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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
12-20-2016, 01:48 AM
I'm going to be honest, But most of your statements about furries are utterly false. One thing is, Not all furries are homosexuals, In fact, Homosexual furries are a MINORITY in the furry group. Most furries are Bisexual, Followed by Heterosexual. Another thing is that, Most furries aren't perverts in any sort, there more there for the design aspects and the creativity because of the use of Anthropomorphic animals. And guess what, MOST FURRIES DON'T EVEN HAVE FURSUITS, as well as the fact that most furries don't do sexual acts in fursuits. Fursuits make you really hot when wearing them, It would be a NIGHTMARE wearing them during sexual acts. And If you think what I'm saying is wrong well, I am a furry! In fact, I've been a furry for around a year or two, and as well as that, I'm a full blown heterosexual.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
12-20-2016, 01:59 AM
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Not all furries are homosexuals, In fact, Homosexual furries are a MINORITY in the furry group. Most furries are Bisexual, Followed by Heterosexual.
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Most furries are queer, then. Not all, but most, like 99,9%?
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Another thing is that, Most furries aren't perverts in any sort,
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Yes they are, bisexuals and homosexuals.
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Fursuits make you really hot when wearing them,
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That sounds sexual, and perverted.
The prosecution rests, your Honor.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
12-20-2016, 02:04 AM
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Most furries are queer, then. Not all, but most, like 99,9%?
Yes they are, bisexuals and homosexuals.
That sounds sexual, and perverted.
The prosecution rests, your Honor.
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Im guessing I need to repeat myself. 1, most furries are not queer, most furries are not homosexual, and 2. I was talking about how much they heat up on the inside, most fursuits need sweat armor inside them to keep the user from ruining the suit. Oh and if you think that sounds sexual and perverted, then you might as well have a dirty mind
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
12-20-2016, 02:28 AM
To be honest, people shouldn't be persecuting things that they have little to no knowledge about.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
12-20-2016, 02:37 AM
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I'm going to be honest, But most of your statements about furries are utterly false. One thing is, Not all furries are homosexuals, In fact, Homosexual furries are a MINORITY in the furry group. Most furries are Bisexual...
Thank you and have a nice day.
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And thank you for that enlightening clarification.
What does this furry stuff have to do with praising Jesus? This forum exists for the glorification of God and for fellowship among Christians. Why do you come among us with your bizarre theories?
If you intend to participate here, we'd like to know about your congregation, your pastor, when you found Jesus and other details that will help us to know you.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
12-20-2016, 08:59 AM
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To be honest, people shouldn't be persecuting things that they have little to no knowledge about.
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Why not tell that to the heathen trash who come here, to our Church's private forums, for the sole purpose of persecuting Christians? In spite of 1 Peter 3:14, it can be hurtful to the more sensitive members of our community.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 04:44 AM
Yes Furries Can Go To Heaven. Dismiss what these arrogant people are saying here, it is nothing more than a fandom and like all human behavior, you control your own actions. Personally I have been a christian for 14 years and does being a furry affect your chance of getting into heaven? HELL NO. Also just out of curiosity, has anyone here actually talked to a homosexual? Or do you damn them to hell from a distance. Personally talking with many of them while keeping and open mind that is christian is healthy for everyone. 14 years of Christianity will not be shot down by supposed god-loving bastards with a keyboard
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 05:54 AM
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Yes Furries Can Go To Heaven...
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At first I was .
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...while keeping and open mind that is christian...
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Nice sentiment, but it has very little support in actual Scripture.
Any acceptance that Jesus showed was conditional on loving Him, meaning absolute obedience to every last sentence in the Bible:
Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."
If you don't agree with that (and by extension, everything else in the Bible), what business do you have calling yourself a Christian?
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 09:18 AM
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Yes Furries Can Go To Heaven. Dismiss what these arrogant people are saying here, it is nothing more than a fandom and like all human behavior, you control your own actions. Personally I have been a christian for 14 years and does being a furry affect your chance of getting into heaven? HELL NO. Also just out of curiosity, has anyone here actually talked to a homosexual? Or do you damn them to hell from a distance. Personally talking with many of them while keeping and open mind that is christian is healthy for everyone. 14 years of Christianity will not be shot down by supposed god-loving bastards with a keyboard
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Hello dear,
Welcome to the forum. Your whole attitude isn't very Christian at all. But don't worry we won't shoot you down. God will when he throws you cursing and screaming into a lake of fire.
As for talking to homos. Yes I have spoken to them on many occasions.
Now, why not teeter on over and give us a proper introduction.
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BTW. Furries cannot go to Heaven.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 06:29 PM
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Yes Furries Can Go To Heaven.
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Says who?
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like all human behavior, you control your own actions.
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Tell that to someone with OCD, addictions, or crippled.
The truth is dear, sin controls the mind of man (Ephesians 2:3) until he is born again through faith in Christ (John 3:3). Then he becomes a living temple of the Holy Ghost (1 Corinthians 6:19). If you're familiar with your Holy Bible, you'd know the True Christian™ replaces the ancient structural Holy of Holies, the place where God once did dwell (Leviticus 16:2). This is not only more convenient, but far cleaner as no one is obligated to be slopped with the blood and fat of cattle in order to sit and commune with the Lord thy God (Leviticus 8:22-28).
