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flag "Moon Landing" 50 Years On - Proof That It Was a Hoax to Promote Anal Sex - 07-19-2019, 05:10 AM

What is the Moon?

Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.


It is the lesser light Created after the waters were separated, after the Firmament, after dry land, after green grass and photosynthesis, after the Heaven and the Earth (Genesis 1:1-15). That should be all there is to know. Still, almost exactly 50 years ago, on July 20 1969 two misguided former God-Fearing Americans, Neil (or was it Louis) Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" (from what did he get the "buzz"?) Aldrin claimed to take a giant leap into the unknown in small steps. We know that the most significant leap into the unknown is to disregard God's Commandments and experiment with anal sex (1 Corinthians 6:9) and lose all hope of getting into the Real® Heaven, our Eternal Afterlife.

Fact: the Moon is stuck within the structure of the Firmament (Genesis 1:6). It cannot be too far. It would not be too hard to get there and people have been there. However, these people were not the NASA heretics on July 20, 1969. The evidence that the "Moon landing" was a hoax is overwhelming and fits better with the Biblical narrative than the impossible alternative of the NASAists actually visiting it. This harmonization with the Bible comes from Faith® and Prayer. Let us look at the physical evidence now.

Where are the stars? The sky on the alleged photos is totally dark. Without the "atmosphere" there should be no scattering of light and the stars should be visible. In the image it is daytime as it is light, so where are the stars and the Moon that should be visible if it was night?


Psalms 136:9
The moon and stars to rule by night: for his mercy endureth for ever.

Why could the abused Proud American flag wave and fap if there was no air? It should be impossible!



Isaiah 19:6
And they shall turn the rivers far away; and the brooks of defence shall be emptied and dried up: the reeds and flags shall wither.


How is it possible that the shadows point at different directions without artificial lighting? This means that the "landing" was filmed before a live studio audience probably by Stanley Kubrick, as many people believe. This will lead to God's anger.



Isaiah 30:30
And the LORD shall cause his glorious voice to be heard, and shall shew the lighting down of his arm, with the indignation of his anger, and with the flame of a devouring fire, with scattering, and tempest, and hailstones.


There are many other things to prove the hoax, as well. For instance, the Moon is supposedly covered in dust and the "Eagle" vehicle supposedly landed on "thrusters". Why is there no crater?Moreover, why did Neil Armstrong confess that the "landing" was a hoax if it wasn't?
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Asked about his display of confidence on the day, Armstrong said: “Yeah, but it was a little bit of a sham, I admit.
That means it was a lie and that Mr. Armstrong did not get into Heaven during the alleged trip, nor after his death.

What was the purpose of all this, then? Obviously, anal sex. This can be proven with anagrammatics based on the names and pivotal words of the scam.



Did the "astronauts" engage in anal fornication? It is a possibility. Thus, in the infinite wisdom of God all things that are possible must eventually happen. So it happened. Even if it did not, the men must have thought what it would be like. If they thought about it, it also happened. This could mean that it happened twice, which is preposterous. This explains why the "Eagle", the "landing vehicle", had thrusters! To thrust the male copulatory organ into the virgin rectal orifice of another man. This could have happened, which is clear proof of it taking place.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


Once more, science was only trying to alienate people from Jesus. Why would they bother otherwise? Surely they must have known that Mr. Adolf Hitler had visited the Moon on the Firmament decades before?
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"The Germans landed on the Moon as early as probably 1942, utilising their larger exo-atmospheric rocket saucers of the Miethe and Schriever type. "Ever since their first day of landing on the Moon, the Germans started boring and tunnelling under the surface, and by the end of the war there was a small Nazi research base on the Moon.” Dr Terziski’s theories are believed by many so-called UFO experts – who tie them to Nazi links to the occult such as Hitler’s quest for the weapon that killed Jesus.


Hitler never claimed that there was no air on the Moon, so the flapping of the Nazi flag can be understood within that context. This is, on the other hand, a dirndl, a decent female dress from Germany.



What is the point of the dirndl? The point is that it is intimately connected to the hoax. It is also correlated to the presumed and thus proven anal applications of this scam.



So, Aldrin got his "buzz" from disregarding Deuteronomy 22:5! All this is much too improbable to be a coincidence. There was no landing. The only man who ever visited the Moon was Mr. Hitler. The NASA hoax was a cover-up operation to increase anal sex in the world and it did. "Moon landing" 50 years on - we can see how anal sex has been made legitimate and the preferred form of fornication.




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Default Re: "Moon Landing" 50 Years On - Proof That It Was a Hoax to Promote Anal Sex - 07-19-2019, 09:16 PM

Thank you, Professor White, for that excellent review of the moon landing hoax.

As to what happens when men are isolated for a long period of time together without females, we have to wonder. So far as I know, there were no rules as to what was permissible moral behavior.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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