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Default Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-14-2019, 07:42 AM

The settled science global warming hoax deniers are at it again, constantly seeking new rectums of the earth to poke their increasingly detumesced hockey sticks to probe the temperature of the earth, and if it's too cold they will pronounce it "climate change". Not only do these miscreants have a vast army of scientists in white lab coats, but in this case engineers with Excel spread sheets calculating fossil fuel burning that powers the internet to stream porn to the sinners of the world. That's right, watching internet porn causes globull warming.

It doesn't take a pastor preaching the Gospel of Jesus to tell you are sinning anymore, there are Bronx bartenders, fresh from tasting the toilet water of border detention facilities, that will not only tell you your sin, but tell you how the earth feels about it, shame you publicly, prescribe your penance, and demand that you send Democrats your money to alleviate the problem.

While many are onto this scam of UN Agenda 21 to promote world communism, this latest revelation may have tipped their hand by revealing their other sinister plans.

The massive internet porn phenomenon no doubt has led to the massive spilling of seed on a world wide scale, and no doubt this has overwhelmed our waste water treatment systems - allowing spilled seed into our streams, rivers, lakes, and ground water, and polluting our drinking water. This explains the dramatic rise of homerism, bull dyke lezbianism, transgenderism, drag queens in our schools and libraries, and perverts of all types (and no, I don't think this has anything to do with Anthony Weiner getting out of jail).

I'm outraged that the CDC and the EPA has not alerted us to this problem. In the mean time I would encourage all True Christians™ to filter their drinking water. As an added precaution until we determine if these filters are effective at removing spilled seed, I would encourage the boiling of drinking water.

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Streaming online pornography produces as much CO2 as Belgium
Technology 11 July 2019
By Michael Le Page

The transmission and viewing of online videos generates 300 million tonnes of carbon dioxide a year, or nearly 1 per cent of global emissions. On-demand video services such as Netflix account for a third of this, with online pornographic videos generating another third.

This means the watching of pornographic videos generates as much CO2 per year as is emitted by countries such as Belgium, Bangladesh and Nigeria.

That’s the conclusion of a French think tank called The Shift Project. Earlier this year, it estimated that digital technologies produce 4 per cent of greenhouse gas emissions and that this figure could soar to 8 per cent by 2025.

Now it has estimated the CO2 emissions due to online videos alone. The report’s authors used 2018 reports by companies Cisco and Sandvine to work out global video internet traffic. They then estimated how much electricity was used to carry this video data and view it on different devices, from phones to TVs.

Finally, they estimated the overall emissions using global average figures for carbon emissions from electricity generation.

Online video accounted for 60 per cent of global data flows in 2018, the report states, or 1 zettabyte of data (one thousand billion billion bytes). The report’s definition of “online video” does not include live video streaming such as Skype video calls, “camgirls” or telemedicine, which account for another 20 per cent of global data flows.

The move to ever higher quality videos, such as 8K resolution, will contribute to pushing up emissions further. So too could the launch of game streaming services, such as Google’s Stadia, but the report did not try to estimate their impact.

The authors call for measures to limit the emissions from online videos, such as preventing them from autoplaying and not transmitting videos in high definition when it is unnecessary. For instance, some devices can now display higher resolutions than people can perceive. The report says regulation will be necessary.

The estimates are broadly in line with others, says Chris Preist of the University of Bristol, UK, who studies the sustainability of technology.

“This once again demonstrates the need for the designers of digital services to think carefully about the overall impact of the services they provide,” Preist says. “For individuals, upgrading our devices less often, owning less devices, and not demanding mobile high quality internet connection everywhere are probably the most important actions we can take.”

To limit climate change we need to reduce energy consumption as well as switching to renewable sources, says one of the report’s authors, Maxime Efoui. “Producing new energy infrastructure generates emissions, even if the electricity produced is eventually renewable,” he says.

https://www.newscientist.com/article...o2-as-belgium/


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Default Re: Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-14-2019, 04:01 PM

Those of us who know the truth, True Christians™, also know sin will bring the wrath of God upon the earth. Each of us needs to do his/her part in avoiding sin and the consequences it is certain to bring us.

