending the night at a gay whorehouse in Thailand watching gay porn on big screen TV's while sexually satisfying dozens of queer Thai rentboys is "just harmless fun" too, right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

The chinks have their own cooter theme park you know.

Doesn't anyone care?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I recently returned from my annual mission to the naked man demon festival in Nagoya, Japan. I've still got the stench on me.

These slopes actually believe that if they touch the body of their specially chosen naked jap, it will give them "good luck" for the year, make them wealthy, and keep them safe.

I like to tell them that it makes them all queer in God's eyes, and ensures them a place in hell.

[Bjorn Jensen]

You are very hateful considering that you are a priest!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by I am a bum

You are very hateful considering that you are a priest!

I am NOT a damned Papist you ignorant eskimo savage! They aren't even Christians!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I am NOT a damned Papist you ignorant eskimo savage! They aren't even Christians!

Does a priest have to be a Catholic? Isn't it called priest in all Christian religions? Here in Sweden they are called priests

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by I am a bum

Does a priest have to be a Catholic? Isn't it called priest in all Christian religions? Here in Sweden they are called priests

That's because the papists have taken over all of Europistan.

Repent now, and stop derailing our Godly threads. This one is about chinks who worship tallywackers.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

That's because the papists have taken over all of Europistan.

Repent now, and stop derailing our Godly threads. This one is about chinks who worship tallywackers.

We are not Catholics, we are Lutherans, and that's something completely different, has nothing to do with Catholicism, and yes, we Lutherans has priests.

And regarding this thread, we live in a world of freedom of speech, so they should have the right to worship penises if they want to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by I am a bum

We are not Catholics, we are Lutherans, and that's something completely different, has nothing to do with Catholicism, and yes, we Lutherans has priests.

And regarding this thread, we live in a world of freedom of speech, so they should have the right to worship penises if they want to.

#1: Lutherans are false Christians and all hellbound. Read THIS.

#2: The Holy Bible does not provide for "freedom of speech" for blasphemers and other unsaved fools. The only rights the chinks have is the right to spend eternity being tortured in hell.

#3: Piss off.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by I am a bum

We are not Catholics, we are Lutherans, and that's something completely different, has nothing to do with Catholicism, and yes, we Lutherans has priests.

And regarding this thread, we live in a world of freedom of speech, so they should have the right to worship penises if they want to.

Deuteronomy 6:14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you;

See how you are just making things up while God disagrees. You will burn in Hell.