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Women priests! They do the work of the Devil! -
04-12-2012, 04:38 PM
4thought.tv asks: Is there still a place for exorcism?
Rev Elizabeth Baxter doesn't believe in possession, and favours a therapeutic
approach to traumatised people over what she sees as some church's abusive methods.
Prepare to have your eyes out on stalks, brethren. This woman priest may as well be an atheist for all that she has to do with Jesus.
According to her, Jesus was stuck in the (wrong) thoughts of His time and naturally (wrongly) chose to cast out demons rather than sitting the demon-possessed down and talking to them over a nice cup of tea and telling them God loves everyone.
Mark1:32-39
32And at even, when the sun did set, they brought unto him all that were diseased, and them that were possessed with devils. 33And all the city was gathered together at the door. 34And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.
35And in the morning, rising up a great while before day, he went out, and departed into a solitary place, and there prayed. 36And Simon and they that were with him followed after him. 37And when they had found him, they said unto him, All men seek for thee. 38And he said unto them, Let us go into the next towns, that I may preach there also: for therefore came I forth. 39And he preached in their synagogues throughout all Galilee, and cast out devils. Jesus was only doing what he was too ignorant to know better to do, says this woman, this blaspheming genial loon! Yes, she's doing the work of atheists in belittling Jesus. What Jesus did was in the thoughts of His time but now we know better than Jesus so we mustn't do as He did. We must sit them down and lie to them that God loves their demon-infested souls.
So, was Jesus little more than some pantomime artist performing pointless rituals that are products of an ignorant, pre-scientific time? Because if you subtract the passing mention of God in her alternative therapy then sitting the possessed down and having a lovely chat sounds just like what the atheist medical profession does. Shame on her!
I'm really not joking. Watch the video (you'll have to follow the link, I'm afraid). It might make you feel ill, but then you will feel a powerful urge to reach for the Bible.
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Re: Women priests! They do the work of the Devil! -
04-12-2012, 05:49 PM
Of course women priests do the work of the devil! Back in the old (OLD) days, they were called priestesses and they ran the temples like big, socialist bordellos.
The Lord God went out of His way to get rid of the feminine influence in worship practices, belief systems and property laws. He HAD to, or property could not be passed down properly from father to son.
Anytime you have a woman in authority, the Devil is behind it. Look at Eve, commanding Adam to eat the fruit, And who talked her into getting all uppity?
Satan! That's who!
Women who act up like that should be burnt at the stake. And the fire should be kindled with pages from books touting all the false doctrines of "equality".
Fired Uppedly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Women priests! They do the work of the Devil! -
04-15-2012, 06:26 PM
My mother is a preacher. I can tell you from first hand experience that she lets her womanly impulses drive her in the wrong direction. She has good intentions, but it is just not the place for a woman.
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Re: Women priests! They do the work of the Devil! -
04-15-2012, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Apotheosis
My mother is a preacher...She has good intentions, but it is just not the place for a woman.
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OH MY (insert your favourite non-blasphemous expression here, I don't need another infraction). Actual Biblical Truth™ from this poster!
Ima go buy a lotto ticket!
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Re: Women priests! They do the work of the Devil! -
04-15-2012, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Apotheosis
My mother is a preacher. I can tell you from first hand experience that she lets her womanly impulses drive her in the wrong direction. She has good intentions, but it is just not the place for a woman.
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No she's not. She's a blaspheming whore of satan.
Quote:
1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Women priests! They do the work of the Devil! -
04-15-2012, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No she's not. She's a blaspheming whore of satan.
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Excellent point, Pastor. As the Bible makes clear, spiritual whoredom is more serious than the carnal kind.
Prostitutes can spread disease as they spread their legs, and people can die from these diseases. But false teachers and preachers lead people into everlasting damnation!
At least when someone is wasting away from a disease they can pray for forgiveness and be cleansed in the Blood of the Lamb, but once a soul is sent to Hell, there is no end to their suffering and no cure for their sorrow.
Joyfully Yours,
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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