[Brittin]

I know.

I have been bullied for so long, it just doesn't phase me anymore. I walk
the path with god and no one else seems to grasp that what is being said
in this thread is not only wrong, its flat out illogical and a mockery to god
himself.

You are pointing fingers in the wrong direction.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Brittin

I know.

I have been bullied for so long, it just doesn't phase me anymore. I walk
the path with god and no one else seems to grasp that what is being said
in this thread is not only wrong, its flat out illogical and a mockery to god
himself.

You are pointing fingers in the wrong direction.

You sound like you have True Christian™ potential. Read the Bible. Learn about the anger of the LORD. Let Him be your vengeance.

[Brittin]

As tempting as that offer is, I care not.

As soon as Repto (Crater) is gone, I will take my leave as well.
He usually pulls stunts like this one, but since this is a Christian forum
I decided to help you guys out by warning you.

I just came upon this thread and saw holes in overall idea of the first
post and decided to point them out.


No one is listening to me on either subject, though I'm trying to help,
so I will just take my leave.

[The Hand]

Originally Posted by Brittin

I just came upon this thread and saw holes in overall idea of the first
post and decided to point them out.

You didn't point anything out. You are not being specific at all. Also, you didn't even make an attempt to answer my original questions to you. Instead, you cried victim and accused me of being a bully.

For me, it's a very simple question: Are you really a Christian and do you follow the teachings of The Holy Bible?

Either you follow it, word for word, or you choose parts you like, or you reject it all. I am interested in how you make such decisions, and where you stand on the scale. You came into the thread claiming to be a Christian, saying the thread is all wrong... and yet, you will find that you are only arguing against the word of GOD, as it is written in The Bible. Do you swear by The Bible? Do you swear to GOD and submit to His will and His word?

Are True Christians™ wrong for believing in the Word of GOD? Or was GOD wrong?

These questions should be simple to answer yes or no, for anyone calling themselves a Christian.

[Brittin]

I'm sorry.
Fighting in two different threads, getting confused between the two.

I AM Christian and I DO Accept the teachings of the bible to be that of
the Holy Spirit. I did not point out that God's words are wrong, I pointed
out the the way you received the is wrong.

Iceland DOES NOT have Igloos which disproves that fact all by itself, again,
you are thinking of Greenland. Secondly, if nobody had sex, then you would
never have been born in the first place. You would have never lived to
experience the things you did with God by you're side the entire trip. You
can't say the happiness of God blessing you with a child is that of which came
from such a sinful act.

You and I both know it, you are wrong.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Brittin

I'm sorry.
Fighting in two different threads, getting confused between the two.

I AM Christian and I DO Accept the teachings of the bible to be that of
the Holy Spirit. I did not point out that God's words are wrong, I pointed
out the the way you received the is wrong.

Please point out BIBLICALLY where we are wrong. All you've done is accused Brother Hand of being a bully (he's a great hero in reality) and played the victim card.

Iceland DOES NOT have Igloos which disproves that fact all by itself, again,
you are thinking of Greenland. Secondly, if nobody had sex, then you would
never have been born in the first place. You would have never lived to
experience the things you did with God by you're side the entire trip. You
can't say the happiness of God blessing you with a child is that of which came
from such a sinful act.

You and I both know it, you are wrong.

So because Iceland has ice we're Biblically wrong? Can you prove that?

We have sex for procreation, it is not a sport to be used whenever you feel like it. Once a month, if that, within the Holy bonds of Matrimony.

As for the rest of your argument, it seems to be gibberish. The man plants a seed in a womans body and God makes a baby from that. Why would I hate the child? They are a blessing from God.

[The Hand]

Originally Posted by Brittin

I AM Christian and I DO Accept the teachings of the bible to be that of
the Holy Spirit. I did not point out that God's words are wrong, I pointed
out the the way you received the is wrong.

Be specific -- otherwise you're wasting your own time as much as mine and anyone elses.

Point out the flaws in The Bible. Point out examples of interpretations that you think are wrong.

I am willing to swear on The Bible, as the divinely inspired work it is, no more, no less. There is only one way for me to interpret the Word of GOD, and that is: The Truth.

