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Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
07-27-2019, 03:47 AM
It is True™. One of the most technologically advanced nations on Earth who gave us IKEA, Volvo, the dynamite but also the vile music of ABBA is now at war with the Godly U.S. of A. but our beloved leader, President Donald Trump is on the case and we are expecting nukes any moment now. And they'll be well-deserved. It all began in July 2019 when a Godly American musician, Mr. A$AP Rocky (I've never heard of him but he me must be good based on our President's approval) defended himself and American values in the crime-ridden state of Sweden.
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Prosecutor Daniel Suneson said in a statement on Thursday that he filed charges against the artist and two members of the rapper’s entourage, “having come to the conclusion that the events in question constitute a crime and despite claims of self-defence and provocation”.Footage emerged of the rapper hurling a man to the ground as he and his entourage punched and kicked him. Other members of his entourage were filmed attacking another man.
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No sane nation would deny a man his right to defend himself. Hence, Sweden is insane. In addition, they don't have open carry so Mr. Rocky could not defend himself simply by using a gun. Our beloved leader, Mr. President Donald Trump immediately reacted to the persecution of this American man (and future ex-Hamite) by discarding all of His pride and pleading heartily to the prime minstrel of Sweden:
To this, the Swede replied by claiming that he had no jurisdiction over the Swedish courts. This is ridiculous. Our president can twist the judges any way he pleases, so can Godly Vladimir Putin, so can our great friend Kim Jong-Un. Of course the Swedish minstrel could have helped. He didn't want to! He even refused the bail money that Sweden "apparently doesn't have in its system"
Our President is now furious as He should be!
Still Sweden refused to submit!
Indeed the U.S. of Godly A. does a lot for Sweden. We buy more from them than they buy from us! In 2019, by July, Sweden has a debt of 3,362.4 Megabucks. So it's gonna be war. A Crusade. A Jihad. Our beloved Leader Mr. President Trump is gonna win. With nukes.
Revelation 17:14
These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
07-27-2019, 01:44 PM
The Swedish 'government' - or should I say "hard-line Polit-Bureau"? - has revealed its true colors. For years now, the remnants of Stalinist Russia have been infiltrating and now they are flexing their muscles against what they, and their fellow-travelers, see as the default enemy - the US.
Sweden will find out what America does for them when America stops doing it.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
07-27-2019, 05:53 PM
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
07-27-2019, 06:22 PM
I thought all Swedes were blond, blue-eyed and white (with good looking women), but as the TMZ video below shows, those troublemakers look like mooselimbs to me (and nothing but more trouble from the "religion of peace"). Maybe those Swedes don't want to piss off their mooselimbs, but perhaps they didn't get the memo that Obama is no longer in charge around here.
There was a time when the virtue signaling, tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, New York Times-reading, body-piercing, Hollywood-loving, LIEberals liked to drive the socialist made Volvo cars before there was the Prius. I can almost guarantee that there will be riots in the streets and the burning down of Volvo dealerships if that nigra rapper isn't released soon. Americans used to be respected around the world and you didn't mess with them - even if they were nigras.
Our President Trump can pardon anyone he likes, and the Prime Minister of Sweden can't? I'd say Stefan Löfven better grab a pair of binoculars and look for that aircraft carrier appearing over the horizon.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
07-29-2019, 02:33 AM
The Swedes, possessors of the world's finest racial stock, are being held hostage. The Islamic State of Scandinavia is just another province controlled by ISIS. Invading the country and driving out the forces of literal and figurative darkness would be a great humanitarian act. I propose we free the political prisoner Anders Breivik from prison and make him the governor-general of Norway, then storm east to free Sweden and hook south to liberate Denmark, the Netherlands, Germany, and France. If Spain could do it centuries ago, America can surely reconquer Europe from the sand people today.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-02-2019, 01:51 PM
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The Swedes, possessors of the world's finest racial stock, are being held hostage. The Islamic State of Scandinavia is just another province controlled by ISIS. Invading the country and driving out the forces of literal and figurative darkness would be a great humanitarian act. I propose we free the political prisoner Anders Breivik from prison and make him the governor-general of Norway, then storm east to free Sweden and hook south to liberate Denmark, the Netherlands, Germany, and France. If Spain could do it centuries ago, America can surely reconquer Europe from the sand people today.
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The feminist rule is a disaster for all women in Sweden and Norway want a wall too.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-02-2019, 03:58 PM
Greetings!
