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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 04:57 PM

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USA is short for United States of Ameridump
Come on, we all know your true reason for slandering great nation. You are bitter for USA being God's favorite country and that God hates Portugal.

Portugal was once great heathen nation. True imperium. After a while God got enough of your heathen ways and destroyed Portugeese empire in glorius year of 1755 by drowning den of sin known as Lisbon.
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 05:22 PM

That was a matter of coïncidences. Yes, Portugal was once the greatest nation in the world. But according to your God's logic, He will get enough of Ameridump and smite it. Then it'll probably become British again, or invaded by China. Empires come and go. The Roman Empire lasted very long, but since then the lifespan of Empires has kept on reducing. The American Empire is at the moment in a slow but steady decay...


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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 05:31 PM

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That was a matter of coïncidences. Yes, Portugal was once the greatest nation in the world. But according to your God's logic, He will get enough of Ameridump and smite it. Then it'll probably become British again, or invaded by China. Empires come and go. The Roman Empire lasted very long, but since then the lifespan of Empires has kept on reducing. The American Empire is at the moment in a slow but steady decay...
Yes, times change. But in case of Portugal we can truly speak of curse from God. He hates you so much that you have never recovered.

Almost 300 years later you are still one of the poorest countries in europe. And it is still getting worse for you. Even now Portugal is at the verge of bankruptcy. Give few more decades and countries you exploited for centuries will look like paradise compared to Portugal. Glory!
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 05:37 PM

And whose fault was the economic crisis? That's right, Ameridump. It proves that God struck Ameridump first with the economic crisis, because God has already begun hating Ameridump and its obese-infested inhabitants.

Portugal on the other hand will recover once the economic crisis is over. My country has been growing exponentially since the 90s, and some crisis that floated over from the British Colonies will not stop Portugal in its advance.


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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 05:44 PM

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My country has been growing exponentially since the 90s
Of course. You are so poor that if some Spaniard throws a Peso over your side of border, it's on all news as "massive economic boost".
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 05:49 PM

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And whose fault was the economic crisis? That's right, Ameridump. It proves that God struck Ameridump first with the economic crisis, because God has already begun hating Ameridump and its obese-infested inhabitants.

Portugal on the other hand will recover once the economic crisis is over. My country has been growing exponentially since the 90s, and some crisis that floated over from the British Colonies will not stop Portugal in its advance.

OH my I can see how the production of port wine and dried cod fish will lead Portugal into being a juggernaut of financial greatness.
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 05:50 PM

If I were so poor, how did I afford my computer then? Also, how are all the homeless in your country doing? There are clearly alot mora than in Portugal, so quit spreading such gibberish you colonial upstart.


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If I were so poor, how did I afford my computer then?
I'm guess you colonial hasbeens got few charity computers in schools and librarys for public use. I can't understand why, but Spanish are nice to keep you at the corner of "high tech". Maybe they feel embarassed for you by watching your suffering.
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If I were so poor, how did I afford my computer then? Also, how are all the homeless in your country doing? There are clearly alot mora than in Portugal, so quit spreading such gibberish you colonial upstart.

How many people live in Portugal ? How many live in the US of A ? Naturally we should have more homeless. But if we shipped the Nigra's and Messicants back to their home lands we would have zero homeless people. Don't be so silly.
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 06:03 PM

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If I were so poor, how did I afford my computer then? Also, how are all the homeless in your country doing? There are clearly alot mora than in Portugal, so quit spreading such gibberish you colonial upstart.
Listen, no one could care less about the opinions of a country that was under a dictatorship until 1974. For crying out loud, Mexico has a GDP 4 times the size of yours.
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 06:06 PM

Not answering the question about your homeless people eh? Ofcourse, what does the selfish Ameriderpian care about their poor fellow-countrymen, nothing because he's so fat and mal-educated he is too lazy to spare a single dollar.

Also, anno 2011 Portugal fares pretty well nowadays. If we weren't, we wouldn't be in the EU the first place. But ofcourse you republican baptwits don't know a thing or two about Europa.

PS. You are the Colonial, shut your upstart mouth until you got at least a competent national soccer team.


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Not answering the question about your homeless people eh? Ofcourse, what does the selfish Ameriderpian care about their poor fellow-countrymen, nothing because he's so fat and mal-educated he is too lazy to spare a single dollar.
What about our homeless? Last I checked, at least, we don't throw our homeless into fountains in a fit of drugged up soccer hooligan rage.

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Also, anno 2011 Portugal fares pretty well nowadays. If we weren't, we wouldn't be in the EU the first place. But ofcourse you republican baptwits don't know a thing or two about Europa.
Of course not. We only had to save Europe from destroying itself twice. It's a wonder we ever found the place being as stupid as we are.