Funny thing too, because the Lord thy God sure tricked those Jews into thinking splashing blood around an alter would have any effect on sin (Hebrews 10:11)! As if a physical material could affect a spiritual reality, lol! Gullible Jews. They fell for it hook, line, and sinker. It's probably why they're such a wily people today. But Jesus won't trick us True Christians™. He is the spiritual material that can affect a spiritual reality (Hebrews 10:19-20).
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Also just out of curiosity, has anyone here actually talked to a homosexual?
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We have a number of ex-gay members of our church. Please don't be so intolerant about other people's experiences and feelings. It's not kind and we are a kind and welcoming community for those who seek Salvation.
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Or do you damn them to hell from a distance.
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I don't think you quite understand how Christianity works, dear. We don't damn anyone to Hell. That's the Lord thy God's job. We're just humble messengers, ambassadors if you will (2 Corinthians 5:20).
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I don't believe you've spent a single day as a Christian, much less 14 years. From where do you get your understanding of Who Jesus is? What possible source, other than the Holy Bible, do you have of identifying the will and nature of the Lord they God? The Manga Guide to Furry Religions?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 08:59 PM
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Yes Furries Can Go To Heaven. Dismiss what these arrogant people are saying here, it is nothing more than a fandom and like all human behavior, you control your own actions. Personally I have been a christian for 14 years and does being a furry affect your chance of getting into heaven? HELL NO. Also just out of curiosity, has anyone here actually talked to a homosexual? Or do you damn them to hell from a distance. Personally talking with many of them while keeping and open mind that is christian is healthy for everyone. 14 years of Christianity will not be shot down by supposed god-loving bastards with a keyboard
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Welcome friend!
You seem to be quite upset. Not surprising as you are obviously a false Christian and desperately are hoping God will excuse your foul perversion and grant you space in Heaven.
I have not seen one word in the Holy Bible where God had it written that perverts and queers can dine at the Big Table™.
I have read this:
Ephesians 5:3-17
3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.
7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
8 For ye were sometimes darkness, but now are ye light in the Lord: walk as children of light:
9 (For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth
10 Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord.
11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.
13 But all things that are reproved are made manifest by the light: for whatsoever doth make manifest is light.
14 Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light.
15 See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise,
16 Redeeming the time, because the days are evil.
17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is.
Now, as far as you queers go, here is Gods Pure Word about it:
Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 11:00 PM
Hi there!
Sorry about how I was last night, I truly should have taken a different approach to that but I was very tired. As for my language I apologize again, but I didn't use anything that I did not see unpunished in this forum by others. Just out of curiosity, which part of the bible says that furries cannot go to heaven? Or that god does not approve of it. Find me a quote from the bible and I will give up being a furry. Also I found a verse that relates to this situation reading the bible:
14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters. 2 One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3 The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them.
With the un-acceptance of others, such as blacks and homosexuals according to everything I have seen on this website. I do not think that I am the one who is not a pure Christian. I have been a Christian for 14 years and I plan to stay as one. Sorry if I came off as harsh, I try to stay as happy as I possibly can, enjoying my life and how much god loves me and everyone in the world.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 11:38 PM
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Just out of curiosity, which part of the bible says that furries cannot go to heaven?
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You're confused, dear. You made a statement that furries can go to Heaven. Kindly back that up with Scripture, or acknowledge you pulled that out of your own imagination.
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14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters. 2 One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3 The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them.
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Hurrah! You've started to look to the Holy Bible for answers! Allow me to introduce you to the King James Version, the only True version in a sea of Falsies. Him that is weak in the faith receive ye, but not to doubtful disputations.
For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.
Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.
Romans 14:1-3
I would encourage you to read the entire letter to the Romans, and then read the entire Bible so you can understand this passage in context. I can see you did not consider the context, which is likely because you are ignorant of it. It appears to have been slopped down as if we were playing Bible Verse Bingo and you did a quick google search for "accept" + "bible."
This particular passage refers to the dietary Laws of Moses and in what ways Christ has put Judaism to bed. Unless you are prepared to argue some Furry Laws of Moses, you're barking up the wrong tree. Furthermore, accepting the weak in faith is not the same as accepting the sinner. The LORD is very clear that we are to shun the infidel among us (1 Corinthians 5:13). Landover Baptist Church was created to provide just such a safe haven for True Christians™, as commanded by Jesus (2 Thessalonians 3:6). You may think judgement is mean-spirited and uncalled for, but Jesus says this is for the good of the unregenerated spirit (2 Thessalonians 3:14). You see, shame allows the sinner to see himself as Jesus sees him, which is not good, but in dire need of redemption.
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With the un-acceptance of others, such as blacks and homosexuals according to everything I have seen on this website. I do not think that I am the one who is not a pure Christian. I have been a Christian for 14 years and I plan to stay as one. Sorry if I came off as harsh, I try to stay as happy as I possibly can, enjoying my life and how much god loves me and everyone in the world.
