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Love Jesus Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! - 10-27-2015, 03:39 PM

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I'm genuinely curious: Why is it wrong for a woman to orgasm?

And if it's so wrong, how do you know how a female orgasm works, apparently?

I don't want someone flicking my phone every five minutes like you do in this game. Takes more than that to get a high score with me.
Dear child,

You are starting to develop a healthy interest in the commandments of Jesus and how to live according to His master plan. Ignorance can be treated. Briefly, intercourse was Created to enable procreation (Genesis 1:22), not pleasure. I can personally testify that the actual conjugal act is tedious and at best relatively quickly over BUT it produces new soldiers for Christ. A longer explanation is also available. The physiological mecanisms of a positive feedback loop mediated by the parasympathetic nervous system and N. pudendus are totally irrelevant when compared to the Words of Jesus!



Also relevant in this respect is John 8:34
Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin.


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! - 10-29-2015, 11:16 PM

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I'm genuinely curious: Why is it wrong for a woman to orgasm?
Because it means she's in the service of SATAN!

Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

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And if it's so wrong, how do you know how a female orgasm works, apparently?
By that logic, no one would know sticking knitting needles in your eyeball is wrong unless they first determine it works.



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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 05-08-2016, 05:06 PM

So true, there are tons of dumb heads on this website who come up with the silliest of stories. There even one about thumb sucking being evil! I mean seriously? This is why I'm quitting lol
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 05-08-2016, 05:38 PM

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So true, there are tons of dumb heads on this website who come up with the silliest of stories. There even one about thumb sucking being evil! I mean seriously? This is why I'm quitting lol
Now you're just being nasty. Why are fake Christians always so full of hate?

Where do they get their information from about God? It's certainly not the Bible. They just make it up, because there is only one source of non-made-up information about God and that is the King James Bible.



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