Anyone who thinks watching porn in the privacy of their own home is not a sin is not facing reality. God knows what you are watching. His displeasure may show up in ways that surprise us.


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Default Re: Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-15-2019, 06:28 AM

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Anyone who thinks watching porn in the privacy of their own home is not a sin is not facing reality. God knows what you are watching. His displeasure may show up in ways that surprise us.
Mr. Mayor, this is why it is important to scour the headlines for the latest evidence of God's wrath on the planet Earth. It is not hard to find proof everywhere. Just today:

New Orleans Braces for Intense Floods As Tropical Storm Barry Rolls In
An Even Larger Quake Just Rocked Southern California. Experts Say the Fault System Is Growing.
Powerful Tornadoes Rip Through Midwest, the Plains, Leaving Trail of Destruction

God is telling us something very important that we all need to understand urgently.
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Default Re: Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-15-2019, 09:34 PM

The Romans were a bunch of perverts, and God struck them with volcanic eruptions and tanked their empire. History may be repeating itself. Oh Lord, please let San Francisco become the next Pompeii!!


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Default Re: Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-15-2019, 10:49 PM

I never understood porn. Sex is something you have to suffer through to make soldiers for Jesus. Why something would want to look at that is beyond me.

As to global warming, I am glad Trump made everyone aware Windmills cause cancer freeing the world of the horrors of the Global Warming hoax which was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.


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I am glad Trump made everyone aware Windmills cause cancer freeing the world of the horrors of the Global Warming hoax which was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
Good point, Brother Cranky. But there's another piece of the puzzle that Donald hasn't publicly mentioned yet: the global warming hoax originated in a fiction novel written by Al Gore, Slick Willie Clinton's VP. As Bill's co-president, Hillary likely had a hand in the planning stages of Gore's insidious plot.


I'd be interested to know just how many of those deleted emails were about Hitlery's leading role in inventing and perpetuating the global warming hoax on behalf of her communist Chink and Jewish Goldman Sachs paymasters as part of their globalist NWO agenda.


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Jesus Re: Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-16-2019, 01:27 PM

I think of all the adolescent boys and girls masturbating constantly. In the shower, on the toilet, in their beds, at friends houses, using mommies panties. Young boys doing sword fights, girls doing the scissors. All those calories being consumed and generating heat. All that friction from rubbing genitals. Honestly, it is a miracle by the Grace of God™ that the world has not burst into flames!
There is no surprise it is hotter during the summer months, what with all these kids out of school and nothing but time and genitals one their hands to masturbate. Think about it, I do.


I want all children to know, Jesus sees what you are doing. He sits in the room, watching you, taking pictures with his iPhone and making notes in your permanent file.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-17-2019, 03:31 AM

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I think of all the adolescent boys and girls masturbating constantly. In the shower, on the toilet, in their beds, at friends houses, using mommies panties. Young boys doing sword fights, girls doing the scissors. All those calories being consumed and generating heat. All that friction from rubbing genitals. Honestly, it is a miracle by the Grace of God™ that the world has not burst into flames!
There is no surprise it is hotter during the summer months, what with all these kids out of school and nothing but time and genitals one their hands to masturbate. Think about it, I do.
Brother, it's a known empirical fact that friction causes heat. The scientists refuse to acknowledge this deeply held belief of ours in their models of global warming. Vote for your freedom and demand that Congress mandate masturbation-induced friction in all future weather models. Or we'll cut off their funding.
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Default Re: Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-27-2019, 05:12 PM

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Brother, it's a known empirical fact that friction causes heat. The scientists refuse to acknowledge this deeply held belief of ours in their models of global warming.
I just read that France is suffering from the worst heat wave ever. We all know why, Burlesque.




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Jesus Re: Scientists: Porn Causes Global Warming - 07-27-2019, 07:12 PM

Although sensual people tempt the best of us with the sin of Onan, (Bible Reader, Sister Victory, and Dr. Niles, for example) the True Christian ™ cares about the planet and instead goes deep into prayer when the devil fills our minds with lust. Brother Hutchins how often have you and I shared stories of the things you mentioned while we furiously called out to God? I can’t count them.

Jesus always delivers. Stay firm in the faith brothers and sisters.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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