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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 01:02 PM

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that they are wrong
Big words, not much to back them up yet. When you say "trying to show" it means that you are wrong and can't do it. Otherwise you would just show it. You can't do it, because we are 100% biblically correct.

On another point, it is true that most of the people will end up in hell. That's why we, who are going to heaven, are in fact a minority. We are right and triumphant, but minority in any case. You however used word minority as an insult. What do you have against minorities?
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Quick reminder for you lot.... The Pope is no longer part of you or wants anything to do with your shitty little wank community. You're most likely all a bunch of gimp virgins who are all gays but trying to hide behind this. Get a grip of a girl.
Actually it is we who wish nothing to do with the Pope's t'doings.

Last time I looked he was practically protecting pedo papal primarches perpetrating penetrations of precious pre pubescent's posteriors!

Frankly that kinda thing is beyond the pale.

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 02:10 PM

Oh my... I am so shocked. I begin to wonder whether this is for real? Seriously... this has got to be someone taking the biscuit surely? But just in case it isn’t here a few thoughts....

How can you judge what is right and wrong. You are not Gods body or mind. You do not make the decision who and what he hates. Please show me the part in the bible that states “god hates the Isle of Man!”. I would LOVE for you to show me that. How can you say such a thing. AND I wonder what bible it is you are following as the bible has been changed somewhat since it was first ever done. I bet if you read the first one you would think and act entirely different if you did read it. No doubt it would be in Latin or some wherever you believe it was originated from!!
May I remind all you “Americans” also that America only became America in 1776 after the sign of declaration of Independence. Before then it was an interbreed of Native Americans and Europeans mostly! (Including a lot of British!) So I can say you most probably have European blood.
America is no way on this earth the best place to be with such a large rate of violence, drug abuse and who knows what else. Albeit we are not perfect but then we’re not saying we are. I don’t see how you can make a point the “isle of Man as a whole” is bad and hated by god. It’s the most ridiculous and obscured thing I have ever read! Everywhere have their bad points and good points.
May I also remind people of the term for this forum...
“By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.”
I don’t think ANY of you are obeying these rules on this bible loving site!
Thanks for those who have taken in my thoughts,
From a loving, caring Catholic who lives on the Isle of Man.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 02:17 PM

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***typical foul-mouthed yob baloney from the Isle of Ladyboys ***"From a loving, caring Catholic"
For the record, the only "loving" that catlicks do is forced anal rape of little boys.



Congratulations. You are the laughingstock of false religions.

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 02:18 PM

What is it about you Mancunians and gaysexual slang?

Taking the biscuit? I've been to university before I was saved so I know exactly what 'taking the biscuit' means

A man's seed is meant for a woman's nethers and not some circle of homers straining their man power to be the first to soil the biscuit will their juices

I've nearly been sick just thinking about it.

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 02:26 PM

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What is it about you Mancunians and gaysexual slang?

Taking the biscuit? I've been to university before I was saved so I know exactly what 'taking the biscuit' means

A man's seed is meant for a woman's nethers and not some circle of homers straining their man power to be the first to soil the biscuit will there juices

I've nearly been sick just thinking about it.

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Firstly I'd like to point out that Mancunians are from Manchester which not only is a different coutry but an Entirely different island.... Once again get your facts right!

Your university mustve been a cr@p one if you think "taking the biscuit" is some sort of sick thing... you really are having a joke... right?

I am a female and have 2 children from a man. I dont see how that can mean I must be gay and like doing men from behind!!?? I really dont get it?
You obviously show some sort of passion for hating things. perhaps you are one of Hitlers Descendants and are doing this because your... excuse the term "fruitloop".

Get a life will you... your not giving anyone a chance to change your opinion of things because you havnt got any balls to admit you are WRONG!!
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Firstly I'd like to point out that Mancunians are from Manchester which not only is a different coutry but an Entirely different island.... Once again get your facts right!

Your university mustve been a cr@p one if you think "taking the biscuit" is some sort of sick thing... you really are having a joke... right?

I am a female and have 2 children from a man. I dont see how that can mean I must be gay and like doing men from behind!!?? I really dont get it?
You obviously show some sort of passion for hating things. perhaps you are one of Hitlers Descendants and are doing this because your... excuse the term "fruitloop".

Get a life will you... your not giving anyone a chance to change your opinion of things because you havnt got any balls to admit you are WRONG!!
Dear Jesus-hating lesbian,

If you cannot hold a friendly, good-natured conversation without slandering a True Christian™ like Brother Larni, I'm afraid your stay here will be truncated.

(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."

A heartfelt apology goes a long way around here.



And I don't even want to know what kind of logistics are involved with you somehow taking children from a man.

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am a female and have 2 children from a man.
Kidnapping is federal offence.

I shall be filing a statement about this, missy

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 02:44 PM

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Dear Jesus-hating lesbian,

If you cannot hold a friendly, good-natured conversation without slandering a True Christian™ like Brother Larni, I'm afraid your stay here will be truncated.

(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."

A heartfelt apology goes a long way around here.



