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A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
05-31-2018, 07:35 AM
A pastor in Louisiana is asking for a private jet, his fourth.
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“We believe in God for a brand new Falcon 7X so we can go anywhere in the world, one stop,” he told people on “This Week With Jesse,” a regular video broadcast on his website. The video on May 21 carefully mixed the gospel with a few insights into the economics of international aviation.
“Now people say … can’t you go with this one?” he said, pointing to a picture of the plane he uses. “Yes, but I can’t go it one stop. And if I can do it one stop, I can fly it for a lot cheaper, because I have my own fuel farm. And that’s what’s been a blessing of the Lord.”
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That reminds me: Did Pastor Zeke ever get his jet?
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
05-31-2018, 08:27 AM
This Duplantis person has no idea of who Jesus really is. Just read this quote from his biography:
“It is his mission to reach every soul of the 7 billion people that now inhabit the earth, making sure that each one has an opportunity to know the real Jesus — approachable, personable, compassionate, and full of joy-the way that he knows Jesus,”
Clearly, he has not spent enough time with Jesus. If he had he would know that Jesus is not the Namby Pamby, Goody Two Shoes he thinks He is.
Romans 13:4 - For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to [execute] wrath upon him that doeth evil.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
05-31-2018, 08:41 AM
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...Clearly, he has not spent enough time with Jesus. If he had he would know that Jesus is not the Namby Pamby, Goody Two Shoes he's selling Him as...
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FTFY.
And IIRC, Zeke doesn't have his own fuel farm yet, either.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
05-31-2018, 08:47 AM
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FTFY.
And IIRC, Zeke doesn't have his own fuel farm yet, either.
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Mr Much,
Thanks for the correction. Anyway, who needs a fuel farm, it usually just leaves a pretty bad smell at the bottom of the garden.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
05-31-2018, 02:10 PM
Forgive me for speaking so boldly, but are we really going to just stand by and let some random preacher get his jet before the far Godlier Pastor Ezekiel does? Pastor Ezekiel has done far more than this nobody, and he's not even close to getting his plane yet.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-01-2018, 09:14 AM
I'm not sure what a "Falcon 7X" looks like, but I'm sure its the cheap bling that these characters love.
Even Pastor Zeke's older planes are much better.
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06-01-2018, 09:26 AM
I'm just sick about this whole thing. It's humiliating that our pastor doesn't even have a plane that was built during this decade.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-02-2018, 12:43 AM
Why does anybody, let alone a pastor need a private jet. To me it just seems like a huge waste of money. And even if it isn't, as long as the jet that Pastor Zeke currently has works well, why does it matter how new it is?
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-02-2018, 02:26 AM
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Why does anybody, let alone a pastor need a private jet. To me it just seems like a huge waste of money. And even if it isn't, as long as the jet that Pastor Zeke currently has works well, why does it matter how new it is?
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It is clear you do not understand what we here at Landover Baptist and Pastor Zeke are up against. Competing in the world of famous TV preachers is like swimming with sharks. They use every trick in the book to reduce the world wide evangelical influence of Pastor Zeke.
In recent years, they have been trying to one up our Pastor by owning bigger and bigger aircraft. The Pastor Zeke's New Jet Aircraft Committee decided we must leap frog past all the lesser preachers and buy the largest and finest aircraft made in the world. That is the Airbus A 380. When Pastor Zeke arrives in his huge shiny 380 the other pastors like Creflo Dollar and this Duplantis guy will look like tiny preacher ants trying to get attention.
We have raised millions of dollars and are close to placing the order. Pastor Zeke's will have a sauna, a movie room and poker/cigar room, all for his comfort during his world wide evangelism tours.
You can learn more about the Committee's work and help us raise the last of the money needed place our Airbus order.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...16#post1221716
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-02-2018, 09:35 AM
Thank you, Mayor Johny Joe Hold. When I think about how these one-verse Charlies from the so-called Prosperity Gospel movement twist the Lord's word and treat Christianity like it's some kind of pyramid scheme, I get so angry, I could just kill somebody.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-02-2018, 02:38 PM
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That reminds me: Did Pastor Zeke ever get his jet?
