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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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08-11-2010, 08:55 PM
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I have anal sex with my wife, inbred Hick
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Is that why you hate God? Because He won't let you have anal sex with your ugly wife?
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08-11-2010, 08:57 PM
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I have anal sex with my wife, inbred Hick
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So, you're a closet homer then. Why else would you stick your tallywacker inside your wife's rectum?
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08-11-2010, 09:01 PM
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So, you're a closet homer then. Why else would you stick your tallywacker inside your wife's rectum?
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I think the "wife" may be as real as the Amarr rubish it keeps going on about.
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08-11-2010, 09:06 PM
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I think the "wife" may be as real as the Amarr rubish it keeps going on about.
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Do not confuse an amarr prophet with a commoner like him you will feel the wrath of the amarr empire and holy fleets if you do.
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08-11-2010, 09:10 PM
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Do not confuse an amarr prophet with a commoner like him you will feel the wrath of the amarr empire and holy fleets if you do.
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So you think you're funny, huh? Well, Jesus is going to have the last laugh as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity.
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08-11-2010, 09:15 PM
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Do not confuse an amarr prophet with a commoner like him you will feel the wrath of the amarr empire and holy fleets if you do.
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The great prophet of garage doors? forgive me it I forgo the option to quake in fear.
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08-11-2010, 09:18 PM
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So you think you're funny, huh? Well, Jesus is going to have the last laugh as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity.
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The Amarrians don't believe in the slave scum called jesus we only believe in the Emporer and his holy fleets dedicated to spreading his word and the word of god.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited.
Be Careful. Pure Thought is the Instigator of Sin.
Be Watchful. Free Thought is the Begetter of Disorder.
Be Respectful. Uniform Thought is the Way of Life.
The Mercy of our Emperor is Limitless. His Rule is Benign and Righteous. His Love is Perpetual."
- The Scriptures, Book I, The Code of Demeanor
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08-11-2010, 09:25 PM
I think he may mean the Armenians.
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08-11-2010, 09:30 PM
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I think he may mean the Armenians.
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Do not confuse the great and godly Amarrians with some pitiful race called the armenians. Long Live the Empire and Long Live the Emporer!
"Our Lord visited his flock and saw that all was not good.
Blasphemy and heresy ruled the land.
The Lord punished the sinners and drowned them in their own blood.
But the people of Amarr lived righteously and in fear of God.
Thus they were saved and became God's chosen."
- The Scriptures, Book II 2:1
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08-11-2010, 09:39 PM
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Emporer!
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Is that some kind of skin care expert?
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08-11-2010, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ulhass
Do not confuse the great and godly Amarrians with some pitiful race called the armenians. Long Live the Empire and Long Live the Emporer!
"Our Lord visited his flock and saw that all was not good.
Blasphemy and heresy ruled the land.
The Lord punished the sinners and drowned them in their own blood.
But the people of Amarr lived righteously and in fear of God.
Thus they were saved and became God's chosen."
- The Scriptures, Book II 2:1
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We are here to preach the gospel and spread the word of Christ. Your scientologist beliefs are of no interest to us and I'd rather suggest that you either find yourself another forum or accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness. Romans 5:9: Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.
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08-11-2010, 09:57 PM
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We are here to preach the gospel and spread the word of Christ. Your scientologist beliefs are of no interest to us and I'd rather suggest that you either find yourself another forum or accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness. Romans 5:9: Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.
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The Amarrian God is the only God.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited.
Be Careful. Pure Thought is the Instigator of Sin.
Be Watchful. Free Thought is the Begetter of Disorder.
Be Respectful. Uniform Thought is the Way of Life.
The Mercy of our Emperor is Limitless. His Rule is Benign and Righteous. His Love is Perpetual."
- The Scriptures, Book I, The Code of Demeanor
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08-11-2010, 10:21 PM
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The Amarrian God is the only God.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited.
Be Careful. Pure Thought is the Instigator of Sin.
Be Watchful. Free Thought is the Begetter of Disorder.
Be Respectful. Uniform Thought is the Way of Life.
The Mercy of our Emperor is Limitless. His Rule is Benign and Righteous. His Love is Perpetual."
- The Scriptures, Book I, The Code of Demeanor
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An extension of your home. A reflection of your personality, of your individuality.
Amarr offers a total of 300+ residential garage door designs to fit your style and complement your home. Our residential garage doors are available in 3 different materials and 3 different constructions for increasing levels of energy efficiency.
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So you pretend to be Anime Sci-Fi characters while making garage doors?
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08-12-2010, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Cat o'Ninetails
i think spaceships are coo with the lord because in genesis 11:6 the word says that "And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do; and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. " so basically i think that means i can do what ever i imagine. anyway hope to meet you soon! x
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I wonder which company it is producing all the keyboards with a faulty shift key.
Or are they told not to use them in the public education system?
You should never try and interpret God's Holy word. Gen 11:6 most definitely does not say you can do as you please. Apart from anything else you have to obey the law of the land you live in.
Peter 2:13-14 (King James Version)
13Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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