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Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-04-2010, 07:21 PM
After decades of cleverly elluding the police, 1970's teenybopper terrorist DAVID CASSIDY is at last in police custody. May the judgment of a lost generation rain down on him.
In his flagrantly fringed vests, snug-fitting headbands and towering platform shoes, Mr. Cassidy was the Pied Piper of a league of homosexual pop stars (Elton John, Barry MANilow, etc.) who lead our children and his very own siblings into the "glitter pop" "world" of musical debauchery...and Mr. Cassidy's genius was to do it over the FAMILY TELEVISION AIRWAVES.
Anyway....the drunken partridge is behind bars now, and will surely have to answer for his torrent of offenses.
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A rep for former teen idol David Cassidy said on Thursday that the actor adamantly denied being drunk behind the wheel after being arrested in Florida.
The “Partidge Family” star was caught with a half-empty bottle of bourbon in his car after being pulled over on the state’s turnpike around 8:00pm local time Wednesday, following careless driving, TMZ.com reported.
Cassidy, now 60, told cops he drank a glass of wine at lunch and popped a painkiller a few hours before he was stopped.
But breath tests showed blood alcohol readings of 0.139 and 0.141 -- way over the .08 legal limit.
The highway patrol trooper who caught him then found the bourbon bottle after searching Cassidy's car, a 2008 Mercedes.
Cassidy’s rep Jo-Ann Geffen later said that Cassidy was not drunk and was ready to fight any DUI charges, adding, "He would never jeopardize anyone on the road, and he would not have been driving had he not had to go to a funeral ... he's never been arrested in his life before for anything."
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-04-2010, 11:07 PM
The Partridge Family, along with The Brady Bunch, was one of television's first anti-family entertainment attempts. Those Hollywood liberals wanted to glamorize the rock and roll lifestyle. Imagine, a bunch of kids living in a bus with their mother (and no father!) traveling the USA and playing rock music. If that show had been brutally honest, it would've focused on heroin abuse and painful sores in their nether regions and raping underage girl groupies and attempted suicides.
It's no coincidence those shows came out in the late 60's, at the height of the hippie movement, the sexual revolution, and the complete destruction of all things sacred and moral in our great nation. The Partridge Family paved the way for TV shows that were practically porn, later on in the 1970's like Three's Company and Charlie's Angels.
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-04-2010, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
The Partridge Family, along with The Brady Bunch, was one of television's first anti-family entertainment attempts. Those Hollywood liberals wanted to glamorize the rock and roll lifestyle. Imagine, a bunch of kids living in a bus with their mother (and no father!) traveling the USA and playing rock music. If that show had been brutally honest, it would've focused on heroin abuse and painful sores in their nether regions and raping underage girl groupies and attempted suicides.
It's no coincidence those shows came out in the late 60's, at the height of the hippie movement, the sexual revolution, and the complete destruction of all things sacred and moral in our great nation. The Partridge Family paved the way for TV shows that were practically porn, later on in the 1970's like Three's Company and Charlie's Angels.
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GLORY Pastor, look at what those two shows were depicting; young women and men living together and "interacting" in attractive clothing. All the Partridge Family was porn for the main stream. Those shows were nothing more to push masturbation fodder into American teens faces and TV has just been down hill to hell since!
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-04-2010, 11:40 PM
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The Partridge Family, along with The Brady Bunch, was one of television's first anti-family entertainment attempts. Those Hollywood liberals wanted to glamorize...the complete destruction of all things sacred and moral in our great nation.
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And look at who headed that fatherless clan....Shirley Partridge in her velvet PANTS suits and butch haircuts, pushing the "alternative" singles-family agenda. (Her sister-in-crime Carol Brady had a butch haircut, too, but at least THAT one had a husband!)
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-04-2010, 11:45 PM
My God, just who did she think she was? Cotton Mather?
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11-04-2010, 11:53 PM
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My God, just who did she think she was? Cotton Mather?
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If only she had stopped with the collar....
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-05-2010, 12:01 AM
If you look close at the black part of the getup, it looks like... the PlayBoy Bunny!
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11-05-2010, 12:08 AM
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If you look close at the black part of the getup, it looks like... the PlayBoy Bunny!
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-05-2010, 12:32 AM
The guy is 5'6" in his stockinged feet
Le:21:16: And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Le:21:17: Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
Le:21:18: For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach:[...]
Le:21:20: Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, [...] he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
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Le:21:23: Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
Dwarves rarely amount to much, they're not big and they're not clever.
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-05-2010, 12:39 AM
Have they arrested Alan Partridge? That's a shame, I always thought the fellow showed True Christian potential. Still, I suppose it just goes to show, you can't trust anybody nowadays.
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-05-2010, 12:41 AM
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Le:21:23: Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish;...
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He has aquired more and more blemishes with time, in addition to his well-known dwarfism.
This is his mug shot...
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-05-2010, 01:55 AM
I always had the nagging feeling that The Partridge Family and The Brady Bunch were 2 shows with hidden agendas. I was concerned that they were quietly promoting incest. Too many long, lingering looks and conversations between the older children and in the case of Mr David Partridge I was concerned about him and the way his Mother treated him as an equal...if you get my meaning. Disgusting shows, both of them.
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Re: Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED! -
11-05-2010, 02:41 AM
Sometimes the LORD works in mysterious ways. Just as the drunken driving Jimmy Stewart character in "It's a Wonderful Life" has a positive experience as a result of his bar escapade, even a Papist like Mel Gibson, can be used as an instrument of God under the influence of strong spirits, like a quarter bottle of Tequila. Listen to how the LORD spoke through Gibson. If this isn't speaking in tongues, what is?
[Courtesy TMZ]
"You mother piffleer. I'm going to piffle you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."
The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: [emphasis added] "piffleing Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"
The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the piffle do you think you're doing?"
A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"
We're told Gibson took two blood alcohol tests, which were videotaped, and continued saying how "piffleed" he was and how he was going to "piffle" Deputy Mee.
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