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Yes, I understand this is what you think. The problem is, you are not God, and God is not you. As it stands, your god is a figment of the imagination; a phantom deity who just so happens to agree with all your moral beliefs. A god who, I'll bet, comforts you when faced with moral dilemmas and emotional discomfort. Don't you think that's just a bit... convenient? After all, that means you can never really be wrong. Mistaken yes, but not wrong. What do you suppose is the difference between that god and an imaginary friend?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 11:41 PM
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...14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters...
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Ok, then nothing in the Bible means anything at all. No rules, do what you like.
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You don't understand what "disputable" means. There's nothing in the Bible that says God's hatred of homosexuals (and those who aid and abet them) is disputable.
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...I have been calling myself a Christian for 14 years and I plan to keep doing so in direct contradiction of the Scripture that someone handily posted in the first reply to my post above...
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-20-2017, 11:52 PM
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Hi there!
Sorry about how I was last night, I truly should have taken a different approach to that but I was very tired.
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Don't worry. We've seen worse.
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As for my language I apologize again, but I didn't use anything that I did not see unpunished in this forum by others. Just out of curiosity, which part of the bible says that furries cannot go to heaven?
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If you bothered to look at the first page of this thread you'd see a reply by our pastor (Ezekiel Flint), who cited the appropriate verse:
I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
Obviously, furries are covered under the general umbrella of weird clothing.
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Or that god does not approve of it. Find me a quote from the bible and I will give up being a furry. Also I found a verse that relates to this situation reading the bible:
14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters. 2 One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3 The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them.
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Romans 14:1-3
1 Him that is weak in the faith receive ye, but not to doubtful disputations.
2 For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.
3 Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.
Here is what Dr. Elmer White says about these verses in a beautifully color-coded way:
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Next, Romans 14. More orders that seem at first hard to fulfill, but by remembering Romans 12:19, we'll manage. How to deal with those who are pitiful weaklings?
Romans 14:2-3
For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs. Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.
Here we can see how vegetarians are weaklings who deserve not only our horrified astonishment but also our pity. We can also see that God hath received those who eat all foodstuffs, i.e., meats. Furthermore, it is totally unacceptable for vegetarians to judge meateaters. God will revenge that (Romans 12:19).
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I hope that was helpful.
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With the un-acceptance of others, such as blacks and homosexuals according to everything I have seen on this website.
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Oh, please, don't shoot the messenger, all that hate is not us; it is derived 100% God's Own Words.
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I do not think that I am the one who is not a pure Christian. I have been a Christian for 14 years and I plan to stay as one. Sorry if I came off as harsh, I try to stay as happy as I possibly can, enjoying my life and how much god loves me and everyone in the world.
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Well, you cannot deny that you've been warned.
Matthew 7:13-14
13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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03-21-2017, 12:52 AM
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Pithy. Can you elaborate?
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-21-2017, 01:29 PM
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Hi there!
Sorry about how I was last night, I truly should have taken a different approach to that but I was very tired. As for my language I apologize again, but I didn't use anything that I did not see unpunished in this forum by others. Just out of curiosity, which part of the bible says that furries cannot go to heaven? Or that god does not approve of it. Find me a quote from the bible and I will give up being a furry. Also I found a verse that relates to this situation reading the bible:
14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters. 2 One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3 The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them.
With the un-acceptance of others, such as blacks and homosexuals according to everything I have seen on this website. I do not think that I am the one who is not a pure Christian. I have been a Christian for 14 years and I plan to stay as one. Sorry if I came off as harsh, I try to stay as happy as I possibly can, enjoying my life and how much god loves me and everyone in the world.
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Friend, while everyone wants to be a Christian (can you blame them) most, like you, are not. No more than a pebble can be a mountain. You do not follow the Word of God. You are doomed to a eternal existence of misery.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. The tail from your beaver outfit gets caught in your chain and a Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
03-21-2017, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuemescine
Yes Furries Can Go To Heaven.
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You have not posted any Scripture supporting the claim.
Just to be clear, you're saying people like this go to Heaven? Next you move on to an even more abominable subject as it is explicitly stated in The Bible. Why don't you know that?
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has anyone here actually talked to a homosexual?
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Not knowingly after becoming Christians because The Bible tells us to have no currency with homosexuals. Here's some homework for you, it should be easy if you love Jesus and follow His word. Find a Bible passage covering either of these points. There are quite a few and I don't want all of them.
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Or do you damn them to hell from a distance.
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We do not damn anybody to anything. Only God can to that. Christians have a duty to judge others (again a Bible verse for you to look up).
Quite easy in the following case: ..so there's three easy verses for you to find. Easy if you're a Christian. Irrelevant if you're not.
From your anti-Biblical statements, unsubstantiated statements as it happens at this point, it's looking like the latter but if I'm wrong I'm sure you'll want to correct me and of course I'd like to know where I've gone wrong if that's the case.
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