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Default Julian Assange being prosecuted for not wearing a comdom! - 03-02-2012, 08:04 PM

While a fornicator, and surely going to hell, he didn't use condoms while being overcome by these whore's seductions. As we know, procreation is the only reason for sexual intercourse to ever take place. Yet another reason why God hates Sweden.

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Anatomy of a Smear: WikiLeaks' Assange Wanted for "Sex by Surprise," Not Rape

BY Kit Eaton12-03-2010 | 7:52 AM


WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is facing arrest for violating a Swedish law about sex without condoms, rather than a mainstream interpretation of "rape." Yet that's the charge reports often levy against him. Behold the smear campaign.
The New York Times wrote about the case on Thursday, noting that Swedish authorities were hunting Assange on charges of "rape, sexual molestation, and unlawful coercion." It commented on the alleged offense, stating claims by two women that "each had consensual sexual encounters with Mr. Assange that became nonconsensual."
The Swedish charges aren't exactly new, though. Some of the media had reported "rape" allegations back in August, and the Daily Mail even asserted the first alleged illegal act occurred when a condom broke, and the woman concerned "whatever her views about the incident," then "appeared relaxed and untroubled at the seminar the next day." At this seminar, Assange met the second alleged victim and "a source close to the investigation said the woman had insisted he wear a condom, but the following morning he made love to her without one."
Assange has questioned the "veracity" of the two women's statements, as the Times report notes. Assange's former lawyer yesterday "confirmed" the charges were to do with sexual misconduct concerning sex without condoms. Assange's current lawyer then revealed Swedish prosectors had told him they were not seeking Assange for "rape" at all, instead the alleged crime is "sex by surprise," which carries a penalty of a fine, although the details of the allegations haven't been revealed yet.
Then came the Interpol warrant, and with it, a new life for the previous rape accusations.
But few outlets are as concerned as the Times with nuance. Washington's Blog, to its credit, does report that the Swedish arrest warrant--and the following Interpol alert, adding Assange to its "most wanted" list--makes no reference to "rape." Instead Assange is being sought for sexual "coercion," after engaging in what was an allegedly non-consensual sex act with two women on two separate occasions within a short space of time. The act in question was sex without a condom, seemingly without the consent of the two women involved. Assange is also alleged to have been reluctant to submit to medical tests for sexually transmitted diseases. The two women reported him to the police, together, leading to the first arrest warrant for "rape," from a duty prosecutor, which was quickly canceled, then a later warrant for "sexual coercion."
A Google search for "Julian Assange rape" returns over 445,000 responses. See the above wordcloud generated from the top 50. The stand-out word is obvious. And while some of these results include Assange's statements alleging a "dirty tricks" campaign, there are more damning mainstream links, such as a September 1st story from the Associated Press, picked up by the Huffington Post and headlined, "Julian Assange Rape Investigation Reopened: Sweden Probing Wikileaks Founder." The body of the text mentions Sweden's chief prosecutor's comments noting there was "no reason to suspect that Assange, an Australian citizen, had raped a Swedish woman who had reported him to the police," and the AP notes that the new warrant was for "sexual coercion and sexual molestation" which "overruled a previous decision to only investigate the case as 'molestation,' which is not a sex offense under Swedish law." In other words, the AP's text implies no mention of "rape" but the hot eye-grabbing headline does--it's an old libel loophole. The "rape" part technically describes the investigation, not what Assange allegedly did.
We're absolutely not condoning non-consensual sex acts in any way, but arguably this story isn't about subtleties of semantics and centers on the labyrinthine--and seemingly nation-specific--laws Assange has violated. Yet the very Internets that Assange is using to crusade against government secrecy have enabled an almost unavoidable link between the words "Assange" and "rape" regardless of the precise nature of the allegations against him. Assange's character is thus extensively digitally smeared whether or not he is actually found guilty in court.
Call it a trial by Internet, a jury of Assange's peers.


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Default Re: Julian Assange being prosecuted for not wearing a comdom! - 03-02-2012, 08:13 PM

What's a condom?