Black men who have been exiled from the Motherland by white nationalists need a homeland too. This is a situation which is well overstood by Swedish people who are the best of the white people and they are very partial to Black men especially the young women. There is a shortage of men who like women in Sweden so the Black men are especially appreciated by the white girls. This is why Swedish people have heartily welcomed the Black man to come to Sweden and be Swedish now. White nationalists around the world have complained about this but the Swedish people are happy to darken the complexion of their country and stop using their unusual names in favor of African names like Tyrone and D'Shaunte and M'Babwa. I have long desired to go to Sweden myself and meet the Swedish girls. I have been unable to meet Greta since she has been in Babylon but there is still a chance I may meet her yet.
Jah Guide!
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10-05-2019, 11:25 AM
White nationalists around the world have complained about this but the Swedish people are happy to darken the complexion of their country and stop using their unusual names in favor of African names like Tyrone and D'Shaunte and M'Babwa.
The clickingsounds are hard but i just added "click-click" as my middle name.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-05-2019, 12:40 PM
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Greetings!
Black men who have been exiled from the Motherland by white nationalists need a homeland too. This is a situation which is well overstood by Swedish people who are the best of the white people and they are very partial to Black men especially the young women. There is a shortage of men who like women in Sweden so the Black men are especially appreciated by the white girls. This is why Swedish people have heartily welcomed the Black man to come to Sweden and be Swedish now. White nationalists around the world have complained about this but the Swedish people are happy to darken the complexion of their country and stop using their unusual names in favor of African names like Tyrone and D'Shaunte and M'Babwa. I have long desired to go to Sweden myself and meet the Swedish girls. I have been unable to meet Greta since she has been in Babylon but there is still a chance I may meet her yet.
Jah Guide!
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It's called Liberia.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-05-2019, 04:07 PM
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White nationalists around the world have complained about this but the Swedish people are happy to darken the complexion of their country
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Not all Swedish people.
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The clickingsounds are hard
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I would partially disagree, it really depends on the type of the click. Do you really find the dental click "tsk, tsk" to be difficult?
However, what I do find personally challenging, are the palatal and alveolar clicks. When I find the need to pronounce them, I usually fake them by substituting them with an ejective consonant. They sound the same to me! I wonder if Dr. Elmer White would agree...
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-06-2019, 06:48 AM
Isn't the main problem of languages with "clicks" the vocabulary size?
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-06-2019, 06:52 AM
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-06-2019, 04:37 PM
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Isn't the main problem of languages with "clicks" the vocabulary size?
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That's a good question and it really depends on some preconceived notions, such as: how do you feel about borrowings from another language? If we reject borrowings, all of the varieties of English are reduced to a very rudimentary language with really tiny vocabulary. Even though we use clicks only to express pity and communicate with horses, that would certainly support your thesis, that languages which clicks do have a small vocabulary.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-07-2019, 03:09 PM
Greetings!
All of this talk about clickings is very confusing. I have consulted with the white girls on the Student Committee to Drive Off Donald Trump and none of them have ever heard of clicking. Even the sociology majors who are usually the best informed have no information on clicking. Much of the reason that I chose being educated at Georgetown University in Babylon over Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow which is in Russia! is due to the ability to study the white people of Babylon for better overstanding but this clicking is something of which I can find no overstanding at all. What are you white people talking about and why do you punctuate Russia! like that now? I do not remember Russia! being spelled like that when I was at the Methodist School in Kingston which is in Jamaica which is my home.
Jah Guide!
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-07-2019, 07:28 PM
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My dear Trevor, thank you for providing a fantastic - although misplaced - example of a written notation of an alveolar click consonant.
Here is a video of a random white dude pronouncing the ! sound. I wonder if our eternally confused friend Social Construct will see that as an example of a blatant cultural appropriation?
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-07-2019, 10:13 PM
Greetings!
Why is that white man attached to that machine and what is it making him do and what is that thing inside of his mouth? Why is he making those noises? Is he being killed?
I will never overstand the white man at this rate. They are becoming curiouser and curiouser.
Jah Guide!
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-09-2019, 10:20 AM
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Greetings!
All of this talk about clickings is very confusing. I have consulted with the white girls on the Student Committee to Drive Off Donald Trump and none of them have ever heard of clicking. Even the sociology majors who are usually the best informed have no information on clicking. Much of the reason that I chose being educated at Georgetown University in Babylon over Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow which is in Russia! is due to the ability to study the white people of Babylon for better overstanding but this clicking is something of which I can find no overstanding at all. What are you white people talking about and why do you punctuate Russia! like that now? I do not remember Russia! being spelled like that when I was at the Methodist School in Kingston which is in Jamaica which is my home.