And I don't even want to know what kind of logistics are involved with you somehow taking children from a man.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Well you obviously paid attention to what I wrote!?!?? NOT. What makes me a lesbian. Surely accusing me of one when I have a male husband and two children is not very Christian like at all. I am catholic therefore love jesus – so This statement of yours is a lie and you therefore will be perished.

Why not take your own advise because you obviously cant seem to hold a friendly conversation yourself. Or is this your way of trying to apologise?

So your finally admitting you a virgin. You must be if you do not understand the ways of reproducing... (believe it or not this is a natural thing of human kind) You or your kind would not even be here if it wasn’t for reproduction!
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 02:54 PM

I cant believe you take time out to take the micky out of peoples religions and abuse opinions and judgements. You really are taking the piss. Grow up! And learn some facts while your at it!
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I am catholic therefore love jesus – so This statement of yours is a lie and you therefore will be perished.
Catlicks are not Christians, you do not follow the bible. You follow doctrine outside the bible like seven deadly sins, pope and purgatory. You Mary-worshipers are worst kind of false-Christians.
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So you say that this is a family site where children come to learn about christ .... ? Who really isn't real as we all know. But if this is a so called "Family site" Why are you being extremly racist towards another place? I thought GOD (I'm a non believer) Loves every living thing ? So tell me why this isn't true then ? The americans being you, Are not worthy of being who you are. You're just another scum group trying to make people believe what you say is true.
Whoa!

Where's all the hate coming from? For starters how are you supposed to know anything about God when you admit to being a hopelessly damned atheist?

On the subject of God we are right and you are wrong.

Scum group? That's marvellous persecution. Thank you.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 03:40 PM

Just goes to show how much you know about other religions... or in fact Christianity itself. Especially seeing as you can’t even spell it! It is in fact Jesus we worship, God, and his spirit. I have read the bible and have different views along other catholics and Christians which live happily along side of each other. Jesus was king of the jews, yet you say god hates them??

I reckon you are some 13 year old acne ridden fat lazy little spoilt fags that can’t get enough action out of their wrist! – I feel sorry for those boys that are like this who don’t have to hang in forums to get their kicks! I suppose you have no friends. I wish you a long a suffering life!

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 03:48 PM

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I reckon you are some 13 year old acne ridden fat lazy little spoilt fags that can’t get enough action out of their wrist! – I feel sorry for those boys that are like this who don’t have to hang in forums to get their kicks! I suppose you have no friends. I wish you a long a suffering life!
Does fantasies about other people misery rock your boat? If putting others down to feel better about yourself makes you get through the day, it sounds your life ain't that good. You all seem to be hating things a lot. Obviously God hate gaysexuals, but why you hate them so much that you use word fag as insult.

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I have read the bible and have different views along other catholics and Christians which live happily along side of each other. Jesus was king of the jews, yet you say god hates them??
Yes, as you say it, you have views about the bible. You should follow the bible. Every Christian knows that Jesus were no joo. Of course mistake is understandable for you as you are not a Christian.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 04:01 PM

I was stating what other people like yourselves had already put. I dont call homosexuals "fags" personally - it was intended as an insult.

To be honest... you have just written what I have already said about your fellow forum buddies. So just goes to show we're all the same! AYE!

Anyway, I have had my views now and think this is entirely getting out of control in my opinion. Thanks for making my day a little more interesting.
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I dont call homosexuals "fags" personally - it was intended as an insult.
Yes, that's what I asked. Why do you hate gaysexuals so much that worst insult you can come up with with is fag?
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 03-01-2012, 04:15 PM

because I dont hate them... I just find this forum very dissapointing and some of the people in it abusive towards things they dont even know what they're talking about.

Would you have prefered I said something more insulting. Because that seems to be the impression I got from you? Why would you want that? Why do you have such hatred for things? Surely God has not written things in pure black and white?
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because I dont hate them... I just find this forum very dissapointing and some of the people in it abusive towards things they dont even know what they're talking about.
So you don't hate them. Right. You just use gaysexual person as an insult. That kinda tells the truth about you. Difference is that we want gaysexual to change their perverted lifestyle choice because God hates them and they are on their way to hell. You just use them as insult words in non hateful way. Shame on you.


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Why do you have such hatred for things?
Do you mean hateful in this way?

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I reckon you are some 13 year old acne ridden fat lazy little spoilt fags that can’t get enough action out of their wrist! – I feel sorry for those boys that are like this who don’t have to hang in forums to get their kicks! I suppose you have no friends. I wish you a long a suffering life!
You have some serious issues there. Get help and start reading the bible.
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because I dont hate them... I just find this forum very dissapointing and some of the people in it abusive towards things they dont even know what they're talking about.

Would you have prefered I said something more insulting. Because that seems to be the impression I got from you? Why would you want that? Why do you have such hatred for things? Surely God has not written things in pure black and white?
Why do you spend your free time on a Godly Christ-Loving church forum insulting people? Why not spend your free time doing something productive, like reading the Bible or praying? You could use this time to get to know God by reading His Word, and know just how much He cares for you and what you can do to escape the coal-chute to Hell you're on.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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