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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 06-22-2016, 08:36 PM

I give you these three case to show that God has given His Moral Compass to Mankind and His Standards are the Highest.

It is only soft lieberal laws invented by fallible man that criminalizes True Christians the world over. In the eyes of God these men have no sin.

Man jailed for selling 18-day-old daughter online 'to buy iPhone'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a6920321.html
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The man found a buyer for his daughter on a popular social media site

A Chinese man has been jailed for three years after selling his 18-day-old baby daughter online so he could buy an iPhone.

The man, known only as “A Duan”, from Tong’an, Fujian province, south eastern China, found a buyer for his infant daughter on the social media site QQ, who paid £2,500 (23,000 Yuan) for the baby, according to the People’s Daily Online.

The man allegedly intended to buy an iPhone and a motorbike with the funds.

The mother, called “Xiao Mei” in reports, reportedly worked many part-time jobs while the father spent his most of time in internet cafes.

Both parents were 19 when they went through with the unplanned pregnancy.
Father gets life for selling his 3 daughters to child pornographer.
http://q13fox.com/2016/06/07/father-...-pornographer/

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GREENEVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — A Tennessee man who sold his daughters to a man who raped them and used them in child pornography has been sentenced to life in prison.

Federal prosecutors said in a news release that U.S. District Judge J. Ronnie Greer sentenced the 63-year-old father Monday. They said Greer called it one of the most horrible crimes he’d ever seen. The news release said the mother also was involved and already had been sentenced to 18 years.

In court documents, prosecutors say the arrangement went on from about February 2011 to August 2012. The release said the girls were 12, 14 and 16 when police discovered what happened to them. It was not immediately clear when that was.
Police: Man sold teen daughter into marriage for cash, beer, meat
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-- A California man sold his 14-year-old daughter to an 18-year-old man for cash, beer and meat -- then called police when the prospective bridegroom didn't live up to his end of the deal, authorities said Tuesday.
Martinez had arranged through a third party to have his daughter marry the older teenager, identified by authorities as Margarito de Jesus Galindo, of Gonzales, California. In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.

All those involved in the case are from the western Mexican state of Oaxaca, the police chief said. In the Oaxacan community, such an agreement is "normal and honorable," he said.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-03-2016, 02:49 AM

Awww! Is that photo your daughter? If so I have a cousin who might like her!
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-03-2016, 03:05 AM

Further more, is she still available as she should be eighteen now?
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-09-2016, 08:58 PM

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Further more, is she still available as she should be eighteen now?
For shame! We are not a porn site that just give our children away to strangers! 2 Corinthians 6:14 states, "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?". You can mail order a woman from somewhere probably in the mess of Rio, but Christian girls only marry proper, Christian, God-fearing men that their father has met, interviewed, and approved. At least that's how it works according to my father and husband.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-24-2017, 11:31 AM

to be honest i think my daughter is worh more than 30 - 40 shekels, 70 at least i love jesussssssssss
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-24-2017, 12:53 PM

If you're a priest how come you've got a daughter? There are legitimate reasons, I'm aware of them, the next point is why are you hissing?
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-29-2017, 09:34 PM

You really expect a cathlick to be honest? The Catholic Church is full of liars and this guy claiming to be a "priest" yet has a daughter he sold only amplifies the fact they are a false ideology. They are so greedy I wouldn't put it past them to sell their children amongst themselves purely for profit and some sick pedophilic pleasure they get from sleeping with children.

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Stop gathering your children false priest and treating them as a personal commodity for pleasure. Alas, I will pray for you that you get on the right path as God is all forgiving.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 10-19-2017, 01:56 AM

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This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

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Isn't human trafficking Illegal? I seriously should report this...
Yes this is just wrong on so many levels. I think I will we got a witch Hunt on this this forum where people are stalking "witch's" and now this a thread where a man is selling his daughter.


You can hide behind your biblical justifications but I seriously hope this satire because selling your daughter for money well... it's Illegal and slavery. Last time I checked we live in THE USA not some biblical theocracy.
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You can hide behind your biblical justifications but I seriously hope this satire because selling your daughter for money well... it's Illegal and slavery. Last time I checked we live in THE USA not some biblical theocracy.