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Default Re: Julian Assange being prosecuted for not wearing a comdom! - 03-02-2012, 08:26 PM

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What's a condom?



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Unfortunately, I went to public school which teaches nothing more than how to end up in hell. Don't worry about what a condoms are, good Christians like you and I won't ever have to know their evil.


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Well thats an interesting question. Is it a weapon of mass destruction or something? Sounds like something Iran is working on.
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Default Re: Julian Assange being prosecuted for not wearing a comdom! - 03-02-2012, 09:44 PM

Condoms are little balloons that atheists always have in their wallets. The purpose of these little balloons and what the atheists use them for is extremely disgusting, its worse than your worst imaginations. Therefore i will write this in spoiler-text that you have to mark if you really want to read it, please think twice before you mark this text, prepare to vomit

A condom (US /ˈkɒndəm/ or UK /ˈkɒndɒm/) is a barrier device most commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted diseases (STDs—such as gonorrhea, syphilis, and HIV). It is put on a man's erect penis and physically blocks ejaculated semen from entering the body of a sexual partner. Because condoms are waterproof, elastic, and durable, they are also used in a variety of secondary applications. These include collection of semen for use in infertility treatment as well as non-sexual uses such as creating waterproof microphones and protecting rifle barrels from clogging.
In the modern age, condoms are most often made from latex, but some are made from other materials such as polyurethane, polyisoprene, or lamb intestine. A female condom is also available, most often made of nitrile.
As a method of birth control, male condoms have the advantage of being inexpensive, easy to use, having few side effects, and of offering protection against sexually transmitted diseases. With proper knowledge and application technique—and use at every act of intercourse—women whose partners use male condoms experience a 2% per-year pregnancy rate with perfect use and a 15% per-year pregnancy rate with typical use.[1]
Condoms have been used for at least 400 years. Since the 19th century, they have been one of the most popular methods of contraception in the world. While widely accepted in modern times, condoms have generated some controversy, primarily over what role they should play in sex education classes. They are considered unacceptable in almost all situations by certain religions, notably the Catholic church.
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… asserted the first alleged illegal act occurred when a condom broke, …
Any normal rational mind might respond to sue the condom manufacturer, but we are dealing with the founder of Wiki – "Leaks" – so all bets are off.

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… instead the alleged crime is "sex by surprise," …
Whatever that is, consider it comes from Sweden – a socialist country inhabited by women and girlie men.


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Default Re: Julian Assange being prosecuted for not wearing a comdom! - 03-03-2012, 06:42 AM

I don't understand. Who is Julian Asswang? Is he a sodomite?


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I don't understand. Who is Julian Asswang? Is he a sodomite?
That's what I assume. He must be some foreign queer.


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From what i heard, he is from Austria
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Well, that would explain the allegations of criminal activity.

I have heard worse from Godless Europistan. Sometimes the men there will slip their penis in the woman's anus when she is not looking, and their anuses are so calloused from lesbanian fisting procedures that she won't even notice. There is no telling how many of these anal rapes go unreported.

Wearing a condom is a form of sodomy. A condom is a sex toy. Having sex with a condom is the ultimate perversion. Since it is neither human nor animal it is worse than bestiality.


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Wearing a condom is a form of sodomy. A condom is a sex toy. Having sex with a condom is the ultimate perversion. Since it is neither human nor animal it is worse than bestiality.
Amen to that, Brother. Strapping on a condom is the way homers get ready for anal sex. there is no other explanation; the guy must be a raging queer.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Julian Assange being prosecuted for not wearing a comdom! - 03-04-2012, 04:50 AM

I think condoms was invented by gays who thought that they could get away with having anal sex without getting AIDS because in their filthy atheist mind AIDS is something that is contained in peoples body fluids, however as we all know, AIDS still happens to gays who have anal sex, little do the gays know that it's God who smites gays with AIDS, and not some body fluids. Using a condom should also equal murder, as it's a form of abortion.
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