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PS. You are the Colonial, shut your upstart mouth until you got at least a competent national soccer team.
Nah, we don't feel the need to dominate yet another sport in the world. We'll leave soccer up to the poor countries like Portugal where all you need is a ball and a dirt lot.
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Nah, we don't feel the need to dominate yet another sport in the world. We'll leave soccer up to the poor countries like Portugal where all you need is a ball and a dirt lot.
Brother Sampson, if the european savages don't have a ball (more often than one would think) they use a human head.

Still not as tough as real American football.


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If we weren't, we wouldn't be in the EU the first place.
Trust me, if EU would not be so stragled in it's own ridiculous bureacrasy, they would kick you in a heart beat.

But of course you are Portugeese, so I can't really blame you for not knowing what happens in your own country. http://www.redbrickpaper.co.uk/2011/...m-of-portugal/

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What about our homeless? Last I checked, at least, we don't throw our homeless into fountains in a fit of drugged up soccer hooligan rage.
Yet too cheap to spend a single dollar to help them. Ofcourse, capitalism...


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Of course not. We only had to save Europe from destroying itself twice. It's a wonder we ever found the place being as stupid as we are.
First WW you guys showed up too late to be of any major importance yet. During the second WW it was the Soviets who won the war in Europe. By the time the Americans landed in Normandy, the Allies were already winning the war.
Also it were the Brits who kicked the Gemans out of North-Africa, not the Americans and their Kasserine pass.


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American football needs about the same, no?


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Not answering the question about your homeless people eh? Ofcourse, what does the selfish Ameriderpian care about their poor fellow-countrymen, nothing because he's so fat and mal-educated he is too lazy to spare a single dollar.

Also, anno 2011 Portugal fares pretty well nowadays. If we weren't, we wouldn't be in the EU the first place. But ofcourse you republican baptwits don't know a thing or two about Europa.

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Let us know when you actually have a real sport. Soccer, how homer can you get?
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 06:29 PM

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Yet too cheap to spend a single dollar to help them. Ofcourse, capitalism...
Of course not. I suppose that's why our homeless people are fat, because we don't spend a dime on them.

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First WW you guys showed up too late to be of any major importance yet.
Our presence led to Germany's surrender. The Krauts were putting it to the Frogs and Brits after Russia was knocked out of the war.

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During the second WW it was the Soviets who won the war in Europe. By the time the Americans landed in Normandy, the Allies were already winning the war.
You really think the Russians would have stopped at Berlin if we hadn't shown up? What about the U.S. bankrolling western Europe to rebuild after the war with the Marshall plan?

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Also it were the Brits who kicked the Gemans out of North-Africa, not the Americans and their Kasserine pass.
The Americans took Sicily and Italy. It's too bad for you we didn't take Spain and Portugal, so you had to live under a totalitarian regime until the mid 1970's. Sorry about that.

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American football needs about the same, no?
If you call a ball, helmet, shoulder pads, leg pads, oversize jerseys to fit the pads into and specialized shoes, the same then sure.
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 07:02 PM

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Yet too cheap to spend a single dollar to help them. Ofcourse, capitalism...
Give a man a fish he eats for a day, teach a man to fish he eats every day.

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First WW you guys showed up too late to be of any major importance yet. During the second WW it was the Soviets who won the war in Europe. By the time the Americans landed in Normandy, the Allies were already winning the war.
Also it were the Brits who kicked the Gemans out of North-Africa, not the Americans and their Kasserine pass.
Where was Portugal when Japan was bombing England?
Where was Portugal when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor?
Answer sitting in topless bars slamming cheap port wine!
If it where not for H. Truman and the American people sending mass amounts of war materials to Europe under the lend lease program, you would be speaking Japanese. Cant you just say thank you?
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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 07:28 PM

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Give a man a fish he eats for a day, teach a man to fish he eats every day.
Fish is not food for real man. Teach a man to hunt and he eats properly every day.

Acts 2:46 "And they, continuing daily with one accord in the temple, and breaking bread from house to house, did eat their meat with gladness and singleness of heart"


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Default Re: Hello from a Pious Portuguese :D - 03-08-2011, 09:36 PM

@Lola 'Handcock'

Right, what did that remind me of?





Oh, look! Completely straight football players!





@Sampson

Maybe your government should spend a dime to do something about fat people? Or are they another new weapon the US is going to use to keep concentrating on losing in Iraq?

Also, congrats on being fierce enough to take Italy and Sicily, only to be stopped in your tracks at the Gothic Line
The Brits had to pave your way in, so they could've done the job fairly well without you.

Where did I said Stalin were to stop at Berlin? Never, Ameriderp just had to hop in when the war was virtually won already



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Right, Japan had the capacities bomb England at the other side of the world... Sounds just as correct as Germans bombing some islands in the freaking pacific...


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