Rev. 22
[14] Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
[15] For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
[16] I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.
[17] And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.
[18] For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
[19] And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
[20] He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Brittin

I'm sorry.
Fighting in two different threads, getting confused between the two.

Let's stick to the next one you post in. It's confusing to me as well.

Originally Posted by Brittin

I AM Christian and I DO Accept the teachings of the bible to be that of
the Holy Spirit.

I'm glad to read that. Again, please accept my apology for my confusion. I only came in halfway through this thing.

Originally Posted by Brittin

I did not point out that God's words are wrong, I pointed
out the the way you received the is wrong.

I guess that remains to be seen without specific examples. If you are willing to be civil, I would be glad to study the Word with you and answer any questions you have.

Originally Posted by Brittin

You would have never lived to
experience the things you did with God by you're side the entire trip. You
can't say the happiness of God blessing you with a child is that of which came
from such a sinful act.

You and I both know it, you are wrong.

Not so fast, mister.

1 Corinthians 7:1,8
Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide (abstain) even as I.

I assume you know what a eunuch is. The Bible says that it is good to be one.

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

I believe it's fairly clear the Bible wants us to not have sex unless it's for making babies.

[Felicity]

@Brittin Why do you think the people in Iceland have no houses? Would they not freeze to death without houses?

[Malaysia_Christian]

Originally Posted by REAL PERSON

open wide. OPEN YOUR EYES WIDE!
there not 'babies' their not even fetuses. learn some basic human biology please

This is just a statement from evolutionist.

You are once those thing, so you said you are not human?

[kyla the queerboy]

hey guys, god says stop forcing your beliefs on people. there were no computers when the bible was written, nor disney movies. The bible is about interpretation, we were all created different, be accepting, jesus would have wanted it that way instead of saying other peoples views on stuff is wrong and that yours can be the only right one. fags.

[The Hand]

Originally Posted by Holy Awesomeness

hey guys, god says stop forcing your beliefs on people. there were no computers when the bible was written, nor disney movies. The bible is about interpretation, we were all created different, be accepting, jesus would have wanted it that way instead of saying other peoples views on stuff is wrong and that yours can be the only right one. fags.

Hello, Unoriginal Troll no. 300145

I'm glad you came here to persecute True Christians™. It always makes me happy to be closer to CHRIST, who the foolish hated too.

Have fun being on a forum you hate so much that you dont even have to be on, while you whine about how we are forcing our beliefs on you.

Don't forget to send a postcard to me in Heaven when you are in Hell, and tell us all about getting your rear exit pummeled and destroyed by Satan in his Rape Chamber, to remind me I made the right choice.

Peace.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

This is an introduction to the TOP 7 ways to go to HELL and most importantly: how to avoid them!



"

#5 Iceland
They have an entire museum explicitly promoting sex before marriage!

Is the the Penis Museum? 'Cause I've heard of that. Visiting there would be awesome! -- uh, I mean it would be an abomination.

(Another must avoid, The Menstrual Museum in Maryland. Open only three weeks a month, naturally.)










#2 Eating vegetables
Why do you go to hell: God created animals for us to have total dominion over. Vegetables are never mentioned in that context. If we do not eat animals we insult God by ignoring his specific instructions! Vegetables are for gays and we have already establishing they go to Hell


#1 SEX !!!
Why do you go to hell: SEX is the ultimate sin. Satan invented female orgasms to make them seduce man into "rape". The Pope invented Viagra to improve the performance of his evil priests. Internet porn is used to seduce people into masturbation. There is almost nothing in life that does not try to seduce innocent people into sex.

.

Now the sex thing I knew. I mean, come on, I wasn't born again yesterday. But the vegetable thing is newly revealed wisdom for me.
What about sex involving vegetables?









Curiously Yours,

Handmaiden

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

What about sex involving vegetables?

That will get you into Hell as well.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

That will get you into Hell as well.

But is is more or less sinful than sex with a person? Or is there no difference in the degree of sinfulness?

Because it seems to me that when God offers guidance -really not guidance but clear, irrefutable instruction -- regarding sexuality, He is mostly concerned with virginity or female chastity as it relates to the economic or dynastic value of his favored people, MANkind. Or, His instructions are concerned with the proper disposition of the second most important fluid in the universe after the Perfect Blood of Christ, and that is the Precious but necessarily Sacred Seed of Men.

