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Default It's Time to Try Again - 06-22-2019, 06:04 PM

What? A young fine man like me is single? What?


But sadly, that has been my fate. They come, they die. They come, they leave me for an orthodox Joo. They come, they leave me for a sissy catholic. Why can't a Christ killer find a suitable mate? It's a puzzlement, no?


I'm wealthy. My looks are apparent and one might say God blessed me with a special sort of face, no? I know there is a young, unmarried, broad hipped, humble, pure sweetheart who is dynamite in the kitchen and other places. Someone who will recite the Bible when I want it and shut up when I want it. Someone to sew and do gardening and decorate the house for holidays.


So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old. Others, while not too old, are not that lovely.


I wonder if there's an Etheldreda daughter of marrying age?
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So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old.
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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 07-14-2019, 05:20 PM

Mr. Weinstein, my eldest daughter (known on here as Esther might be available for courtship if her current suitor decides to break off his courtship in favor of a younger lady. She's 27 years old, but she is completely pure and is a wonderful cook and cleaner. I would be willing to overlook your Christ killing past if you promise to renounce those ways in your wedding vows, if marriage is the end result. Of course, this all depends on what her current suitor, Luke, decides to do.
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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 07-14-2019, 05:35 PM

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Mr. Weinstein, my eldest daughter (known on here as Esther might be available for courtship if her current suitor decides to break off his courtship in favor of a younger lady. She's 27 years old, but she is completely pure and is a wonderful cook and cleaner. I would be willing to overlook your Christ killing past if you promise to renounce those ways in your wedding vows, if marriage is the end result. Of course, this all depends on what her current suitor, Luke, decides to do.
Luke will leave. They all do. It can’t be the men’s fault every time. Have you had her inspected?


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 07-14-2019, 05:39 PM

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Mr. Weinstein, my eldest daughter (known on here as Esther ...
What does that mean? Is she posting under a false name and if so, what does she have to hide?


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 07-14-2019, 07:35 PM

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Luke will leave. They all do. It can’t be the men’s fault every time. Have you had her inspected?
She is inspected for purity every month and she always passes with flying colors. If I could have married her off sooner, I would have, but sadly there aren't a lot of Godly, Bible-obeying men in Connecticut and the majority that are have never heard of Pastor Ezekiel. I wish the influx of Godly men had started sooner.


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What does that mean? Is she posting under a false name and if so, what does she have to hide?
Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, I was simply pointing out who my daughter is on the forums. Esther most certainly is not posting under a false name and she has nothing to hide. Even if there was something that she wanted to hide, I wouldn't allow it because it would inevitably come to light, as God says in Luke 12:2 and Matthew 10:26.
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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 07-14-2019, 07:57 PM

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Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, I was simply pointing out who my daughter is on the forums.
Well, I suppose that might make sense if you hadn't chosen to add this: There is absolutely nothing "cool", as the sad, middle-aged, former trendsetters say, about being "known as" something you're not.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Well, I suppose that might make sense if you hadn't chosen to add this: There is absolutely nothing "cool", as the sad, middle-aged, former trendsetters say, about being "known as" something you're not.
Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, my father would like me to let you know that he is not well versed in all things related to the internet, so he was unaware that "B" and the closed parenthesis makes the "cool" emoji.

To keep things on topic, my father is thinking o breaking off my courtship to prevent any scandals later on.


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Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, my father would like me to let you know that he is not well versed in all things related to the internet, so he was unaware that "B" and the closed parenthesis makes the "cool" emoji.
Really? Oh dear. In that case, he should definitely step away from the interweb.

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To keep things on topic, my father is thinking o breaking off my courtship to prevent any scandals later on.
DO tell us more, dear. What sort of scandals are likely? We just want to help you avoid them.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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What does that mean? Is she posting under a false name and if so, what does she have to hide?
Excellent question, Sister!

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Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, my father would like me to let you know that he is not well versed in all things related to the internet, so he was unaware that "B" and the closed parenthesis makes the "cool" emoji.
I guess the only question remaining is why the heck did he want to insert a B before closing a parenthesis? Is the man half illiterate?

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What? A young fine man like me is single? What?


But sadly, that has been my fate. They come, they die. They come, they leave me for an orthodox Joo. They come, they leave me for a sissy catholic. Why can't a Christ killer find a suitable mate? It's a puzzlement, no?


