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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
05-26-2019, 03:38 AM
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Pete Buttigieg (I think it's pronounced booty-giggity) is rising in the polls.
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Why are the Dems so fixated on people with bizarre, foreign-sounding, unpronounceable surnames? Obama, Tlaib, Gabbard, de Blasio, Gillibrand, Klobuchar, Pelosi, Hickenlooper, Swalwell, Ocasio-Cortez, Buttigieg, it's all just a bunch of gibberish. America will become a laughing stock if Peter Puffer Buttgay is elected President. If you thought Obama's Black House was bad, wait until you see the Rainbow House this nancy boy has planned. We'll get invaded by Iran the first week.
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
05-26-2019, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Why are the Dems so fixated on people with bizarre, foreign-sounding, unpronounceable surnames? Obama, Tlaib, Gabbard, de Blasio, Gillibrand, Klobuchar, Pelosi, Hickenlooper, Swalwell, Ocasio-Cortez, Buttigieg, it's all just a bunch of gibberish. America will become a laughing stock if Peter Puffer Buttgay is elected President. If you thought Obama's Black House was bad, wait until you see the Rainbow House this nancy boy has planned. We'll get invaded by Iran the first week.
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Amen, Brother Lukes! And if that Mayor Pete Buttgay becomes President, just think of the LGBT demands that he will place upon the already-breaking backs of the followers of the . We will be sued over the slightest thing. Brother Pat Robertson gave a -sent warning so clearly on his show this week, declaring that all of that LGBT stuff could be the start of an atomic war. And that may well be the trouble with Iran that you've so kindly referenced, Brother Lukes. In addition, Brother Robertson warns that all of this LGBT stuff makes vomit. It won't be safe to leave the house! Here is Brother Robertson's quote, and the the full article link follows.
“If you want to bring the judgment of God on this nation, you just keep this stuff up. You know, I was reading in Leviticus where it said, ‘Because of these things, the land will vomit you out.’ Vomit you out. I think God will say, ‘I’ve had it with America, if you do this kind of stuff, I’m going to get rid of you as a nation.’”
“There is plenty of stuff that is going on, when you look at the potential of atomic war, when you look at the potential of a solar strike or something on our grid, you could go down the line of devastation that could happen to our nation. We don’t want that. We want the blessing of God, not the curse of God,” Robertson said."
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A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes.
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
05-26-2019, 04:15 PM
I'm angry at the press that report campaign speeches made the parade of clowns called Democrats. Yesterday, Senator Amy Klobuchar, one of the parade, said the late Republican John McCain muttered names of dictators during President Trump's inauguration speech.
The reason this is disgusting is that we don't know why McCain was reciting the names of dictators. Maybe it was just a memory exorcise followed by reciting names of our great Republican Party Presidents. Without an explanation we cannot know. It's unprofessional to assume Klobuchar is right that McCain thought our dear President would be a bad dictator.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/john-...b00e03656f4f05
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
07-04-2019, 07:51 PM
Sorry I've not been keeping up with this election but there are so many freak candidates to keep track of, I'm overwhelmed. I've not even watched the debates, but here's my estimation of what they were like: "I'll be the first Armenian-Butanese Trisexual to become President on a Wednesday!"
"I'll be the first Quaker with Tourette's Syndrome to *BLEEP* *BLEEP*
"Hi, I'm Elsa Schrödinger, a pregnant woman who will make either free childcare or abortion rights my signature issue!"
"Hi, we're a pair of incestuous gay conjoined twins, and my running mate is literally my mate!"
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
07-11-2019, 10:12 AM
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Sorry I've not been keeping up with this election but there are so many freak candidates to keep track of, I'm overwhelmed. I've not even watched the debates, but here's my estimation of what they were like: "I'll be the first Armenian-Butanese Trisexual to become President on a Wednesday!"
"I'll be the first Quaker with Tourette's Syndrome to *BLEEP* *BLEEP*
"Hi, I'm Elsa Schrödinger, a pregnant woman who will make either free childcare or abortion rights my signature issue!"
"Hi, we're a pair of incestuous gay conjoined twins, and my running mate is literally my mate!"
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I'm told that those are called "intersectionality" - so you could have a hook nose, cisgender, ectomorph, anal retentive, ingrown toenail, bi-lesbian, bi-polar, dwarf, person of color, Subaru with a damaged left front bumber driver.
This is all supposedly derived from "deconstructionist critical theory", but at the moment I'm still wading through the turgid writings of Fredric Jameson - so I don't have a clue yet how it works.
In trying to make some sense of this, it occurs to me that we need to work through all these combinations and permutations - which requires some factorial math, and I'm thinking we're going to wind up with some pretty big numbers here. No matter how it comes out, my guess is that at least someone is going to wind up being "oppressed".
We're being told that the answer to all these "inequality" problems is "socialism", but I remain skeptical as to how this reconciles with Gödel's Theorem.
I've been looking forward for the debate moderators to ask these kinds of questions, but I don't hold out much hope as they belong to their own intersectionality of feckless numbskulls.
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
07-11-2019, 05:16 PM
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I'm told that those are called "intersectionality" - so you could have a hook nose, cisgender, ectomorph, anal retentive, ingrown toenail, bi-lesbian, bi-polar, dwarf, person of color, Subaru with a damaged left front bumber driver.
This is all supposedly derived from "deconstructionist critical theory", but at the moment I'm still wading through the turgid writings of Fredric Jameson - so I don't have a clue yet how it works.
In trying to make some sense of this, it occurs to me that we need to work through all these combinations and permutations - which requires some factorial math, and I'm thinking we're going to wind up with some pretty big numbers here. No matter how it comes out, my guess is that at least someone is going to wind up being "oppressed".
We're being told that the answer to all these "inequality" problems is "socialism", but I remain skeptical as to how this reconciles with Gödel's Theorem.
I've been looking forward for the debate moderators to ask these kinds of questions, but I don't hold out much hope as they belong to their own intersectionality of feckless numbskulls.
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Scientifically speaking, brother you are strictly correct. As much as the liberal so-called scientists try to obfuscate the issue, these signs are related to the Curse of Ham in that it's God's way of indicating to us just how undesirable these folks are to any decent and upstanding society.
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
07-13-2019, 12:59 PM
I am not voting for Trump, he is a warmonger and he worships the evil land dragon
Also Mike Pence wants to shock gays and that is something I want no part in
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
07-13-2019, 09:52 PM
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I am not voting for Trump, he is a warmonger and he worships the evil land dragon
Also Mike Pence wants to shock gays and that is something I want no part in
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Dear Miss Zaphiel: I shouldn't worry about it if I were you. What makes you think you will be out of Quarantine in time for the November 2020 election?
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
07-13-2019, 10:06 PM
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Dear Miss Zaphiel: I shouldn't worry about it if I were you. What makes you think you will be out of Quarantine in time for the November 2020 election?
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Or even old enough to vote?
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! -
07-13-2019, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Zaphiel the one trick pony
Also Mike Pence wants to shock gays and that is something I want no part in
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I fail to see the usefulness of that as well. I have to admin I am surprised how long it takes Trump to implement Biblical law so we can start stoning all those gays to death as written in Leviticus 20:13 and Romans 1:26-27. The only good gay is a death gay.
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