So, as long as a married woman is not defrauding her husband by useing seed from outside the marriage and a virgin is not devaluing her economic worth to her father, I cannot see that getting friendly with certain vegetables is specifically forbidden in the Bible. Think about it, God was very, very clear about forbidding sex with animals, and as you,yourself, have borne witness, He is equally clear about what not to do with vegetables when it comes to our diet. Why would He overlook pointing out a sin that would send us to hell?

Of course, as always, if you can find a Bible verse that offers, clear and explicit instructions as to the use or non use, (preferably use) of vegetables in a non-dietary manner, I will read it relish.

Punfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

But is is more or less sinful than sex with a person? Or is there no difference in the degree of sinfulness?

Why does that matter? It is wrong so you should not do it.

Of course, as always, if you can find a Bible verse that offers, clear and explicit instructions as to the use or non use, (preferably use) of vegetables in a non-dietary manner, I will read it relish.

But of course. There is a different verse for men and for women relating to sex with vegetables.

With men sex with vegetables causes prostate stimulation which causes seed loss which is not allowed: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also." Also often men will be looking at porn while having sex with vegetables which is not allowed either: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

With women sex with vegetables causes orgasms which are not allowed: 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

And in general God does not like any form of depraved sex: 1 Corinthians 6:18-19 "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

But is is more or less sinful than sex with a person? Or is there no difference in the degree of sinfulness?

Because it seems to me that when God offers guidance -really not guidance but clear, irrefutable instruction -- regarding sexuality, He is mostly concerned with virginity or female chastity as it relates to the economic or dynastic value of his favored people, MANkind. Or, His instructions are concerned with the proper disposition of the second most important fluid in the universe after the Perfect Blood of Christ, and that is the Precious but necessarily Sacred Seed of Men.

So, as long as a married woman is not defrauding her husband by useing seed from outside the marriage and a virgin is not devaluing her economic worth to her father, I cannot see that getting friendly with certain vegetables is specifically forbidden in the Bible. Think about it, God was very, very clear about forbidding sex with animals, and as you,yourself, have borne witness, He is equally clear about what not to do with vegetables when it comes to our diet. Why would He overlook pointing out a sin that would send us to hell?

Of course, as always, if you can find a Bible verse that offers, clear and explicit instructions as to the use or non use, (preferably use) of vegetables in a non-dietary manner, I will read it relish.

Punfully Yours,

Handmaiden

You do know they'll find ways to answer the question without actually answering it right?

Now my question to YOU is why this is such a concern to you?? Surely there's a dating site or something that might pose an alternative to needing to get down with a cucumber to get some action?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

You do know they'll find ways to answer the question without actually answering it right?

Not at all. I answered the question and provided the proper KJV1611 scripture to back it up.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

It doesn't specifically point to the type of vegetables to which the lady is referring, however. The seed which is mentioned in one passage refers very clearly to semen.

And please, if you'd like to try proving that semen is actually a vegetable, go right ahead, but wait for me to go get my popcorn. *snicker*

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

You do know they'll find ways to answer the question without actually answering it right?

Now my question to YOU is why this is such a concern to you?? Surely there's a dating site or something that might pose an alternative to needing to get down with a cucumber to get some action?

Oh, but as a True Christian woman I knew that there would be an answer in some key Bible verse where a Man of God, ( even an uneducated one* ) would find it and point it out to me while I waited submissively for the answer. I was just hoping that the verses in question would be more . . . descriptive. Many times I have read the detailed descriptions of sins mentioned in the Bible eagerly and repeatedly so that I could fully appreciate its vile manisfestions and recognize sin when I might encounter it.

Fatuously Yours,

Handmaiden

* No reflection on the Brother in question in this instance. I used to attend a church where any man could speak and the women were to be in silence. WHICH IS EXACTLLY RIGHT, of course. I used to sit in humble attentence when young, halting, inarticulate and partially educated men would stumble through Bible readings and the applications therein to instruct mature, possibly more intelligent women such as myself. Not that I could really be "more" anything than any man, except perhaps unclean.