Jah Guide!
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I am talking to horses every day and that makes me an expert on african Jive-talk.Best Regards The tolerant liberal Kyrre Q Q Eliasen.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-09-2019, 10:45 AM
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Greetings!
Why is that white man attached to that machine and what is it making him do and what is that thing inside of his mouth? Why is he making those noises? Is he being killed?
I will never overstand the white man . .
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You need to read "That Hideous Strength" by C. S. Lewis.
There you will glean the impetus behind heads connected to machines.
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“I thought I saw a face floating in front of me. A face, not a head, if you understand what I mean. That is, there was a beard and nose and eyes — at least, you couldn’t see the eyes because it had coloured glasses on, but there didn’t seem to be anything above the eyes. Not at first; But as I got used to the light, I got a horrible shock. I thought the face was a mask tied on to a kind of balloon thing. But it wasn’t, exactly. Perhaps it looked a bit like a man wearing a sort of turban.….What it really was, was a head.….which had had the top part of the skull taken off and then... then — as if something inside had boiled over. A great big mass which bulged out from inside what was left of the skull. Wrapped in some kind of composition stuff, but very thin stuff. You could see it twitch. Even in my fright I remember thinking, ‘Oh kill it, kill it Put it out of its pain.’ But only for a second because I thought the thing was real, really. It was green looking and the mouth was wide open and quite dry. You realise I was a long time, looking at it, before anything else happened. And soon I saw that it wasn’t exactly floating. It was fixed up on some kind of bracket, or shelf, or pedestal — I don’t know quite what, and there were things hanging from it. From the neck, I mean. Yes, it had a neck and a sort of collar thing round it, but nothing below the collar; no shoulders or body. Only these hanging things. In the dream I thought it was some kind of new man that had only head and entrails: I thought all those tubes were its insides. But presently — I don’t quite know how, I saw that they were artificial. Little rubber tubes and bulbs and little metal things too. I couldn’t understand them. All the tubes went into the wall. Then at last something happened.”
“You’re all right, Jane, are you?” said Miss Ironwood.
“Oh yes,” said Jane, “as far as that goes. Only one somehow doesn’t want to tell it. Well, quite suddenly, like when an engine is started, there came a puff of air out of its mouth, with a hard dry rasping sound. And then there came another, and it settled down into a sort of rhythm — huff, huff, huff — like an imitation of breathing. Then came a most horrible thing: the mouth began to dribble. I know it sounds silly but in a way I felt sorry for it because it had no hands and couldn’t wipe its mouth. It seems a small thing compared with all the rest but that is how I felt. Then it began working its mouth about and even licking its lips. It was like someone getting a machine into working order. To see it doing that just as if it was alive, and at the same time dribbling over the beard which was all stiff and dead looking... Then three people came into the room, all dressed up in white, with masks on, walking as carefully as cats on the top of a wall. One was a great fat man, and another was lanky and bony. The third...” here Jane paused involuntarily.
“The third... I think it was Mark... I mean my husband.”
“You are uncertain?” said the Director.
“No,” said Jane. “It was Mark. I knew his walk. And I knew the shoes he was wearing. And his voice. It was Mark.”
“I am sorry,” said the Director.
“And then,” said Jane, “all three of them came round and stood in front of the Head. They bowed to it. You couldn’t tell if it was looking at them because of its dark glasses. It kept on with that rhythmical huffing noise. Then it spoke.”
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-09-2019, 12:49 PM
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I am talking to horses every day and that makes me an expert on african Jive-talk.Best Regards The tolerant liberal Kyrre Q Q Eliasen.
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Sweetie, here is a fun fact: horses aren't from Africa - they originated in another big country that also starts with an "A."
I hope that was helpful.
However, if you really are what you claim to be, how about addressing my previous question:
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I would partially disagree, it really depends on the type of the click. Do you really find the dental click "tsk, tsk" to be difficult?
However, what I do find personally challenging, are the palatal and alveolar clicks. When I find the need to pronounce them, I usually fake them by substituting them with an ejective consonant. They sound the same to me! I wonder if Dr. Elmer White would agree...
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As a self-proclaimed expert I'm sure you're well aware that African consonants include palatal and alveolar clicks in addition to dental ones.
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Re: Sweden Declares War on the U.S. -
10-09-2019, 06:44 PM
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As a self-proclaimed expert I'm sure you're well aware that African consonants include palatal and alveolar clicks in addition to dental ones.
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They are just an affectation though, Sister. The Africans think it makes them sound more interesting. They are of course, in this as in everything else, wrong.
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