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-03-2018, 11:26 AM
Friends, I'm on punishment right now, because I did something stupid last night. I was trying to cheer Pastor Zeke up, and I said, "Remember, God's delays are not God's denials."
Pastor Zeke was right to strike me. I forgot my place, and acted like I, of all people, was in a position to teach the pastor something.
I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-03-2018, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by anthonyijackson
Why does anybody, let alone a pastor need a private jet. To me it just seems like a huge waste of money. And even if it isn't, as long as the jet that Pastor Zeke currently has works well, why does it matter how new it is?
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When Pastor Zeke is Missionarying the Indonesians he needs to command the respect of the natives before they will put aside their phone made up gods and join Christ in His Muscular embrace.
Although rowdy the Indonese are a servile people I’m told. So to impress upon them the Good News one needs a firm handshake, a loud American voice, a sharp suit, the Good Book and yes: a new jet.
What bit of that full and comprehensive explaination is giving you difficulty?
Proverbs 16 The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, is from the Lord
Think about it.
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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-03-2018, 01:32 PM
The ignorance by the 'outsiders' in this thread appall me. How could any impoverished Godless people take Pastor Ezekiel Flint seriously if he were to miraculously appear on the tarmac in a plane missing rivets, bald tires, leaking lubricants, hazed windows and last years color schemes. First impressions are critical. This why he can never wear the same clothes twice, they must always be brand new. He must come across like what the heathens need to know what Gods Chosen few live like. This is the same reason for grouping people in the Church according to Tithing amounts. It is show them what can be attained if they give more. The more you give, the more God loves you.
It is obvious to even the untrained eye, this so called 'Pastor Duplantis' is nothing but a charlatan and a thief. Did you notice his old, wrinkly skin, white hair and hear his shaky, weak voice? Pastor Ezekiel Flint could still pass for a burgeoning 25 year old.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
06-03-2018, 03:42 PM
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The ignorance by the 'outsiders' in this thread appall me. How could any impoverished Godless people take Pastor Ezekiel Flint seriously if he were to miraculously appear on the tarmac in a plane missing rivets, bald tires, leaking lubricants, hazed windows and last years color schemes. First impressions are critical.
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Well said, Brother Hutchins
We must remember safety, not only safety from aircraft crashes but from Satan himself. Some brothers in the Christian faith tell us the Devil can board commercial flights. It is essential we keep Pastor Zeke safe.
https://www.christianexaminer.com/ar...ines/49993.htm
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
07-08-2018, 12:54 AM
Clearly this man ain't Christian. No Christian would ever use a plane, tools of terrorism that them Moose Slims used to kill 3,000,000 innocent folks. Only Jeaus can fly.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
07-14-2018, 11:36 PM
I would be willing to talk to the local kids and get together to raise money for the airplane by doing a bake sale in my nearest gated community or outside the local Walmart. People seem to be willing to throw money at Girl Scout cookies outside the Walmart. If I can set something up I would surely be able to take their business and help out your local Pastor to get more money for his new airplane.
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Re: A televangelist wants his followers to pay for a $54 million private jet. It’s his fourth plane. -
07-15-2018, 05:37 PM
What an imagination you have Maxime! If I do end up abducting adopting you, you will get on fine with my youngest daughter, Grenadine!
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07-15-2018, 07:09 PM
Hi Miss Dolli! My pa did sign the papers whenever if you're ready to take me in and teach me how to be a good Christian girl for my future husband!
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07-16-2018, 10:58 AM
Hold your brown ponies, Maxime missy! I can't just close a rental agreement on whatever refuse your pa scribbled some words onto. I have my own specifications that I am writing up and will forward to him, at my convenience.
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