There are times I want to believe this is satire, but sadly no, and its not just Landover either. Human trafficking is everywhere, those poor girls. There is a strong belief that girl's are a man's plaything and he can do as he darn well pleases will us. It breaks my heart.
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There are times I want to believe this is satire, but sadly no, and its not just Landover either. Human trafficking is everywhere, those poor girls. There is a strong belief that girl's are a man's plaything and he can do as he darn well pleases will us. It breaks my heart.
Idk what to believe..Google tells me this site is just satire...but but it can't be... I've seen 4chan I've seen 8chan. No trolls would be milking a joke this long...once it's over run by normies they move on to the next thing..this shit needs to be reported.
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Idk what to believe..Google tells me this site is just satire...but but it can't be... I've seen 4chan I've seen 8chan. No trolls would be milking a joke this long...once it's over run by normies they move on to the next thing..this shit needs to be reported.


I think there is a rumor that it is satire as a cover for the church to protect themselves, but honestly, if it was satire, how could there be a forum of Christians dutifully coming to it daily to proselytize to people like us who sign on to call them out on their dark-ages BS?
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Idk what to believe..Google tells me this site is just satire...but but it can't be... I've seen 4chan I've seen 8chan. No trolls would be milking a joke this long...once it's over run by normies they move on to the next thing..this shit needs to be reported.


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I think there is a rumor that it is satire as a cover for the church to protect themselves, but honestly, if it was satire, how could there be a forum of Christians dutifully coming to it daily to proselytize to people like us who sign on to call them out on their dark-ages BS?
Yeah I think this isn't satire. No troll isn't th is dedicated enoughh to build this. I should know I helped orchestrate tumblur to go after 4chans pol board to watch the ensuing triggering for l.u.l.z I got bored with it after a day. Nope we staring into an under belly. A deviant divine philosophy.....
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Isn't human trafficking Illegal? I seriously should report this...
Yes this is just wrong on so many levels. I think I will we got a witch Hunt on this this forum where people are stalking "witch's" and now this a thread where a man is selling his daughter.


You can hide behind your biblical justifications but I seriously hope this satire because selling your daughter for money well... it's Illegal and slavery. Last time I checked we live in THE USA not some biblical theocracy.
Keep checking, dearie. Things are changing.


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Hehehe okay try and other throw the government we'll be prepared for people to fight against your tryanny. You think things are bad now with Trump in power and antifa deny people basic rights and you're going to see an out right insurrection against you. Besides Trump ain't that godly honey hes not going to create your Gilead government he flip flops on to many issues to prove to be a force to be reckoned with.
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Hehehe okay try and other throw the government we'll be prepared for people to fight against your tryanny. You think things are bad now with Trump in power and antifa deny people basic rights and you're going to see an out right insurrection against you. Besides Trump ain't that godly honey hes not going to create your Gilead government he flip flops on to many issues to prove to be a force to be reckoned with.
Oh, I think the work is proceeding smoothly. Look at the positive influence Betsy DeVos has clearly had on your own education.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-27-2021, 05:17 AM

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Isn't human trafficking Illegal?
Not when it conforms to the law, dear. And considering half of Americans say Bible should influence U.S. laws, including 28% who favor it over the will of the people, those who value democracy would recognize selling your daughter to a decent Bible Believing Husband is the American Way. You might find our handbook that explains in detail how Biblical Marriage works to be helpful: Landover Baptist Church Guidebook for Betrothal and Marriage. You may print and distribute it as the Holy Ghost guides you. You can join the conversation HERE.


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Messican Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-01-2021, 03:50 PM

The Bible tells us that a female is worth 30 shekels about $9.00 in real, US Dollars. I have to wonder if that is an average value or is it one price, no haggling.
I've known men who had horrific looking daughters, incapable of doing the simplest household task. Quite frankly, worthless in my book. Then on the other hand, I have met some young ladies that were quite fetching, hips made for breeding and the skills to cook and clean as they should be. Certainly, these two females are not of equal value.
I'll follow the Bible as I have followed it as God had it written. I was wondering if any Biblical scholars is aware of God telling us definitively that some are worth less than others. Not racially speaking of course, a nigress is only worthwhile if she can produce a buck. Everyone knows that.
As many here know, I have been without a wife for some time and now that I have completely forgotten who she was, it is time to remarry.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-22-2021, 08:33 PM

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The Bible tells us that a female is worth 30 shekels about $9.00 in real, US Dollars.
James, the number's 19. 19.00$ Theonomics dictates you need to account for inflation.
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