I'm wealthy. My looks are apparent and one might say God blessed me with a special sort of face, no? I know there is a young, unmarried, broad hipped, humble, pure sweetheart who is dynamite in the kitchen and other places. Someone who will recite the Bible when I want it and shut up when I want it. Someone to sew and do gardening and decorate the house for holidays.


So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old. Others, while not too old, are not that lovely.


I wonder if there's an Etheldreda daughter of marrying age?
I frankly can't tell the difference between an Ashkenazi and a Sephardic Jew, but there are some things that are disgusting about this goyim and yid stuff - like gefilte fish and chopped liver.

So you have repented of your Christ killing ways and accepted Jesus - that also means you need to stay away from those cured deli meats. Accepting Jesus also means you need to accept mayonnaise, white bread, marshmallows, yellow mustard, and sweet pickles. This is just a start, but you might find this goes a long way to improving your life as a Christian.


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Indeed! We want to hear all the juicy details!
My suitor, Luke, has been spending some unchaperoned time with a young lady and has claimed that it's "nothing more than Bible study." My father is concerned that Luke has feelings for the woman and is committing adultery like in Matthew 5:28. He is also worried that if this courtship leads to marriage, Luke might go off and violate Exodus 20:14.


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My suitor, Luke, has been spending some unchaperoned time with a young lady and has claimed that it's "nothing more than Bible study." My father is concerned that Luke has feelings for the woman and is committing adultery like in Matthew 5:28. He is also worried that if this courtship leads to marriage, Luke might go off and violate Exodus 20:14.
Here's a solution: both you and the unnamed lady should marry Luke. This way, he can spend all the time he wants with her, and no adultery is being committed. It's a win-win for everybody involved!
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Here's a solution: both you and the unnamed lady should marry Luke. This way, he can spend all the time he wants with her, and no adultery is being committed. It's a win-win for everybody involved!
Thank you for that suggestion, Sister, but judging by the loud phone conversation that my father is currently having with Luke, that might not be a possibility.


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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 07-20-2019, 03:57 PM

Since Luke just broke off the courtship in favor of dating the young woman that he has been fornicating with (yes, he admitted it), Esther is (sadly) single again. Mr. Weinstein, please PM me if you are interested in courting her. I want to see my daughter married and bearing sons before her 30th birthday.
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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 07-20-2019, 11:56 PM

Do you want more disgrace to come to your family by having your lovely daughter marry a joo? (Ok, EX Joo)


I should think that the sounds of Havah Nagilah or however that joo song is spelled would bring reproach and shame when your Christian friends hear it emanating from the windows while this jooboy fornicates with your offspring. Think of the children that might be formed as a result of this unholy union. No, I think you should face it that Esther is meant to be a maid or midwife or some other old-maid profession and NOT a real man's loving help meet. No one wants damaged goods; if Luke went to someone else for a little something something then he's probably already tasted the wares of dear Esther. She's just afraid to tell you the truth.


I think Luke was a handsome fellow (That was part of your problem) and just couldn't bring himself to commit to one person just now. I will pray for him and I hope you will, also. Forgiveness is important if you expect to see Heaven.


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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 08-03-2019, 01:55 PM

On the advice of Brother Larry and a request from a Baptist pastor's son to court Esther, I am withdrawing my offer, Mr. Weinstein.

In response to Brother Larry's questioning of Esther's purity, I would like to point out that just yesterday she passed yet another purity test with flying colors.
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Jesus Re: It's Time to Try Again - 08-03-2019, 05:17 PM

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On the advice of Brother Larry and a request from a Baptist pastor's son to court Esther, I am withdrawing my offer, Mr. Weinstein.

In response to Brother Larry's questioning of Esther's purity, I would like to point out that just yesterday she passed yet another purity test with flying colors.

Who is doing these tests? Have you used Landover's "Testavirgin" that you can get by mail? I think it's on Amazon too. For more accurate results, Landover has a team of specialists that will come to your home and test for a very reasonable fee and extra tithe.


I will be interested in seeing how long this Baptist pastor's son sticks around. I am truly not trying to sound skeptical because Elizabeth is a wonderful person, but now that I think about it maybe you should have gone with the rich Joo's offer after all. Money can hide a multitude of issues.


I hope you aren't offended by my up-front statements. I covet your brotherhood and friendship greatly. It's not your fault your wife gave you a lemon.


In His Love,
BrotherLarry


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